(Scene: The Guys apartment. Chandler is on the phone, and Ross and Joey are
watching TV)
Chandler (on the phone) Okay, yes, just checking to see what time our flight leaves for London. Yes. Bing. B-I-N-G. Chandler and Monica. C-H-A-N- D-L-E-R and M-(stops) Okay, fine, I see how it is. Thanks. Okay, thanks. Buh-Bye! (Hangs up)
Joey: You and Monica are going to London?
Chandler: Yep! Tomorrow afternoon, for our anniversary.
Ross: Ooh.I can't believe you and Monica have been together for 3 years.
Chandler: (Pauses) Wait, we've been together for 2 years.
Ross: (Sarcastically) Oh, your right, now THAT I can believe.
Joey: Yeah, well I'm gonna miss you, buddy.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm gonna miss you guys, too. (Pulls something out of his pocket) Hey, I got this for Monica.do you think she'll like it? (He opens the box, and it's a beautiful diamond bracelet)
Ross: Oh my god! Chandler! That is so thoughtful!
Joey: Wow, it's really shiny! What did you do to get this? Sell your car?
Chandler: No, I've been saving up for that ever since I bought Monica's engagement ring.
Ross: Sounds like Monica is draining the money out of you.
Chandler: I don't mind getting these things for her. I love Monica.
Joey: (Starts to cry) Man, (Sigh) that is so sweet, man! I wish I had a girl! I want to sell my car to give her a diamond.
Ross: Wait, I thought Marissa took your car when she left you.
Joey: She took it! She took it all! The money, the car, and that body. Woah!
(Opening Credits)
(Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment)
Monica: (Looks at her watch) Oh my god, this time tomorrow I will be on a plane!
Phoebe: Oh my god, that's right!!! London!!! Not fair!!!
Rachel: Aw, honey, I'm gonna miss you all!
Monica: I'm gonna miss you, too!
Rachel: Are you packed?
Monica: Yep, pretty much. I got Chandler a present; I really hope he likes it.
Phoebe: What'd you get him?
Monica: Well I actually got him two things.
Rachel: What?
Monica: 3 Tickets to a Red's game, so he and Joey and Ross can go together.
Phoebe: Oh, how sweet!
Monica: And a belt. I needlepointed it for him.
Phoebe: Ooh, can we see it?
Monica: Yeah, I'll be right back. (Goes into her bedroom)
Rachel: Wow, I can't believe they've been together for 2 years.
Phoebe: I thought it was three!
Monica: (Enters back in with the belt) Okay, look, what do you think?
Rachel: Aw, Monica, this is beautiful!
Monica: (Points) See, on this side, it is Chandler as a baby and on this side, it's me as a baby and it shows us growing up.and here's all of us.and right in the middle here.it's our wedding day!
Rachel: Wow, Monica, this is fantastic! You needlepointed this?
Monica: Yep!
Phoebe: Monica?
Monica: okay, the lady at the store did it for me, but no one needs to know that!
(Chandler enters, and Phoebe quickly shoves the belt up her shirt in an attempt to hide it) Chandler: Hey, guys. (Goes over to kiss Monica)
Monica: Hey, honey.
Chandler: Phoebes, um, what's up with your shirt?
Phoebe: (Casually) Umm, it's my.new bra!
Chandler: That looks interesting.it's so bulky.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I'm gonna take it back.it's a little uncomfortable.
Chandler: (To Monica) Are you all done packing?
Monica: Yeah, almost.
Chandler: Okay. Well our plane leaves at 12:45 tomorrow afternoon, so we are gonna have to leave here around 11.
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe: How long are you guys staying?
Chandler: For two weeks.
Rachel: Oh, well why don't we all go out to dinner tonight? I mean, we aren't gonna see you all for a few weeks.
Monica: Oh yeah! But we can't stay out too long, because we have to get up early.
Phoebe: Oh, you party pooper, 11:00 is NOT early!
(Cut to: Central Perk. The whole gang is there. Chandler and Monica are squeezed into the chair together, while Ross and Rachel are sitting next to each other, and Phoebe and Joey are sitting next to each other. Joey has a newspaper and is looking for movie showings)
Joey: So, where are we gonna go tonight? It's Sunday. Nothing's open! Except for Hooters (cough). (The Gang gives him a look) Okay, just a suggestion!
Rachel: Well, how about we all go see a movie?
Ross: That's a great idea! I really wanna see that new movie on Dinosaurs. It looks interesting.
