Ask Me A Question: One Piece Style
Chapter 1
Panda: 'Ello everyone! For those of you who don't know, names Panda! Just to tell you now if you didn't look at Panda's profile, Panda talks in third person! So if it annoys you don't read Panda's story! Well in this story….show….thing…you can send in questions for any character on the One Piece anime show. Ask anything you want and they'll answer! And if they don't Panda will force them! Meow :3
Chopper: You…just meowed.
Panda: Yup! Meow :3
Everyone: O.O
Panda: Exactly. Meow :3
Nami: So…what are we supposed to do since we don't have any questions to answer?
Panda: Dunno, you tell Panda. Meow :3
Nami: YOU'RE THE HOST!
Panda: Riiiiiiight, that's what they all say. Meow :3
Nami: What the he….
Panda: starts running in circles Meow :3
Nami: walks away
(a/n if you haven't figured out the stuff in bold is what the character…person is doing Meow :3)
Panda: Oh yeah Panda forgot! stops running in circles In every show thing Panda has a special guest come and read the question to the cast, because Panda is just to plain awesome to read them! Meow :3
Sanji: You scare the hell outa me.
Panda: You're accent scares the hell outa Panda. Meow :3
Sanji: Touché
-Iruka (from Naruto) comes outa nowhere-
Iruka: STOP USING TOUCHE!
Panda: Piss off Iruka! Meow :3
Iruka: about to say something but then just storms off
Panda: He needs to stop popping outa nowhere. Meow :3
Sanji: You need to be less annoying! You're giving Nami-chan a headache.
Panda: No one cares about Nami! Meow :3
Sanji: I care about Nami!
Panda: Piss off Sanji! Meow :3
Sanji: You piss off Panda!
Panda: Don't make Panda go all ninja style! Meow :3
Sanji: You're not a ninja you little jack...
Usopp: I'm the greatest.
Panda: …………..o.o…………….cricket, cricket…………………AWKWARD SILENCE GAY BABY WAS BORN! (a/n nothing towards gay people. Meow :3)
Everyone: O.O…….What the hell!?!
Panda: starts singing Teenagers by My Chemical Romance They're gonna clean up your looks, With all the lies and the books, To make a citizen out of you, Because they sleep with a gun, And keep an eye on you son, So they can watch all the things you do, Because the drugs never work, They're gonna give you a smirk, 'Cause they got methods of keepin' you clean, They're gonna rip up your heads, Your aspirations to shreds, Another cog in the murder machine, They said all teenagers scare, The living shit out of me, They could care less, As long as someone'll bleed, So darken your clothes, Or strike a violent pose, Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me, The boys and girls in a clique, The awful names that they stick, You're never gonna fit in much, kid, But if you're troubled and hurt, What you got under your shirt, Will make them pay for the things that they did, They said all teenagers scare, The living shit out of me, They could care less, As long as someone'll bleed, So darken your clothes, Or strike a violent pose, Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me, Ohhh yeah!, They said all teenagers scare, The living shit out of me, They could care less, As long as someone'll bleed, so darken your clothes, Or strike a violent pose, Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me, All together now! Teenagers scare, The living shit out of me, They could care less, As long as someone'll bleed, So darken your clothes, Or strike a violent pose, Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me, Teenagers scare, The living shit out of me, They could care less, As long as someone'll bleed, So darken your clothes, Or strike a violent pose, Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me Meow :3
Luffy: Sanjiiiiiiiiiii I'm hungry!!
Sanji: Wait until today's show is over with!
Luffy: Sanjiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
Sanji: Luffyyyyyyyyyy!
Luffy: Touché!
Sanji: O.O
Panda: Hahahahahahahahaha Luffy you're awesome! But Zolo (a/n Panda knows its Zoro don't tell Panda that!!!!!! Panda is from U.S. and his name is Zolo over here just because the U.S. can't leave perfectly good anime how it originally was!!!! Panda has evil pet elves just to warn you!) But Panda is the awesomest sorry peoples!!! Just kidding! Well that's all for today! Send in those question…review….things! Cya peoples! Meow :3