A/N: Kasplangy Week is here!! XD I'm so excited! It's been a whole year since kasplosion and I met, and so in honor of that, we are writing stories for all you guys to read… about Avatar! …And us! :D YAY! And so, here we go!
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar: The Last Airbender –
Sokka: Pfft. DUH.
Me: -glare-
Summary: Today's chapter is about me and kasplosion entering the Avatar universe. Craziness will most likely ensue. :D
Day 1
DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DOOOOONG!
"Jeez, I'm coming already!" Tangy yelled through the house. Climbing over the ginormous mess that was her living room, she reached the door and unlocked it, swinging it open to find…
"Kasplosion! Man, I was wondering when you'd get here!"
Kasplosion wiped her forehead. "Sorry, Tangy!" she said. "I got lost. I took a left instead of a right and I ended up in Albuquerque!" She shook her head and stepped inside.
"Sounds rough, bud. You want a snack or something?" Tangy asked, upset for her weary friend.
"Pineapple sounds fabulous!" Kasplosion exclaimed, jumping up and down in excitement. Her recovery seemed immediate.
Once a bowl of pineapple was brought from the fridge, Kasplosion immediately began to chow down.
"So what should we do today?" she asked.
Tangy thought for a while, stroking her chin rather comically. A light bulb suddenly appeared above her head. "Wanna watch Avatar?!"
"DUHness!!" Kasplosion shouted, and the two friends ran to Tangy's room to grab every Avatar DVD on the rack.
"So how should we do this? Should we start at season 1 and work our way through season three, watch our favorite episodes, or watch our least favorite episodes while criticizing all the little details?"
"Hm… let's watch our favorites. We criticized yesterday."
Tangy popped out a DVD while Kasplosion continued to eat her pineapple. "Y'know," the latter said, "I've always wondered what would happen if we went to the Avatar universe…"
"Me, too!" Tangy yelled. "I mean, wouldn't it be weird if, I don't know, the second this DVD loaded in the DVD player, we were both sucked into the Avatar universe and it just HAPPENED to be on the day they're going to go invade the Fire Nation on the Day of Black Sun?!"
It was at this moment that the DVD loaded and both girls were transported into the world of Avatar to the Day of Black Sun.
"Whoa… what a koinckydink, huh?" Tangy thought out loud.
"Tell me about it!" Kasplosion answered. "This is almost as cool as yesterday when we ate ice cream RIGHT OUT OF THE TUB!!"
"YEAH, I KNOW! THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!" Both girls squealed.
"Hey, look!" Kasplosion said, pointing to the north. "It's Aang and the gang!"
Tangy gasped. "No way! …but you DO mean the Boomerang Squad, right?"
"Of course! Or the Fearsome Foursome…"
"Or Team Avatar!!" Tangy and Kasplosion both exclaimed at once.
"Man, this is awesome…" Tangy sighed.
"Now all we need to do is accomplish everything else on our wish list!" Kasplosion happily said.
"Right!" Tangy said, remembering the list. "…What else do we have on there?"
Kasplosion pulled out a list from seemingly nowhere. "Well, let's see… we have to take over Avatar studios… become superhero fruits… find our way onto the news for breaking a rather random world record… find a way to get into the Gallagher Girls books and become a Gallagher Girl ourselves… and learn how to speak in cool accents!"
"Well," Tangy said, suddenly speaking in a British accent, "you may mark off that last one, for I, for one, can speak old English. And you, good lady?"
"Right-o, mate!" Kasplosion said in an Australian accent. "I can speak Australian real good, eh?"
"Oh, indubitably, ol' chap! Pip pip, cheerio and all that jazz!"
At this time, Aang and his friends, along with the invasion force, happened upon the two girls speaking in the foreign accents.
"Er… who are you?" asked Aang, his brow raised in curiosity.
Tangy and Kasplosion suddenly stopped their chatter and turned to the monk behind them. They gasped.
"YOU'RE AANG!!" they both yelled.
Aang flinched. Sokka rolled his eyes. "Don't tell me you're fan girls…" the warrior muttered.
"We could be classified as so," said Tangy, "but we're more Avatards than anything."
"YAY AVATARDS!!" Kasplosion shouted, punching the air.
"…And Avatards are…?" Toph said impatiently.
"OMA, IT'S TOPH!" Kasplosion yelled. "Ooh, and she's being impatient! Do it again, do it again!"
"Do what again, freak?!"