Monica: Isn't that the cartoon rated G version?
Ross: Um, yes, but I-didn't know that.
Phoebe: Oh my god, this guy I dated is in that new movie "Mission to Kill"!!! He's kind of an extra, but you know, I could make fun of how ugly he looks on the screen!
Monica: Yeah, okay, let's go see that.
Joey: (Looks at the newspaper) Oh, hey it got half a star! (Reading) Rated R for crude humor, excessive drug use, language, violence, (excitedly) sexuality, and nudity! (Throws down paper) Okay, let's go to this one.
Ross: (Sarcastically) Oh, yeah, well why don't we bring, Ben, too!
Rachel: Yeah, okay, honey, you can take him to the dinosaur movie. (Turns to gang) Listen, you all, I kinda have a headache, and so I think I'm just gonna go back up to the apartment and rest tonight, is that okay?
Ross: Sure, sweetie.do you need anything?
Rachel: No that's okay, really.
Ross: Do you want me to come up with you?
Rachel: No-
Monica: Hey, Rach, you know what? I have a little more packing to do, and I don't care if I see this movie tonight. I'll come up with you.
Rachel: Really?
Chandler: No! This girl has no idea what she is talking about!
Rachel: Yeah, Mon, go to the movie with your husband who obviously plans on having sex with you in the theatre!
Chandler: I do not! (Smiles slyly)
Monica: (Gets close to chandler) Let's not rush it sweetie, we'll be in London alone for (drawn out) two long weeks. Alone in a hotel room with champagne. Alone.
Ross: (Covers his ears) Too much information!
Chandler: Okay, I will resist sleeping with you for a few whole hours!
Monica: I'll be thinking about you. (Smiles and kisses his cheek) Let's go, Rach.
Rachel: Okay. (They get up an exit)
Chandler: Wow, I love that woman. Bet you all are jealous.
Ross: Well, seeing that that is my sister, I beg to differ.
(Cut to: Monica's apartment)
Rachel: You know, Mon, I'm really gonna miss your cooking these next weeks.
Monica: Yeah, well, Ross told me your opinion of the pork we had the other night.
Rachel: Really? I don't remember saying anything to him about the pork.
Monica: He told me you hated it.
Rachel: Mon, No! That was the best-cooked pig I ever put in my mouth.
Monica: You don't have to hide it, Rach. Really, I know you hate my cooking, but it's okay, I don't mind.
Rachel: Monica! I don't hate your cooking! I love it! I just said that I would miss your cooking.
Monica: I know you were being sarcastic.
Rachel: No! I can't believe Ross would say something like that!
Monica: Well, believe it, because Ross doesn't lie.
Rachel: (Opens her mouth to protest)
Monica: okay, he lies to you about sleeping with other women, but I mean, my god!
Rachel: Okay, now why are we bringing that into this? That is between me and Ross, and it happened a long time ago! Not your business! Stay out of it!
Monica: He's my brother, Rachel! It is my business.
Rachel: I really can't believe you.
Monica: ME?
Rachel: What are you looking for me to say? I'm sorry for something I didn't do?
Monica: I want you to admit that you truly hate my cooking. Rachel: But I don't.
Monica: Sure.
Rachel: Okay, if it will shut you up, then Fine! I hate it! It's disgusting! Happy? (Walks into her room)
Monica: Fine! Well I hate you! (Walks into her room)
(Scene: The Next Day.Monica and Chandler have their bags all packed and are getting ready to leave. The gang (except Rachel) is crowded around them saying goodbye.
Monica: Oh, I'm gonna miss all of you! (Looks at Rachel) Well, most of you.
Ross: What's going on, you all?
Rachel: I think of all people you should know.
Ross: Me? What?
Monica: Forget it, Rachel.
Rachel: Gladly.
Phoebe: Bye, Monica! Bring me something back from London!
Monica: Okay! What do you want?
Phoebe: (Thinks) Ooh! One of those cute little men guarding the queen of England, but make him single and hot!
Chandler: Um, we'll see what we can do, Phoebes!
Phoebe: (giggles)
Ross: See ya, Mon. (Gives her a hug) Bye, Chandler. (Hugs him)
Joey: Yeah, I'm gonna miss you, guys. (Hugs them both) Hey, if they have any female single guards, I'd like one of those.
Chandler: Sure, Joey. (Smiles)
Monica: Okay, by you guys! Aw, Bye Ross, Phoebe and Joey!
Rachel: Um, excuse me, what about me?
