"Sasuke will soon love me!" Sakura shouted running fast past Ino. "No! Wide Forehead, you always have things wrong! He'll love me soon!" "What makes you say that?!" "Nothing just that he gives me love hints and doesn't tell you so that you won't get jealous." "He did not!" "You're just jealous!" "Am not! Sasuke loves me because we've been hanging around each other!" "Liar! He hangs out with me so how could he have hung out with you?!" "You're just saying that because you know he loves me more!" "ERRRRRRR!" "ERRRRRRR!" A blue line of electricity past from Ino's forehead to Sakura's forehead. "You're both annoying." Sasuke said which you know he'd obviously would say in the real movie. Gasp! Sakura and Ino were both as equally scandalized. "See, he doesn't love you!" Sakura said feeling confident but offended. "What makes you say he was talking to me?!" "Well obviously because since you said he's your boyfriend you would always be the one he talks to." "Well he wouldn't say something that harsh to me!" "That's what you think Ino pig!" "Wide forehead!" "Ugly!" "Wide forehead!" Gasp! Ino and Sakura both looked offended because of the comments they have received from one another. "I was talking about both of you." Sasuke said as he slipped away from attention and so that they wouldn't start saying "Sasuke tell her she's wrong!" "Idiots." Sasuke said after he knew for sure they didn't hear him. "Sasuke! How dare you say that about Sakura!"
"So what!" "So what?! So that's all you're going to say?! So what?!" "So what?" Naruto doesn't like it when people make fun of his crush which in this case is Sasuke. But since Sakura likes Sasuke, she doesn't mind and she just takes it onto Ino's problem. Sasuke never listens to Naruto in these kind of situations. What does it matter to Sasuke? Sasuke thinks that no matter how good Naruto or anybody else, thinks of something good to use as an explanation of why Sasuke should listen to them, Sasuke just assumes they're an idiot and then that person trys to prove it but fails.
It may seem awkward but Sasuke likes Naruto as a friend but just never admits it until the last minute or until they're in a seriously bad situation. I know you don't think that's quite awkward but trust me it is. "Perhaps you don't know, Sasuke, but your brother, Itachi isn't it? Wants to know when you are ready to battle him because he wants to see the look on your face when you lose! Oh wait! I forgot but you won't have a face when you lose because you'll be shredded into pieces when he's done with you!" Naruto said furiously as he left the training area leaving Sasuke alone. Naruto started mumbling as he left stupid Sasuke behind in the training area. "No one talks about Sakura like that! She's mine and mine only!" "H-h-hi Naruto." Hinata hesitated as she spoke out loud waiting for Naruto to make a response. "Ah!" Naruto fell down to the ground onto residue left from an animal's supper. "Hinata!" "Sorry Naruto if I scared you." "No it's ok." Hinata held out her hand and helped Naruto up. After this Hinata started spying on Naruto and Naruto never knows that Hinata is spying on him! Naruto never notices because he's too busy gagging on Sakura. Sakura doesn't notice Naruto because she's too busy trying to keep Ino away from Sasuke. Ino doesn't notice Sakura because she's too busy gagging on Sasuke. And finally, Sasuke doesn't notice anything at all because he hates everyone!
So basically everyone likes a person but that person doesn't like the person that likes them because they like another person. And it keeps going on and on and on.