This didn't happen in the book.
This is a story for the challenge "The Random Everything Competition" by xlukychrmz4allz. Neville/George, The Burrow, 500 Words, Thunder, Grass, Movie. Just to warn you, this story makes no sense. I kinda like it though. Haha.
The sky was dark and yellow-ish. Yes, yellow-ish. Evidently, George lived in the mid-west and grew corn. No grass. Just corn. Maybe that's why there were so many damn gnomes in the place. That was hardly the thing to focus on.
George was in the kitchen when all of a sudden Harry ran out the door, shortly followed by Ginny. He would have been worried, except he's Harry Potter. He can't die. Where would the rest of the book be? This was book and movie six so there was still one book to go. And two movies, which don't make sense but are handy, he supposed, to keep the plot.
But he was curious to see what happened as this was a scene entirely made up from the director and entirely absent from the Half-Blood Prince book. So, George couldn't lie and say he wasn't intrigued. He was. Plus, his hearing was acute. He wasn't 'holey' yet. Evidently, there was a rumor that George would lose an ear and something else terrible would happen to Fred.
Why was it always the twins? George thought that he and Fred were more comical than Ron. They had a better presence than Ginny. Percy was a git. Bill doesn't exist until the last movie when it's randomly decided that he and Fleur were to be married. Really! That came out of nowhere. He was forgetting something. Oh, right. His brother, Charlie, who is only mentioned briefly in the first and fourth movie but never seen as important and thus never introduced. Evidently, dragons were more important than showing up at his brother's wedding which came out of nowhere. Oh well.
Fred, I mean, George walked outside casually. He was sipping on a cup of hot cocoa which was actually drinking quite nicely. It had a nice sweet taste but not to the point where it was 'too' chocolaty. When he got outside, his whole family was there already. Evidently, the Death Eaters were attacking the burrow.
"This didn't happen in the book," George explained. His family looked at him like he was crazy.
"What are you doing, George?" George, I mean, Fred asked.
"Hey, guys," someone said next to George, I mean, Fred. They both looked at him.
"Neville?" George asked.
"Yeah, what's up?"
"What are you doing in this scene?" George, I mean, Fred asked.
"When did you get popcorn?" George (yes, George) asked.
Neville took a piece of popcorn and put it into his mouth. "You know, when the Death Eaters turn into black smoke, it kinda sounds like thunder."
"Yeah, when did they learn to do that? I thought they just apparated." Fred said.
"SFX," Neville said, as if that explains everything.
"Can I have some popcorn?" George asked. Neville reached his hand out and George grabbed some popcorn.
"So why are they burning down the burrow?" Fred asked, staring at his house as Bellatrix flies into it and it catches on fire.
Neville shrugged. "Who knows? Maybe Harry will kill the snake instead of me."
George laughed. "You killed Nagini? That doesn't happen in the book."
Neville opens his mouth, offended. "Yes it does."
