ME: The first few chapters are going to be all Naruto, but I can probably do other anime shows if you request it and all that. This is a weird plot my friend Krystle (Crystal) and I made up, when we suspect that Kotetsu had crack under the bandages on his nose XD. So yeah read and enjoy
Anime Characters on Crack
Chapter 1: Kotetsu and Izumo
Hagane Kotetsu didn't like his job as a proctor for the first part of the chunin exam. When he found out that Kamizuki Izumo and himself were going to hold an "unofficial" exam on their own it got better.
Kotetsu knew Izumo hated this job as well. But they got through the day, only because they had crack. Yup-good old crack cocaine. They weren't allowed to have it but oh well! No one really expect anything so it was all good. What they don't know won't hurt them. Or in this case Izumo and Kotetsu. They had ways of hiding it. Kotetsu hid it under the bandages on his nose. A stupid place to hide it, it maybe. But they still haven't got caught!
Izumo and Kotetsu showed up at the room 201 and quickly turned it to 301 to start the trick.
"Ready?" Izumo asked
"Sort of." Kotetsu replied
"Then get ready." Izumo said
They had already taken the crack outside in hiding so the effects should take affect soon. Izumo and Kotetsu transformed into kid versions of themselves. Soon the crack took affect as the genin arrived. Izumo soon forgot why they were guarding a doorway and why the genin were mad at him.
"Move out of the way!" A genin yelled
"I may not know why I am guarding a doorway, that can not move, but I do know you can't go in!" Izumo yelled back at the genin
"You moron! It's because they cant take the chunin exam!" Kotetsu yelled at Izumo
"But I already took the exam." Izumo said confused
"Duh! You did they didn't and they cant!" Kotetsu said getting mad
"Why? If we took it shouldn't they be able too?" Izumo said confusing himself the more he thought about it.
"Good point." Kotetsu said
They both thought about it for a while.
"Wait! Lights comin on!" Kotetsu said and then leaned towards Izumo and whispered in his ear "They can't go in because this isn't the right room."
"Oh right." Izumo said
"How did you guys pass the exam?" Someone asked
"We cheated." Izumo and Kotetsu said at the same time
After a second they both realized what they said and started yelling at each other.
"Why did you tell them that?"
"I could ask you the same thing! You said it first!"
"I did no such thing! You said it first!"
"Your such a liar!"
"Ho ho! I'm the liar! No, my friend, you are the liar!"
"I am no liar you are!"
"No way you are!"
Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto came up, but Izumo and Kotetsu continued yelling.
"You guys can reverse the genjutsu now." Sasuke said
They continued to yell. Kotetsu realized someone said something and so did Izumo and they stopped yelling.
"Huh?" Kotetsu said
"You can reverse the genjutsu." Sasuke said again annoyed
"Genjutsu?" Kotetsu said
"What genjutsu is he talking about?" Izumo asked
They both looked at each other then looked up at the sign that said "301". Then looked at each other.
"Oooh that genjutsu." They both said
"Are you guys on crack?" Naruto asked jokingly
"Who told you!" Izumo and Kotetsu yelled in unison
They then glared at each other.
"You told didn't you!" Kotetsu shouted
"I didn't you did!" Izumo yelled
They continued to glare at each other.
"I'm telling on you!" They yelled at each other
They undid the genjutsu and the transformation jutsu. Then they both ran down the hall.
Everyone looked confused as they ran off.
Izumo and Kotetsu didn't stop running until they got outside. They both forgot what they were doing.
"What were we doing?" Izumo asked
"Work?" Kotetsu said then shrugged
"I cant remember." Izumo said
"Let's check in with 'Moonhead' he'll know what we were suppose to be doing." Kotetsu said
"Good plan." Izumo said
(End)
Moonhead: my nickname for Ibiki Morino (he has holes in his head)
ME: I know it was random and the next chapter I going to have someone spike Itachi's drink and Sasuke tries to fight him. REVIEWS PLZ!
(Nice reviews plz)