Chris McClain: (Standing on the Dock of Shame: zoom in) Welcome to Total Drama Reality, starring... YOU! Yes, YOU! You guys are going to spend 6, count em, six weeks on a god-forsaken island in the middle of Canada, (pulls out map, magnifies island with magnifying glass) where you could win ONE MILLION DOLLARS! (music switches to dramatic as Chris' eyebrows furrow and he frowns) However... there are 15 other teens playing for the same prize, and they're no pattycakes, either. (smiles evilly) Pluus, Chef Hatchet ( pan to Chef grinning and sharpening knife) plans to make it as hard as possible for you to stay in.(switches back to chris) Now, the format of the entry letter should be as such:
Application Form:
Name (First and Last)-
Nickname (if any)-
Gender-
Age-
Stereotype-
Appearance:
Hair (style and colour)-
Eyes-
Skin Tone-
Height-
Weight-
Build-
Other (Birthmarks, Freckles, Piercing, Tattoos, etc)-
Clothes:
Everyday-
Swimwear-
Party Clothes (not formal)-
Pjs-
Accessories-
Personality-
Treatment to campers when they first arrive-
What is she/he like around friends?-
What is she/he like around people they don't like?-
Like-
Dislikes-
Weak points-
Strong points-
Talents-
Phobia (s)-
Why are they scared of this?-
Paired up?-
If yes with who-
Will they be in romantic denial?-
How do they flirt?-
Past-
Family and friends (will be using it for message from home to the final five)-
Medical conditions-
Challenge request/suggestion-
Audition tape (don't have to do this but it gives you a better chance of getting in)-
(back to Chris) Ah-ha!(Boat comes in to deliver mail, Chris notices one letter fall out, picks it up, looks at it funny) This seems to be from our sponsor. (opens and reads letter, his smile getting wider and wider) We have our first contestant: Paul James Griffin. That's all I can tell,you, though. By the way, our sponsor...(digs into pocket) ...doesn't like...(digs deeper)...AHA! (pulls out paper and reads)
Relations to past contestants,
The same basic guy/girl over and over,
Past character runoffs,
Swearing (that includes you, Chef) (Chef growls)
Or any racism or discrimination...
That's about it.
So... Send in some submission forms, (above) or just sit back and watch... (Camera pulls back for dramatic effect after each word)
Total
Drama
Reality!