A/N: I am back for no reason to ruin your childhood :D

Disclaimer: I don't own power rangers if I did it would be cancelled because of the insanity

One day at the Shiba house all of the Samurai Rangers were trying their hardest to get type 2 diabetes or at least just Mike was. "Man, all of this food is sure hard to gooble up!" a 200-pound Mike exclaimed sitting on the floor in the living room-type area with cakes and cookies and copyrighted brand names.

Kevin ran into the room, "YO MORON Y U TRYIN TO HURT YOSELF?!" Kevin screamed then he dived onto the floor and started eating the stuff Mike was trying to eat.

"BAK OFF NEWB!" Mike screamed then he picked up a nearby bottle of some good ol copyrighted brand name soda and smacked Kevin on the head with it!

Kevin ceased moving! Almost like he was knocked out cold but, he didn't seem to be breathing! "OH MAH GUDNESS!" Mike gasped then he tried poking Kevin to see if he could get a reaction from his fellow ranger.

Then all of a sudden Ji stormed into the room! "WUT IZ DIS?!" Ji screamed as he started hitting Kevin who is still knocked out on the floor!

"MENTOR STOP!" Mike yelled holding his hand out to Ji in 'stop' motion

Ji glared menacingly at Mike, "YO WANNA GO?!"

"LEZ DO DIS!" Mike screamed as loud as he could!

Mentor twirled his stick that he got from a random tree in his hand, then when he was finally done showing off he pointed the stick at Mike! Mike pulled out a plunger, twirled it around, and then ended by pointing it in Mentor Ji's face, but some drops of toilet water flew off and hit Ji while Mike was twirling it around!

Ji was not happy! "YOU SIMPLETON!" Ji exclaimed then he charged at Mike.

But Mike was cheating and he had his own built in sheild! It was his stomach! Each shot Ji took at his stomach it would always bounce off and Mentor would almost lose his stick! Ji was desperate so he decided to jump on Mike!

"I WILL DESTORY UUUUUU" Ji yelled as he ran and did a back flip then landed on Mike's head!

"GIT OFF MEH U FOOL!" Mike screamed trying to get Ji off!

Ji was giving Mike a nuggie! "HOW DOES DAT FEEL?!" Ji exclaimed! Then both he and Mike heard a rumbling in the ground! The earth was shaking! The sky felt like it was tumbling down on them!

(insert more copyrighted stuff here)

Houses were crumbling, people were dying, kids were crying! But just then, it all stopped and something emerged from the dust cloud that magically appeared! It was, KEVIN! Kevin walked out from the center of the earth, " I AM," Kevin looked up into the air, "ALIVEEEEEEEEEE!111!"

"YO DISGUSTING PAPERCLIP!" Ji screamed then he started hitting Kevin repeatedly with his stick!

"OWWWW NOOOOO HALLPPP!" Kevin screamed as he was falling down to the ground in pain and agony!

"YO ARENT SO TUFF NOW ARE YO?!" Ji screamed as he started shoving Kevin's face into the dirt! "EAT IT!"

Then all of a sudden a bright light shined down from the heavens! And the Super Ultra Amazing Megaforce Rangers appeared from the sky! "WE ARE HERE TO DESTROY YO WAY OF LYFE!" Troy yelled then he demorphed and picked up a spoon on the ground that just so happened to be there!

Troy got into his battle stance which was just a copy of Obi-Wan copyrighted name! "YO DON'T STAND A CHANCEY AGAIST MEH!" Kevin yelled then he got up off the ground, "LOOKZ LIEK I HAV 2 ENTER SUPAH SAM MODE!" Kevin yelled then all of a sudden a pink tutu appeared on Kevin!

Troy was extremely intimidated! "Y-Y-YO ARE THE BEST WARRIOR IN DIS WORLD! THE LEGENEDS W-WERE TRUE!" Troy exclaimed then he charged Kevin!

Kevin then leaped into the air and tackled a random person walking down the road! "YO DO NOT COME AROUND DEEZ PARTS!" Kevin yelled at the random person! Then he started hitting the random person with a twig!

"STOP HITTING MEH!" The random person yelled then all of a sudden that 'random' person morphed into, The red wild force ranger! Cole!

Kevin gasped! "YO ARE EVIL!" Kevin yelled.

But then Kevin got tackle by Gia! "YO ARE A MONSTA!" Gia yelled then punched Kevin's face!

Ji was not pleased! Ji then decided to take matters into his own hands! He randomly ran up to Troy and started hitting him tree hundred thousand times! Troy was squirming in pain but then Ji was attacked by Kevin!

Then all of a sudden the bright light shined again and all the Super Ultra Amazing Super Megaforce Rangers disappeared! Kevin looked around in shock, "WHERE DID DEY GO?!" Kevin yelled then he fell to the ground and began to cry!

THE NEXT DAY

Kevin and Ji decied to go to the park for a relaxing time. Kevin and Ji were playing on the slide when all of a sudden Mike showed up! Ji's face grew red with anger! "I WILL DESTROY U!" Ji screamed as he jumped off of the teeter totter and ran towards Mike!

Mike jumped into the sandbox and began burying himself! "I WILL CAMOUFLAGE MEHSELF!" Mike screamed throwing sand on his own back!

Ji then picked up a nearby twig and started beating Mike with it! "YA CANNOT HIDEY FROM MEH!" Ji screamed!

Kevin then also jumped off of the teeter totter but he tackle Ji! Kevin and Ji were both slapping each other while on the ground squirming around!

Mike then jumped out of the sand box and then ran towards the slide! Kevin and Ji saw this so they both jumped up and ran towards Mike! But then, they heard a voice! "MAH HAIR IS SEXI DEN U!"

Both Kevin and Ji spun to the left of them and they saw that it was Jayden! "YA HAIR FREAK!" Kevin screamed then he pulled out a picture Justin freaking Bieber! "NOOOO!" Jayden fell to his knees! "MY KRYPTON- COPY RIGHTED WORD!"

Kevin smiled an evil smile! "LOOKA AT IT! BREATHE IT IN! THE PAIN! THE SORROW!" Kevin screamed walking up to Jayden!

Ji became furious!

TO BE CONTINUED