"YAY! That's so AMAZING!" Kasplosion sighed. "My life is complete."
"But what about our list?" Tangy gasped.
"OOH, forgot about that! Man, guess my life is back to being non-complete…ed...ed…"
Kasplosion looked at Tangy who only shrugged, a puzzled look on her face.
"Um…" Katara coughed. "Incomplete?"
"THAT'S the word!" Kasplosion said as Tangy nodded rapidly.
"You guys look weird," Sokka said bluntly.
"That's because we're not FROM here…" Tangy said ominously in a rather deep voice.
Aang looked confused. "Then where ARE you from?"
Tangy and Kasplosion shared a look.
"You might want to sit down."
"This could get VERY long…"
oOoOo
"And so, I just kept brushing and brushing and eventually, the tangle came out. Though, that did NOTHING for the rash. So the next day, on my 7th birthday-"
"Can you skip the life story and just tell us where you're from and how you know us?!"
"Riiiiiight…"
"Wait, this was insignificant? I thought this would be rather crucial to the story…"
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"And here we are now!"
"You're from a whole other universe?!" Katara shouted, shocked.
Aang sighed dreamily. "You're so beautiful when you look confused…"
"What was that, Aang?"
"Huh? Did I say something? I didn't say anthing!"
Kasplosion and Tangy burst into giggles.
"Why can't they show anything that obvious on the show?"
"Seriously! Then maybe people wouldn't get so confused about this shipper stuff…"
"Well, since you're stuck here, you guys wanna come with us to kill the Fire Lord and save the world?" Aang asked.
"Well, I have nothing better to do," said Kasplosion.
"Samesies," said Tangy.
"Samesies?"
"It's an us thing. You wouldn't understand."
"Well, I guess we should go…" Sokka said.
"Whatever," said Toph.
"WAIT!!" Kasplosion exclaimed.
"What is it? Do you see Fire Nation anywhere?!" Sokka panicked.
"NO!" she shouted. "But I just realized… what happened to my pineapple?!"
oOoOo
"You guys just wait in the submarine here while we go fight people, kay?" Toph said.
"Gotcha!" Tangy said.
"Into the sub we go!" Kasplosion said.
"Huzzah!!" Tangy said once more before jumping into the sub, Kasplosion following quickly after.
The two buddies sat in silence before Kasplosion gasped dramatically.
"OMA! Do you know what is going on RIGHT ABOVE US?!"
"…Fighting?"
"Aang is gonna kiss Katara!!"
Tangy gasped dramatically much like Kasplosion had.
"Let's spy on them!!"
"Yeah!!"
They climbed the ladder and peered through a gap where they could just see what was going on in front of them. Aang and Katara were hugging tightly. They began to talk…
"Did this take THIS long in the episode?" Tangy said, bored.
"It sure doesn't feel like it," Kasplosion answered.
"KISS HER!!" Tangy shouted as loudly as she could. "KISS HER!!"
Kasplosion soon began to shout with her. "KISS HER! KISS HER, NOW! KISS HHEEERRRR!!"
Aang turned and glared at the two girls under the sub hatch as Katara blushed a deep red. Aang just opened his glider and flew away.
"GASP!" Kasplosion shouted. "AANG DIDN'T KISS KATARA?!"
"WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!"
"Tangy, we have to get out of here!" Kasplosion said.
"Agreed! We have to get home to where stuff makes sense!"
"How do we get home though?" Kasplosion wondered.
"Dunno…" said Tangy.
"Hey, wouldn't it be cool if we just clapped our hands twice and then we were home?"
The two looked at each other before both clapping their hands twice simultaneously.
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"GET THE EPISODE! WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS RIGHT!"
"RIGHT-O! GOT IT!"
The DVD was popped in the player and watched until the kissing scene was reached. There was a moment's silence as Kasplosion and Tangy sat on the edge of their seats waiting…
"THEY KISSED! SPIRITS, THEY KISSED!"
"THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!"
They both sighed in content, sliding down in their seats.
"…Got any pineapple?"
A/N: I'm typing this late at night and I'm tired, so I hope this is good! I'm too tired to make it any longer… Well, I hope you guys liked this! ESPECIALLY KASPLOSION!! :D Hopefully, I'll be able to type some more of these chapters over the weekend so I can post them on time… that is, if I can finish my bug project in time… I hate bugs… ew…
:)!!HAPPY KASPLANGY WEEK!!(:
Tangy :D