Monica: Oh, you. Well, goodbye then. (They go out the door)
Ross: What was that all about?
Rachel: Did you or did you not tell Monica about how I said how bad her cooking was.which you know I said no such thing!!
Ross: What? Oh, no, Rach, I was being sarcastic!
Rachel: Ross, when did you FOR ONE SECOND think that Monica was capable of taking a joke? (Walks out)
Phoebe: Well, that went well.
Ross: Don't you think she's overreacting a bit?
Phoebe: (Thinks) No.
Ross: Okay. (Walks out of the room)
(Only Phoebe and Joey are left in the room)
Joey: So, Phoebs.
Phoebe: So, Joes.
Joey: Joes?
Phoebe: Well, you always call me "Phoebs", I mean shouldn't I have a nickname for you?
Joey: Well, Joey kind of is my nickname, cuz my real name is Joseph.
Phoebe: (Confused)
Joey: Hey, do you want to catch a movie?
Phoebe: Um, okay! Again? We, like, saw one last night.
Joey: Okay, then, want to go bungee jumping?
Phoebe: Oh, fun! Sure! (They exit)
(Scene: The Airport. Monica and Chandler are lounging in the airport Lobby. Monica is reading a magazine. Chandler takes his cell phone out of his bag, and the wrapped bracelet falls out)
Monica: Hey, what's that?
Chandler: (Sets the wrapped bracelet on the end table next to him) Nothing.
Monica: (Suspiciously) Right. (Flips a page in her magazine)
(Announcement over the loudspeaker: All passengers leaving on flight 19824, service to London, England, should report to terminal B-5. Boarding passengers in first class only)
Chandler: Oh! That's us! Better go!
Monica: You got us first class?
Chandler: Of course! You deserve first class. (Kisses her cheek)
Monica: Aww!
(They smile at each other for a while, and then realize they have to go and begin to run towards the terminal. The cameral zooms in on the wrapped bracelet Chandler left on the table)
(Commercial Break)
(Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is sitting in the armchair. She is thinking to herself)
Rachel: (In her head) Why did I yell at Monica? I love her food, and she'll probably never cook for me again. (Makes a sad face) And I'll have to eat pizza with Joey my whole life! (Makes a disgusted face, then buries her face in her hands)
(There is a knock on the door)
Rachel: (Face still in hands) What?
Ross: (Enters) Look, Rach, I just wanted to let you know, that I'm sorry that I sarcastically told Monica that you hated her cooking! I should have known that my sister has no sense of humor.
Rachel: Oh, it's okay, Ross. It's not your fault.
Ross: (Goes to sit on the couch) So, um, how's your life been?
Rachel: Pretty good.
Ross: Have you been thinking about.um.us?
Rachel: Um, yeah, a little bit.
Ross: So, have you gotten over the fact that I had sex with another woman?
Rachel: I was trying to forget it.
Ross: Oh. Sorry. Forget I mentioned it.
Rachel: But I guess, in a way, you are right.we were on a break. And that was my fault.
Ross: No, Rach. It was mine, I'm sorry.
Rachel: No, it was mine, Ross. I feel like such an idiot.
Ross: No, it was my fault.
Rachel: Mine!
Ross: Mine!
Rachel: Mine!
Ross: Mine!
Rachel: Mine!
Ross: Oh, shut up. (He leans over towards her and they share a passionate kiss. The crowd goes wild-as you can imagine-)
(They break)
Rachel: (Quietly) Mine.
(Cut to: The airplane)
Monica: Oh, wow! This is so exciting, Chandler. This is so sweet of you!
Chandler: Oh, no problem. (He puts his hand in his briefcase to make sure the bracelet is still there. He realizes he left it in the lobby and begins to panic.under his breath) I don't deserve this! Damn!
Monica: What was that?
Chandler: I said they're serving HAM!
Monica: I'll bet it's not as good as mine! Well, at least SOME people think that, unlike Rachel.
Chandler: Okay, you know what honey? I left my briefcase back in the lobby, so I'm gonna run back and get it okay?
Monica: Oh, no, it's okay, honey, your briefcase is right here!
Chandler: No! My other briefcase!
Monica: What other briefcase?
Chandler: Oh, I'll be right back!
Monica: But we'll be taking off any second, Chandler!
Chandler: It's okay, I'll be quick! (Runs off plane)
Monica: (Sits there, pouting)
(Chandler: Rushes through the terminal and into the lobby. His bracelet is not on the table. He goes to the information booth)
Chandler: Hi, okay, I'm kind of in a hurry, so can you-?
