ProPain Z

Once upon a time in Arlene Texas, the heart of Republican values. Hank Hill was grilling up some propane steaks when he heard a bang come from Bobby's room.

"Bwahaha" Hank yelled as he flipped a steak.

"Better get the propane accessories for this job." Hank grabbed the spatula and machete and headed for the room.

In the room, Hank found Bobby Hill having sex with a bag of charcoal.

"Bwahaha! Bobby why are you making love to charcoal and not propane?"

"It's ok dad, i love both!"

"No it's not Bobby I'll show you want charcoal is." Hank rips off his shirt to reveal a hot six-pack and tears the charcoal mask off to reveal JOHN REDCORN!

"Bobby, I'll show you I can make love better to an Indian!"

Hank goes super propane 3 and flies through the roof and into downtown Arlene. Hank uses his shining flame attack to destroy the charcoal factory.

"NO DAD!" Bobby screams then immediately gets his six-pack out and turns super propane 2. Bobby tries to fight his father.

"You will never beat propane bobby!" Hank unleashes a bwahawaha blast at bobby!

"Ba-WAH-AW-HAAAAAAAA!" Hank screams unleashing his full force.

Bobby tries to counter the blast with Special Charcoal Cannon! The beams collided but the force of the struggle is too much for Bobby in his current form! Bobby thinks about his life up to this point. About all the friends, he made and the people he can count on, no matter h'what. In a sudden realization, booby knows the one person who has taught him and give him the strength to defeat his father.

"GUY FIERI, LEND ME YOUR POWER!" Bobby screams to the sky. Then out of the time vortex that he was trapped in. Guy Fieri drives his flying golden flaming Lamborghini!

"Hey Bobby! I heard you wanted to go the FLAVATOWN!" Guy says while driving into Bobby, fusing the both of them, and turning Bobby into Super Fieri 3! With the new form, Bobby knows that he only has a minute before reverting to his usual state. Bobby pushes all his energy into one last blast.

"CHEESE BURGERS Overload! Bobby screams as he overpowers his father's beam. "NOOOOOOO" Hank screams, flying into space while saying

"Looks like Team rocket is blasting off again!" A small twinkle is heard after.

Bobby collapses on the ground and defuses with Guy Fieri.

"Thanks master. I don't know what I would have done without you."

"Hey, no problemo brutha! You need to train up 'cause your daddy'o will be back and more Killer than ever."

"I will keep training for you, master Fieri"

"I'll see you next time on Dinners, drive ins, and dives!" *guitar squeal*

Bobby did plan on training right away…after he makes sloppy, wet, love with John Redcorn.