Penny sat on her sofa looking sad. She had broken up with Leonad because he was too sweet and nice to her and she only liked guys who treated her like crap. She turned on cartoons and started to eat milkduds but then stopped herself because she didn;t want to get all fat. She didn't want to be a fat cow in a few years.
Uhg she thought to herself why can't I find a nice man. I bet Leonardo didnt like me because I'm a dumb blonde and a slut.
I'm so loneley! she though and began to cry.
Just in the dark apaertment then a myserious knock began to knock on the window.
Tap Tap Tap.
And then there was frightening voice calling on the wind . . . . Penny . . . .Penny . . . Penny . . .
Penny went to the window and screamed because she was scared. It was ... Sheldon!
He was floating in the air but that was impossible because her apartment was on like the four floor and people couldn't fly.
"Open thy window" said Sheldon weirldly.
Penny felt a animal mangetetism with Sheldon and felt like she had to do as he said. Meekly, she opened the window and Sheldon floated in. He looked different. Before he was all tall and really nerdy and like totally unsexy, but now his skin was pail and sparkly and he had really sexy eyes like saffires in the sun. Penny looked into his eyes and felt her soul melt in its enternal beauty. He was also wearing a tuxeedo and top hate and long black coat and leather boots and black lether pants. He was so gothic and sexy.
"OMG are you a vampire Sheldon" Penny asked.
"Yes thou I am" said Sheldon. He was still floating in the air. It was sort of like a dream. Penny felt dizzy and felt faint. She fell in a swoon and into Sheldons long, slim arms.
"Oh I feel so tired!" Penny exclaimed. She looked up at Sheldon who looked down with love annd lust in his eyes.
"A vampite bit me" he saiid. "Now I am Sheldon no longer. I am now Shelphyre!" his eyes sparkled and he opened his mouth reveling long sexy fangs. "I am of the night!" he exclaimed.
Penny swooned again and Sheldon (Who was now Shelphire) bented over her and began to bite into neck. She cryed out in exstacy as his teeth sunk into her tender flesh and drew blood. Sheldphyre liked the blood because it tasted good to his vampite tongue. He lapped and lapped at the blood and Penny got weaker and weaker. Eventually she felt really pale and felt herself dying.
"Oh no!" she cried weaky. "I don't want to die!"
"Thoust will not!" Shelphyear cried and put his wrist to her mouth. "Suckest upon my blood!"
Mememorized by Shelphyres sexy gothic voice, Penny has no choice but to obey. She bit into his pale sparkly flesh and began to suck. The blood tasted good, like koolaid. Suddenly she felt a weirdness in her lions. "Uh! Uh! Uh!" she send, electric joy soaring through her womanly parts. "Oh my god I'm having an organism!"
"Hahahah" said Shelphyire in his new deep gothic voice. "The prossess is complete. You are now a Vampire as well. No longer shall thou be called Penny, now you are Pennyton Bloodstone!"
"Oh, I love you so much" Penny said." "But what about Rosh and Howard and Leonad and his indian girlfriend and Howards girlfriend too?"
Sheldon laughed again. "Hahaha! All in good time. They too shalst become one of us!" He smiled and showed teeth like beutiful dimonds.
"Yes" Said Penny. "One of us. Your so cool Sheldphrie!"
And then together they flew out the window and did it over and over again with there new gothic vampire powers.
Thats my story. I always thought Shaldon and Penny would be a cute couple. And then I had the idea of Sheldon being a vampire so I wrote this story! thx for reading let me know what you think!