Chapter 1

Ok before I begin the chapter I have some things to go over about the fic. This is brotherhood because I'm not familiar with the other one. Also there is mentions of torture, rape, and swearing, but this is NOT I repeat NOT yaoi! I'm not about that life (At least reading it but manga is a different story *wink*) and do not condone it! Ed is thirteen and has been in the military since he was 11 (There is a method to my madness I promise) and Al is the elder sibling. Hughes is alive because I like Maes Senpaii too much to kill him off!

Maes: Why am I your Senpaii?

Me: Why not?

Roy: Better you than me.

Ed: (Face palms)

Me: (Grabs Ed like infant and runs away) MU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am broke teenger, and by lack of fluff, Don not own FMA!

Chapter 1: Events like this are the quiet before the storm…

Roy and Ed were fighting very loudly again, and all of Roy's subordinates; Hawkeye, Havoc, Breda, Fuery, Fallman, and even Al were listing to the two go at it.

"I AM NOT SHORT BASTARD!"

"YES YOU ARE PIPSQUEAK! AND THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT, YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED FOR BACKUP AS SOON AS THEY GOT VIOLENT!"

"HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!?"

"EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOU, ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A LONG RANGE COMMUNICATOR!"

"I TOLD YOU THAT SCAR DESTROYED IT!"

"YOU DID NO SUCK THING SHORTY!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE COULD GET LOST IN A HOT TUB!?"

"NO ONE SAID THAT FULLMETAL!"

Ed stormed out of the office and left, Al following him. Riza entered the inner office. Roy was sitting in his chair with an angry scowl plastered on his face.

"Sir why must you be so hard on him?"

"Because he seems to get me in trouble every time he so much as steps outside of this office!" Roy said as he rested his face in his hand.

"Maybe if you…" Maes burst into the office, cutting Riza off as he did so.

"Roy we have a huge problem!"

So that was the first chapter! Sorry it was so short the next will be way longer and less dialog-ier. Promise. Also I forgot to mention earlier that there will be no homunculus appearances because I HATE them.

Untill next time -DamenTheDiamond