Biology 101
SilverWolf
Zel took a seat next to Lina and rolled his eyes at Gourry, who was playing with his frog. Lina snickered and pointed to Filia, who was trying to kill Amelia for setting free their extra credit project.
*Violins start playing*
Sylphiel, Gourry's lab partner stepped into the room with a
huge food basket.
"Gourry-sama, I brought you some lunch."
In 'Sylphiel Vision' Gourry was surrounded by pastel colors
and roses!
Gourry nodded and went back to playing with his frog and Sylphiel sat beside
him.
Val gagged at Sylphiel's blatant love, then promptly did the exact same thing when Gaav walked in!
*whap whap*
Hitting a pointer onto the board, Chaos Dragon Gaav dressed
in an impeccable suit called his class to attention.
"Today, we are having a guest speaker. Class please welcome Ms. Metallium
and her presentation on Mazoku anatomy!"
Everyone clapped nervously as Zelas, in her battle armor, walked to the front of the class.
"Hello class... for this presentation I'd like to draw your attention to the display!"
As one the group turned to see a positively naked Xelloss duct taped to spinning wheel with flashing lights and a huge bonus sign over a certain part of his anatomy.
Grinning evilly Xelloss raised his eyebrows at Zel. Lina, by now, had fallen over laughing and Filia had fainted. Sylphiel was hiding behind Gourry and Amelia was trying to pull the bonus sign off!
Zelas pulled Zel out of his seat and set him before the giant flashing wheel.
"Want to give it a try?"
Zel stepped forward and then paused, "Wait... what am I thinking?! I don't want to give ANYTHING a try!"
Turning, Zel ran out the back of the room by breaking through the wall and then falling 15 stories down... even though the school only had two floors!
Xelloss broke out of the tape and followed Zel screaming, "But Zel! I thought you 'liked' trying 'hard things'!"
Amelia with the bonus sign in her hand stared after the Mazoku with new respect! Lina had to be helped to the nurse for a rest because she laughed so much and Filia joined her because she was still unconscious. Gourry followed Sylphiel to their next class along with Amelia, who was still hanging onto the bonus sign!
~scene blacks out~
~scene fades in to after story conversation~
Author: Whew! That was hard!
Zel: No kidding!
Xel: You're too kind.
Author: Um... What you do on your own time... in your own place is your own business!
Zel: What's the big idea?! Picking on me?!
Author: Sorry Zel, but Xelloss asked for you.
Xel: Come on... don't give me that look... let's go make out.. er... I mean make up!
Author: Wow... Zel nearly got me that time!
*Sees Val in a Sailor Fuku hopping behind a shirt-less Gaav*
Author: Er... what they do on their own time...
*Zelas as the tall, luscious blonde walked up to the author*
Zelas: So... SilverWolf, are we still on for tonight?
~scene fade~
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