One day I decided that I was totally gonna call edward, even though I know he'll be here sooon anywayyy.
But he was so pretty and cold and pretty, and I missed him, so I called him because I missed him.
But alice picked up the phone instead. Oops.
"hey BELLA! WHAT'S UP WANNA SHOP CAUSE I WANNA SHOP!"
"no alice, go shop with jasper, I wanna talk to-"
"but we have to shop because I haven't bought anything in two hours and I like to shop besides I broke up with jasper because he ate someone."
"oh. Who?"
"uhhh… oh, right, he ate charlie, sorry bella… anyway, I want to shop wanna shop?"
"okay. Fine. But what you you mean he ate charlie?"
"charlie smells unusually good. Anyway doesn't matter because we are gonna shop, so get ready to shop."
"okay."
I hanged up the phone and went to get dressed but I fell down in the process. Hahahaha.
"bella?" Edward asked. He had appeared fastly.
"hi edward. Hahaha, I fell down. I'm shopping with alice, so bye!"
"bella! You need pants!"
"Hahahahahahaha. You're right."
I put on my jeans and then I went out the door, climbing into my truck.
A/N: So I workedd super hard on this so please review kkthnx. I might update soon. Then again, we'll see. It takes me a long time to write these.