A/N: I don't own One Piece.
Thirty Ways to Annoy Tashigi
Grope her at inappropriate moments, like when she's grieving the death of a friend.
When she gives you a disgusted look, wink suggestively at her.
Break her legs.
Break her glasses.
Draw freaky monster eyes on the seeing bits of her glasses.
Apply for a unicorn hunting license under her name.
Threaten her with a banana. When she points out that it's a fruit and not a gun, act offended.
Stick a toilet plunger to her ass.
Describe your sex life to her. She really wants to know.
Buy her a studded dildo for her birthday.
Oh, and a gimp mask.
Pick your nose then wipe your bogies on her just-washed clothes.
Steal her sword and use it to peel potatoes.
Attach a sign that says 'fax' to the marine paper shredder. Laugh as vitally important documents are destroyed.
Put a fake spider on her face as she sleeps.
Repeatedly give her swirlies, throw stones at her and steal her lunch money.
When she breaks down and starts crying after all the bullying, comfort her. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it...bitch."
Steal her underwear and mail it to Zoro.
Steal her soul.
Steal her shadow.
Whenever she talks about capturing Luffy, hit her with a rubber chicken.
Perform hypnosis to convince her that pirates are in fact the good guys. Laugh as she tries to capture Smoker.
Put a brick in her pillow.
Tell her you could kick Smoker's ass.
Replace her toothpaste with snail slime.
Force her to wear an "I (heart) Zoro" t-shirt.
Hit her hard enough to bruise her, because IMO she really needs some sense knocked into her if she thinks she can actually catch Luffy.
Convince Smoker that she's on drugs.
Whenever she's trying to sleep, describe random Doctor Who episodes in great detail.
Imitate a Denden Mushi. All the time.