History 101
Zel carried Lina into their history class on a stretcher and sighed as Amelia.
"Hey Zel, how'd far did you get?"
"None of your business, Gourry!"
Amelia leered and threw Zel the bonus sign.
As Val and Jeoffery took their seats they noticed Gourry staring at someone in the doorway. Looking up they saw a tall black haired woman dressed in the nothing next to nothing! Their eyes widened as did Zel's!
Lina screamed and passed out as Sylphiel hit Gourry upside the head with his own Chibi-plush doll!
Naga, the White Serpent, strolled into History 101 and 'bounced' onto the teacher's chair. Looking over to Lina she tsked, "Why Lina, I didn't think my greatness would overwhelm you so!"
Amelia rushed to hold Lina back from casting a Dragon Slave.
Zel took this chance to put the bonus sign in his carry pack.
Nodding condescendingly at Lina, Naga said, "Class! Wake up! Welcome to History 101, I am your teacher, Ms. Naga. Any questions?"
All the males in the class shook their heads like be spelled brainless slugs.
(Lina turned to the Author and yelled, 'WHY'D it have to be SLUGS?!)
Lina stood and screamed, "How'd YOU get to be a teacher?"
The dominatrix shrugged, "I did a few things around the school..."
Amelia stared at her sister in shock, "OH... you mean like odd jobs and such... right?!?"
Again Naga shrugged, "Call it what you like!"
Turning to Sylphiel, Naga took away the plushie that the girl was using to bludgeon Gourry and walked to the front of the class.
Sylphiel grinned ferally at Gourry, who backed up a few paces. Then, he took off in a run as the girl pulled another plushie Gourry doll from her blouse.
Val shook his head , "I knew it! She's 'stuffed'!"
Naga, getting sick of no one giving her any attention, threw a fireball at Sylphiel, who moved so that the ball of flames fried Jeoffery instead.
Before Naga got a chance to run, she got hit in the head with a massive war hammer as Jeoffery's mother showed up!
Lina took one look at Naga being beaten up by a huge woman with bad make up and of Gourry getting beaten down with a plushie doll and opted to jump out of the window! Val and Zel just stayed to laugh real hard.
~scene blacks out~
Zel: No YAOI in this one... here's the naked pic of Naga you wanted!
Author: Heh... no problem...
Xel whispers as Zelgadiss leaves: Next chapter's mine, right?
Author: Yeah! and thanks for the great pics of Gourry... Sylphiel will pay a lot for them!
~scene fades~
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