I woke up in the chair in the 'common' room as my girl, Hermione, calls it. I am Sir Crookshanks P. Granger, the honorable cat of Hermione J. Granger. My list of achievements include seeing that Scabbers was Peter Pettigrew and saving my friend Sirius Black's life more than once even if it was in vain. I got up and headed to the owly. This is unusual but me and my good friend Lady Hedwig L. Potter have a plan. We are going to set my girl and her idiotic red head friend up. Last year the wise one pass on do to the slim ball. On the request of the Wise One they had returned to Hogwarts during the time between the destitution of the Horcruxes. The Chosen One, in which Hedwig and me were sent to protect by the Elders, had stopped his courting with the red headed girl. That was our second mission to help the chosen one start courting again but we'll get to that later. I walked up to Hedwig, who was still sleeping. "My dear Lady please awaken on this fine day! We have much work to do! So make hast!" I called. She opened her eyes and yawned. "Good day Sir Crookshanks! Tis time for us to prepare?" She asked. I nodded. We walked, for Hedwig's case hopped, down the hall. We ran into my sister Lady Norris K. Filch. "Dear brother what are you doing tis fine day?" She asked. "Today we help in the courting of my girl and the red headed friend." I said. "Then let me help. Tis is what you do..." She said.

I was laying on the couch with my girl and the red head friend. When the clock chimed I got up and ran out of the common room. I waited at a corner till she came running with the boy. I ran into the large closet. When they came into the closet I slipped out. The door shut. I went up to the girl's dormitory getting a good night's sleep.

In the closet
"Oh come on!" Ron said banging on the door. "Stop it Ron. It's no use." Hermione said sighing. Then Ron started laughing. "What's so wrong with you?!" Hermione yelled. "Don't you think it's funny that Crookshanks just happens to run into a closet and it just happens to lock?" He said. "You think Crookshanks did this on purpose?" She gasped. "Well yea. We haven't had a minute alone together in weeks and there's something I need to say." Ron said. "Yes?" Hermione said leaning over to him. "I-I love you." He stammered. "You-You mean that?" Hermione stuttered. "Yea ever since second year." Ron said. "I love you too, Ronald! For the longest time. I wish you would have said something sooner!" Hermione cried fling herself on Ron. Then they kissed. The door opened. They walked to the common room and went there separate ways. My girl walked over to the bed in which I was laying. "Crookshanks you silly cat! You did all this didn't you?" She said. "Yes my dear. I and Hedwig were getting rather tried of watching you and the red head being arrogant blind twits!" I stated but of course it came out as meows. "That you Crookshanks! I know it must have been agitating having to watch me and Ron being arrogant blind twits! I appreciate it." She said stoking my fur. When she had falling asleep I slipped out of the room. I walked to the gargoyle that guarded then entrance to the Wise One's office. "Good evening Sir Crookshanks. The Wise One has been expecting you." The Gargoyle said letting me by. I walked up to the portrait. "Ahh Crookshanks I expect your task is complete." The Wise One said in my native language. "Yes my Elder Mission Complete."