Woman: (*Imagine this is the same woman that Rachel had an encounter with on her trip to London to stop Ross's wedding*) (Cheerfully) Hello!
Chandler: Um, Hello.okay, listen, have you seen a little white box with a red ribbon? It was sitting right on that table (Points to the table)
Woman: (Slowly, but Cheerfully) Okay, sir, may I see your driver's license please?
Chandler: What? Why?
Woman: (Same as before) Okay, sir, may I see you're-
Chandler: Okay, fine! (Gives her his drivers license)
Woman: Thank you, sir. Now let me check the lost and found for a (Slowly) White box with a red ribbon?
Chandler: Yes. Thank you. And can you make it quick? My plane takes off in like 2 seconds.
Woman: (Holds up the box) Is this it, sir?
Chandler: Yes! Thank you! (Starts to grab the box)
Woman: Can you open it, please?
Chandler: OPEN IT?
Woman: Yes, sir.
Chandler: No! This is my wife's diamond bracelet!
Woman: You don't have to shout, sir.
Chandler: (Okay, fine. Takes it out of the box) There.happy?
Woman: (studies the bracelet) Okay, fine. (Hands it back to him) Enjoy your flight, sir! NEXT!
(Commercial Break)
(Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Ross and Rachel are still frozen after breaking from the kiss)
Rachel: (Finally moves) So.
Ross: That was unexpected.
Rachel: (Smiles) I wasn't disappointed, though.
Ross: (Smiles back at her) You are so gorgeous.
Rachel: (Goes over to the couch and sits in his lap, and they are kissing again)
Joey: (Enters with Phoebe) Hey guys. What the--
(Rachel quickly looks in Ross's mouth)
Rachel: Nope, No cavities, Ross.
Ross: Um, thanks, Dr. Rachel.
Phoebe: You know, that's weird, for a second there, I thought I saw you two kissing.
Rachel: Us? Me and Ross?
Ross: (laughing) You thought we were (seriously) No.
Rachel: No way.
Ross: So, where have you all been?
Phoebe: Oh! We went bungee jumping!
Rachel: You went bungee jumping?
Phoebe: (Happily) MmmHmm!
Joey: (His voice cracking, holding his head) MmmHmm.
Rachel: Well, was it fun?
Phoebe: Oh my god, no! But, guess what? On my way down, I spotted two rare types of plants!
Ross: Well, good job! How'd you like it, Joey?
Joey: (Voice cracking) Do you have any asprin?
(Cut to: The airport. Chandler is rushing back to the airplane. He sees the airplane taking off)
Chandler: This is not happening.
(The plane explodes)
Chandler: No! Monica! MONICA!
(Closing Credits)
Chandler (on the phone) Okay, yes, just checking to see what time our flight leaves for London. Yes. Bing. B-I-N-G. Chandler and Monica. C-H-A-N- D-L-E-R and M-(stops) Okay, fine, I see how it is. Thanks. Okay, thanks. Buh-Bye! (Hangs up)
Joey: You and Monica are going to London?
Chandler: Yep! Tomorrow afternoon, for our anniversary.
Ross: Ooh.I can't believe you and Monica have been together for 3 years.
Chandler: (Pauses) Wait, we've been together for 2 years.
Ross: (Sarcastically) Oh, your right, now THAT I can believe.
Joey: Yeah, well I'm gonna miss you, buddy.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm gonna miss you guys, too. (Pulls something out of his pocket) Hey, I got this for Monica.do you think she'll like it? (He opens the box, and it's a beautiful diamond bracelet)
Ross: Oh my god! Chandler! That is so thoughtful!
Joey: Wow, it's really shiny! What did you do to get this? Sell your car?
Chandler: No, I've been saving up for that ever since I bought Monica's engagement ring.
Ross: Sounds like Monica is draining the money out of you.
Chandler: I don't mind getting these things for her. I love Monica.
Joey: (Starts to cry) Man, (Sigh) that is so sweet, man! I wish I had a girl! I want to sell my car to give her a diamond.
Ross: Wait, I thought Marissa took your car when she left you.
Joey: She took it! She took it all! The money, the car, and that body. Woah!
(Opening Credits)
(Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment)
Monica: (Looks at her watch) Oh my god, this time tomorrow I will be on a plane!
Phoebe: Oh my god, that's right!!! London!!! Not fair!!!
Rachel: Aw, honey, I'm gonna miss you all!
