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Okay, this fic is sorta strange and Mars gets a little outta character near the end, heh heh. *someone else* A little?!

Disclaimer: Okay! I confess, I don't own Sailor Moon, (boo-hoo) But I do own Ruby so don't steal her!!!

Rubis fighting scouts
Rubius: Ha Ha ha ha! Victory will be mine!
Smars: Oh yeah? Mars Fire Ignite!
SJup: Jupiter thunder crash!
Smerc: Shine Aqua Illusion!
Svenus: Venus Crescent Beam Smash!
Smoon: Moon Tiara Magic!
Rubius: * dodges attacks* Catzi! Birdie! Avery! Prizma! Get out here!
4 sisters: OK
Avery: I'll take Venus
Birdie: I'll take Mercury
Catzi: I'll take Mars
Prizma: Jupiter's mine!
*All look at her*
Prizma: you know what I mean
Mars faces Catzi
Smars: Mars Celestial Fire Surround!
Catzi: Ahh! Watch it! That almost hit me!
Smerc: Mercury Bubbles blast!
Birdie: That almost hurt!
Sjup: Supreme Thunder Crash!
Prizma: whoa. Thanks a lot, sis. You made me battle the hardest one
SVenus: Venus Love Chain encircle!
Avery: Hey!
Voice behind Rubius: Hey, Rubius. Why didn't you invite me to this party?
Rubius: *sweatdrop* No. It can't be… is it…?
Voice behind Rubis: It's me, Ruby!
Rubius: Oh No
Smoon: Rubius? You have a sister?
Rubius goes red
Rubius: No…. She's not a sister…. She is a maniac.
Smoon: Why is she dressed like me?
Rubius: She likes to impersonate people. 1 of the reasons she so annoying.
Smars: She looks just like you Rubius.
Rubius: (sweatdrop) don't remind me
Prizma: It better not have been your sister I was dating
Rubius: Heh heh heh. She has impersonated me before
Prizma: What?!
Ruby: My, it looks like your popular with women. Which is your girlfriend?
Rubius: I don't have one anymore.
Ruby: Hmmm. Could it be the blue haired one?
Smerc: (sweatdrop) No Way
Ruby: Or the Brunette?
Sjup: Not a chance
Ruby: Or the black-haired one?
Smars: No way!
Rubius: I'm outta here *runs off*
Ruby: Well isn't he rude! First not inviting me to this little pow-wow and then leaving! *4 sisters and scouts leave* Well I guess it's a girl's night out! Come on girls! Let's…oh, where did you go? Hello! Anybody here? Hello! Don't leave me here all alone! Come on…
*Ruby keeps talking to no one*

::Rei's temple::

Serena: I didn't know that Rubis had a sister!
Ami: Neither did I, but this Ruby person could be bad news!
Lita: Yeah. Like Rubis and the 4 sisters weren't enough, now we have to deal with his sister too!
Rei: I don't know…Rubius didn't seem to like her much, I don't think that he would be able to stand it!
Mina: And the 4 sisters didn't even seem to know who she was.
Artimis: Could you back up a little bit? Since when dose Rubis have a sister? I'm lost.
Mina: Well Artimis, we where battling Rubis, Catzi, Birdie, Avery and Prizma.
Ami: And then we hear this voice behind Rubis…
Lita: …and he sort of groans and gets this really annoyed look on his face.
Rei: Then this girl comes out dressed just like sailor moon! And as if that wasn't bad enough…
Serena: She starts guessing which of us is Rubis' girlfriend!
*the scouts continue on to explain the rest of the battle in full detail*
Mina: Got that Artimis? …Artimis? Hello!
Artimis: snore
Everyone except Artimis: *sweatdrop*
Luna: Well it sounds to me like we have a new enemy!
Scouts: Yep!
Serena: We have to beat her! But first let's stop and get some ice cream.


::where ever the 4 sisters handout::
Prizma: Can you believe him?! I was dating his sister! I hate him!
Avery: Now now Prizma. He didn't say that you had dated his sis, just that she had impersonated him before.
Prizma: It's just as bad!
Birdie: Maybe we should quit…
Catzi: That's a great idea! That 'ill teach him.
Avery: Yeah and we won't have to work for his stupid sister either!
Prizma: What are we waiting for!
*they run off*
five hours later, somewhere in the negaverse
Catzi: Ok, forget leaving. We can't even find our way out of the negaverse!
Birdie: whose stupid idea was this anyway?
Prizma, Avery, Catzi: YOURS!
Birdie: Oh…oops!
All: *giggle*
Avery: One little glitch you guys.
Prizma: What is that Avery?
Avery: We can't get back.
All: Uh oh
A voice: Hiya! What are you girls doing here? Hey! Any of you seen Rubis?
4 sisters: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *run away screaming*
Voice: Wonder what's bugging them? *Ruby walks away*

::Two days later::
Scouts walking along, see Rubis, the usual, yada yada yada.
SMoon: I'm Sailor moon! Champion of love and justice! And in the name of the moon I'll punish you!!!
Prizma: Don't you get board of that? I mean you say it all the time, after awhile it gets old doesn't it?
SMoon: Maybe you're right, I thought it was clever though!
Birdie: It was clever but after awhile it got annoying.
Smars: *mumbles* It's about time someone told her that…
Smoon: What's that suppose to mean?!
Catzi: Hello! If I was her I would say the same thing!
Sjup: Same
Svenus: Same
Smerc: Same
Birdie: Same
Prizma: Same
Avery: Same
Smars: Same, wait a minute, you're talking about me right? And I am me, Wahoo! I am me!!! Yessssssss!!!!!!!
Rubis: Um, Catzi? Birdie? Avery? Prizma? Hello! We're in a battle here! We're supposed to be fighting!
Prizma: We are fighting!
Catzi: Yea! We're arguing!
Birdie: Us and the scouts…
Avery: …against Sailor Moon.
Annoying high voice behind Prizma: OH there you are Rubis! I've been looking for you since yesterday! The negaverse is too big!!! Oh, I see you girls aren't lost anymore. That's good.
4 sisters: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rubis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scouts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute, I'm not in this story, Oops! *sweatdrop*
*Every one runs off in different directions*
Ruby: I wonder what's bothering them, huh.

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Okay I'm ending this story here as part 1 be cause it is driving me nuts. Please R&R!!! Anything in now excepted, flames, Praise, Death Threats, anything. Watch for part two!!! ^-^