ACTING 101

Lina walked into her acting class and evilly. Beside her, Zel tensed. "Um... Lina... what's with the evil smile?"

"Oh nothing!" Lina said as she took one of the seats in the very empty class. Zel sighed in relief, "I'm so glad we made it here 10 minutes early! I, at least, managed to avoid that fruitcake, Xelloss!"

Now he was sure Lina was laughing at him.

"Okay, what is it Lina?"

But, before Lina could answer, she was hit in the head by a flying Chibi-Gaav doll!

Val ducked his head in nervously and sighed in relief when Zel threw the doll back to him.

The anicent dragon laughed again, "Heh... heh... I was... um... just about to take the doll to Lost & Found."

Zel and Lina tried to keep a straight face as they nodded in agreement. As soon as Val left, they turned to each other and said, "Yeah right!"

Gourry ran ito the class looking around wildly, "Great! I beat her here!"

Two seconds later a cool, calm Sylphiel walked into class and sat beside Gourry. The blonde ktep looking nervously around for something to hide behind.

Lina raised her head as a shadow fell across her desk.

"Lina Inverse in the name of the monster Zome..."

Martina never got to finish the sentence as Lina fireballed her.

Amelia rushed in and worked a Recovery spell.

Turning to Lina, she scolded, "Miss Lina! You shouldn't just fireball people because they're annoying! It's not fair or just!"

Lina moved, Amelia followed her still yelling about justice. A fireball bloomed in Lina's hand. A few minutes later, Fibrizo is a pink nurse's uniform came and took Lina away on a stretcher. Amelia looked puzzled, and then sighed. The girl took up a camcorder and followed Zel as he walked around the room.

Zel glared at Amelia, "Why are you taping me?"

Amelia shrugged, "Before Lina fireballed herself, she asked me to tape you!"

Zel shrugged *Maybe it was for PhotoVideo Class*

As the start of class neared the seats filled and everyone waited for their teacher.

An annoying voice filled the air and Xelloss phased in to the class. Zel cringed as Xelloss winked at the chimera and said, "Welcome class, to Actin 101! Today we will be working on the ease of romantic performance."

Looking around, then, turning his purple eyes to Zel, Xelloss hinted really obviously, "I need a voluunteer... someone for who this would be hard! Ah... Zelgadiss, thank you for offering!"

Zel tried to make a run for it, but Xelloss was holding him back by his cloak. Turning quickly Zel cast Ra Tilt and hid under his desk.

Xelloss sighed and turned to Sylphiel, who stood up and said, "I'll do anything you want! I'll use my magic, my skill, even my sex appeal!"

At that she turned to see if Gourry was jealous and saw the mercenary playing a handheld version of Slayers Royal.

Gourry sat up as he got hit in the head by another chibi-doll!

Sylphiel sighed thinking *I'll have to handcuff him to my bed and use a whip for him to notice me!*

Gaav laughed, behind him was a very ruffled Val.

As Gaav walked up to Xelloss and gave him a romantic kiss, Zel fainted and Val turned into a dragon, yelling, "XELLOSS... YOU MAN-HANDLER!"

Zel awoke in a destroyed class room with a huge headache. It wasn't until after a few minutes did he realize that he was naked and chained to the chalkboard.

Xelloss lit a candle and Zel blanched.

"For missing class Zelgadiss-kun... you get after school lessons!"

~scene fades~

*As moans come from the class room, the Author outside laughs nervously*

Author: Heh...heh... let's leave them to their... er... studies.

Amelia: Does that mean I should stop taping this?

Author: Er... yes... by the way... can I have a copy of that when you're done?

~scene blacks out~