Monica: I'm gonna miss you, too!
Rachel: Are you packed?
Monica: Yep, pretty much. I got Chandler a present; I really hope he likes it.
Phoebe: What'd you get him?
Monica: Well I actually got him two things.
Rachel: What?
Monica: 3 Tickets to a Red's game, so he and Joey and Ross can go together.
Phoebe: Oh, how sweet!
Monica: And a belt. I needlepointed it for him.
Phoebe: Ooh, can we see it?
Monica: Yeah, I'll be right back. (Goes into her bedroom)
Rachel: Wow, I can't believe they've been together for 2 years.
Phoebe: I thought it was three!
Monica: (Enters back in with the belt) Okay, look, what do you think?
Rachel: Aw, Monica, this is beautiful!
Monica: (Points) See, on this side, it is Chandler as a baby and on this side, it's me as a baby and it shows us growing up.and here's all of us.and right in the middle here.it's our wedding day!
Rachel: Wow, Monica, this is fantastic! You needlepointed this?
Monica: Yep!
Phoebe: Monica?
Monica: okay, the lady at the store did it for me, but no one needs to know that!
(Chandler enters, and Phoebe quickly shoves the belt up her shirt in an attempt to hide it) Chandler: Hey, guys. (Goes over to kiss Monica)
Monica: Hey, honey.
Chandler: Phoebes, um, what's up with your shirt?
Phoebe: (Casually) Umm, it's my.new bra!
Chandler: That looks interesting.it's so bulky.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I'm gonna take it back.it's a little uncomfortable.
Chandler: (To Monica) Are you all done packing?
Monica: Yeah, almost.
Chandler: Okay. Well our plane leaves at 12:45 tomorrow afternoon, so we are gonna have to leave here around 11.
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe: How long are you guys staying?
Chandler: For two weeks.
Rachel: Oh, well why don't we all go out to dinner tonight? I mean, we aren't gonna see you all for a few weeks.
Monica: Oh yeah! But we can't stay out too long, because we have to get up early.
Phoebe: Oh, you party pooper, 11:00 is NOT early!
(Cut to: Central Perk. The whole gang is there. Chandler and Monica are squeezed into the chair together, while Ross and Rachel are sitting next to each other, and Phoebe and Joey are sitting next to each other. Joey has a newspaper and is looking for movie showings)
Joey: So, where are we gonna go tonight? It's Sunday. Nothing's open! Except for Hooters (cough). (The Gang gives him a look) Okay, just a suggestion!
Rachel: Well, how about we all go see a movie?
Ross: That's a great idea! I really wanna see that new movie on Dinosaurs. It looks interesting.
Monica: Isn't that the cartoon rated G version?
Ross: Um, yes, but I-didn't know that.
Phoebe: Oh my god, this guy I dated is in that new movie "Mission to Kill"!!! He's kind of an extra, but you know, I could make fun of how ugly he looks on the screen!
Monica: Yeah, okay, let's go see that.
Joey: (Looks at the newspaper) Oh, hey it got half a star! (Reading) Rated R for crude humor, excessive drug use, language, violence, (excitedly) sexuality, and nudity! (Throws down paper) Okay, let's go to this one.
Ross: (Sarcastically) Oh, yeah, well why don't we bring, Ben, too!
Rachel: Yeah, okay, honey, you can take him to the dinosaur movie. (Turns to gang) Listen, you all, I kinda have a headache, and so I think I'm just gonna go back up to the apartment and rest tonight, is that okay?
Ross: Sure, sweetie.do you need anything?
Rachel: No that's okay, really.
Ross: Do you want me to come up with you?
Rachel: No-
Monica: Hey, Rach, you know what? I have a little more packing to do, and I don't care if I see this movie tonight. I'll come up with you.
Rachel: Really?
Chandler: No! This girl has no idea what she is talking about!
Rachel: Yeah, Mon, go to the movie with your husband who obviously plans on having sex with you in the theatre!
Chandler: I do not! (Smiles slyly)
Monica: (Gets close to chandler) Let's not rush it sweetie, we'll be in London alone for (drawn out) two long weeks. Alone in a hotel room with champagne. Alone.
Ross: (Covers his ears) Too much information!
Chandler: Okay, I will resist sleeping with you for a few whole hours!
Monica: I'll be thinking about you. (Smiles and kisses his cheek) Let's go, Rach.
Rachel: Okay. (They get up an exit)
Chandler: Wow, I love that woman. Bet you all are jealous.
