AN: Okay this is my first fan fiction so please feel free to send me some ideas for what Alice will do and tell me if it sucks or not. I hope you like it. The first chapter is a little dull so please forgive me it is a set up chapter and it will get better. Please point out any mistakes and I will take all ideas into consideration. Thanks! And now my story...

Oh and I do not own Twilight or any of the characters ; ) a genius does

Chapter One: Oh Alice

"Bella! Bella! Bella!" I heard a voice yell at me. I turned around to see none other than Alice standing behind me as I got out of Edward's car.

"What Alice?" I asked not quit excited enough for her. It was Monday. What did she want from me?

"Do you know what today is?" She asked while almost jumping up and down.

"Um….Monday?"

"No silly! The DATE!" she commanded.

"Should I?" I said sheepishly.

"Yes! As a human it is your responsibility to know the date! Today is December first!"

"And…..?" I was confused. What was so special about December first? Just another day with my perfect Edward.

"Uh….Is she always like this on Mondays?" She asked as she turned to Edward.

"Not all of the time…." He said as he slid his cool hand around my waist.

"What is that supposed to mean?" I asked irritably as I looked up at his perfect face. He was dazzling me so I knew I wouldn't stay mad long. I hated it when he did that.

"Nothing Love." He said as he pecked me on the forehead.

"Anyway….." I thought Alice was about to burst with excitement. "It is only twenty five days until Christmas!" She screamed at me. A few people turned to see an excited Alice jumping up and down in joy with a huge smile on her face.

"Oh….." I said.

"That's it Bella? Seriously all I get is an oh? You should be excited!"

"Why?"

"Because it is Christmas time! So what are your plans? Are you decorating……." She started to rattle off a long list of things to do and plans to make. I looked at Edward while she was counting on her fingers and thinking. It was funny sight to see Alice counting on her fingers as she named off all the things she had planned and the decorations she needed.

"Is she always like this at Christmas?" I asked him. He laughed. I loved that sound more than anything else in the world.

"You should have seen what she did last year." He said. I gulped. If it was that much or that bad, I did not even want to think about what she might do this year.

"I don't even want to think about that." I whispered back to him.

"Bella….WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?" Alice started to yell at me since I was paying more attention to Edward.

"Well…." I began. I honestly had no clue what I was doing for Christmas. I wondered if my mom wanted me to come to Florida. I wanted to spend the holidays here in Forks with Edward, and Charlie. "I…" I tried to start again but was gratefully saved by the bell.

"Tell me at lunch!" Alice yelled at me as she darted off to class. She was a psychic- why was she asking if I had plans. Couldn't she see that? I thought confused.

"Don't worry about her. She is just excited." Edward said. He gave me a quick peck on the forehead and we went our separate ways to class.

It was hard to pay attention in all of my classes. I could only imagine what Alice was planning on doing. Between the thoughts of hot rollers, hair straightners, new make-up, presents, and Alice with Christmas decorations- I was terrified. I could see their house now. It would be covered in fifty million Christmas lights with at least two decorations on every flat surface of their home. And the tree was a whole different story. It was easy for me to picture Alice buying the biggest tree possible and paying a designer to decorate it for her. Or she would try and get Gucci and Prada products to hang on it herself. Honestly, I would not have been surprised to walk in the Cullen living room and see a twelve foot high tree with clothes hanging on it. There was nothing to extreme that Alice could do that would not surprise me.

When it was finally lunch time- I nearly ran to the cafeteria to meet Alice, but I slowed down when I got to the doors and remembered that she might be planning on doing something to me. I grabbed a granola bar and went over to sit with Edward, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie.

Alice looked like she was about to explode. I sat down and started to eat my granola bar. Jasper looked up.

"Thank God you are here!" he said to me relieved. "All of her excitement is about to make me go insane!"

"Edward…." I said and looked at him questioningly. I knew that whatever Alice had planned he would know.

"Sorry love…She is singing High School Musical 2 songs to block her thoughts. Alice- please stop!" he begged. "I can't take hearing you sing 'We've got to work, work, to work this out, We'll make things right, the sun will shine If we work, work there'll be no doubt, We can still save the summer, If we work this out!" Edward sung the lyrics. I started laughing and nearly choked when Emmett joined in.

"I'd rather face a seven footer, straight up in the post….." He would have kept going but Rosalie hit him on the back of the neck. He shut up and the rest of us started laughing at him. All of us except Alice who was hoping up and down in her seat in joy and impatience.

"BellaIknowyoudon'tlikegettingintotheholidaysthatmuchsocanIdecorateyourhouseforyouwhenIamdonewithours?"She shrieked. I did not catch half of what she was saying. Edward must have seen my confusion and he clarified it for me.

"She wants to know if she can decorate your house after she gets finished with ours."

Oh no. I thought. The only thing worse than having Alice decorate Charlie and my house would be having her give me a makeover and Edward buy me expensive gifts. I knew that one of them was unavoidable so I decided that maybe if I let Alice do some decorating and please herself, she wouldn't try to torture me and give me another makeover during the holidays.

"Okay…." I began but I was cut off with squeals of joy.

"Yahyahyah!ThankyousomuchBellayouarethebestsisterever!" she started to ramble on.

"Whoa Alice! There was going to be a but." She looked disappointed at that. "Not a big one, but what I was going to say was that if I let you decorate our house SOME then you can not give me a makeover during the break. And you can only use Christmas lights as decorations to put on our house with a little garland. Nothing too overboard."

She thought about it for a moment. At first she looked sad as if I had undone some evil plan of hers for me. Then she looked happy. I could only imagine what Alice was going to do, if maybe not as a what-would-have-been makeover scheme that I had just ruined, but possibly what she was going to do to Charlie's poor innocent house. Finally, she decided.

"Deal!" she said and we shook hands. Oh crap- what had I just gotten myself into?