Zero-Zero-Fourteen: NEW STORY! NEW STORY! NEW STORY!
Yusuke: Uh,... that's enough candy corn & butterscotch krimpits with peanut butter for you, ZZF...
Zero-Zero-Fourteen: IT'S NEVER ENOUGH! I WILL WRITE THIS STORY, YU YU YU CRAZY, TO MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS! (Team Urameshi and everyone else goes crazy, and not in the good way)
Kuwabara: (comes in eating a banana) What's all the commotion, guys? (he clearly missed the whole point)
Hiei: (going chaotic and panicking) Zero-Zero-Fourteen-san is writing our humiliating secrets on the web!
ZZF: And you, Kuwabara-san, are my first victim!
Kuwababra: (very loudly) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jin: (outside) WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ZZF: Or maybe... (gets idea) Oh, Jin!
Disclaimer: Zero-Zero-Fourteen does not own YYH, Nerf, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, Burger King, Taco Bell, or her own name. She is a spam. Ignore her. I'M SERIOUS! DON'T READ IT! YOU'RE READING IT! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CHAPTER I: JIN
#I
Jin: (at a coffee party with Yusuke, Kuwabara, Genki, Boton, Koenma, MI, MII, and MIII) This tea party is clearly quite good, Kuwabara-san, I love it. And this tea has a really nice flavor to it, it's so good. Where I come from, tea parties are banned and all we have are coffee parties, it's really annoying... (takes a sip & spits it on Koenma) OY! IS THIS COFFEE!
#II
Jin: I hate the wind, it messes up my hair.
#III
Jin: (jumps on roller coaster after saying #2) WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
#IV
Kurama: Do you like to be Scottish, Jin?
Jin: No.
#V
Yusuke: (looking up a very steep cliff) There is no way we can get up there! It's impossible!
Jin: Don't look at me!
#VI
Jin: (in Monty Python's The Holy Grail) We are the Knights who say Ni!
Hiei: What is it about?
Jin: You said it! You said it! You said the forbidden word! Oh, no! I said it! Aaaaghhh! I said it... Not again!
#VII
Jin: (in a Nerf commercial with a Nerf glow in the dark gun thing) NERF! PLAY YOUR GAME!
#VIII
Yuske: Let's go get some Burger King.
Jin: NO! NOT BURGER KING! KOENMA DIDN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE IT MY WAY!
Everyone else: ...
#IX
Yusuke: (after last dilemma) Well, how about Taco Bell?
Jin: NO! NOT TACO BELL! THE CIMMANIM SWIRLS! THE TACOS! THE BURRITOS!
ZZF: Hope you enjoyed that! I couldn't think of anything else for the last one, sorry!
Jin: It was great lass, I really did enjoy it.
ZZF: Jin?
Jin: Yeah?
ZZF: Burger King.
Jin: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ZZF: Well, read and review. AND NO SLACKERS!