SilverRogue: This is a little songfic for the song "I'll Think Of A Reason
Later." My Grandma really was the inspiration for this. I had forced her to
watch ALL of the episodes of X-Men: Evolution (and yes, I do have them all
on tape) so she would know who I was talking about. My hatred for Jean
seemed to baffle her. "Why do you hate that redhead so much?" My response:
"I'll think of a reason later."
Wednesday: That'swhyshewrotethisfic.Isn'titgreat?Ithinkshedidaverygoodjobfornotlettingh ermuseshelp!
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I heard she was gonna be in some play from Denver
Then my roommate came upstairs, had the Sunday paper with her
There was our Jean on the social page
Thinkin' the play was all the rage
I decided she don't take a very good picture
.
It may be my family's redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior.
It sure ain't fair to judge a stranger
But I don't like her.
Jean may be the angel who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
.
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but Jean made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' Jean with Scott tends to enlarge it
.
It may be my family's redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior.
It sure ain't fair to judge a stranger
But I don't like her.
Jean may be the angel who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
.
Inside Jean's head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
.
Wednesday: That'swhyshewrotethisfic.Isn'titgreat?Ithinkshedidaverygoodjobfornotlettingh ermuseshelp!
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I heard she was gonna be in some play from Denver
Then my roommate came upstairs, had the Sunday paper with her
There was our Jean on the social page
Thinkin' the play was all the rage
I decided she don't take a very good picture
.
It may be my family's redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior.
It sure ain't fair to judge a stranger
But I don't like her.
Jean may be the angel who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
.
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but Jean made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' Jean with Scott tends to enlarge it
.
It may be my family's redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior.
It sure ain't fair to judge a stranger
But I don't like her.
Jean may be the angel who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
.
Inside Jean's head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
.