When i was put on a story alert list i decided to make more occult themed storys
watch out for not to be a Werewolf!
10 Reasons NOT To Be A Zombie
1-DUH your DEAD
2-The smell gurh!
3-COME ON SERIOUSLY YOUR DEAD
4-You need to feast on peoples BRAINS…eww
5-Your not dead OR alive…YOUR UNDEAD
6-Hindered Movement….unless you're a VAMPIRE ZOMBIE
7-When hit with mops you get the lulz
8-EVERYBODY WANTS TO SHOOT YOU
9-You're a little more like jesus
10-Does anybody even WANT to be a zombie??YOU'D BE DEAD!!1!!11!!eleven!!