Ross: Well, seeing that that is my sister, I beg to differ.
(Cut to: Monica's apartment)
Rachel: You know, Mon, I'm really gonna miss your cooking these next weeks.
Monica: Yeah, well, Ross told me your opinion of the pork we had the other night.
Rachel: Really? I don't remember saying anything to him about the pork.
Monica: He told me you hated it.
Rachel: Mon, No! That was the best-cooked pig I ever put in my mouth.
Monica: You don't have to hide it, Rach. Really, I know you hate my cooking, but it's okay, I don't mind.
Rachel: Monica! I don't hate your cooking! I love it! I just said that I would miss your cooking.
Monica: I know you were being sarcastic.
Rachel: No! I can't believe Ross would say something like that!
Monica: Well, believe it, because Ross doesn't lie.
Rachel: (Opens her mouth to protest)
Monica: okay, he lies to you about sleeping with other women, but I mean, my god!
Rachel: Okay, now why are we bringing that into this? That is between me and Ross, and it happened a long time ago! Not your business! Stay out of it!
Monica: He's my brother, Rachel! It is my business.
Rachel: I really can't believe you.
Monica: ME?
Rachel: What are you looking for me to say? I'm sorry for something I didn't do?
Monica: I want you to admit that you truly hate my cooking. Rachel: But I don't.
Monica: Sure.
Rachel: Okay, if it will shut you up, then Fine! I hate it! It's disgusting! Happy? (Walks into her room)
Monica: Fine! Well I hate you! (Walks into her room)
(Scene: The Next Day.Monica and Chandler have their bags all packed and are getting ready to leave. The gang (except Rachel) is crowded around them saying goodbye.
Monica: Oh, I'm gonna miss all of you! (Looks at Rachel) Well, most of you.
Ross: What's going on, you all?
Rachel: I think of all people you should know.
Ross: Me? What?
Monica: Forget it, Rachel.
Rachel: Gladly.
Phoebe: Bye, Monica! Bring me something back from London!
Monica: Okay! What do you want?
Phoebe: (Thinks) Ooh! One of those cute little men guarding the queen of England, but make him single and hot!
Chandler: Um, we'll see what we can do, Phoebes!
Phoebe: (giggles)
Ross: See ya, Mon. (Gives her a hug) Bye, Chandler. (Hugs him)
Joey: Yeah, I'm gonna miss you, guys. (Hugs them both) Hey, if they have any female single guards, I'd like one of those.
Chandler: Sure, Joey. (Smiles)
Monica: Okay, by you guys! Aw, Bye Ross, Phoebe and Joey!
Rachel: Um, excuse me, what about me?
Monica: Oh, you. Well, goodbye then. (They go out the door)
Ross: What was that all about?
Rachel: Did you or did you not tell Monica about how I said how bad her cooking was.which you know I said no such thing!!
Ross: What? Oh, no, Rach, I was being sarcastic!
Rachel: Ross, when did you FOR ONE SECOND think that Monica was capable of taking a joke? (Walks out)
Phoebe: Well, that went well.
Ross: Don't you think she's overreacting a bit?
Phoebe: (Thinks) No.
Ross: Okay. (Walks out of the room)
(Only Phoebe and Joey are left in the room)
Joey: So, Phoebs.
Phoebe: So, Joes.
Joey: Joes?
Phoebe: Well, you always call me "Phoebs", I mean shouldn't I have a nickname for you?
Joey: Well, Joey kind of is my nickname, cuz my real name is Joseph.
Phoebe: (Confused)
Joey: Hey, do you want to catch a movie?
Phoebe: Um, okay! Again? We, like, saw one last night.
Joey: Okay, then, want to go bungee jumping?
Phoebe: Oh, fun! Sure! (They exit)
(Scene: The Airport. Monica and Chandler are lounging in the airport Lobby. Monica is reading a magazine. Chandler takes his cell phone out of his bag, and the wrapped bracelet falls out)
Monica: Hey, what's that?
Chandler: (Sets the wrapped bracelet on the end table next to him) Nothing.
Monica: (Suspiciously) Right. (Flips a page in her magazine)
(Announcement over the loudspeaker: All passengers leaving on flight 19824, service to London, England, should report to terminal B-5. Boarding passengers in first class only)
Chandler: Oh! That's us! Better go!
Monica: You got us first class?
Chandler: Of course! You deserve first class. (Kisses her cheek)
Monica: Aww!
(They smile at each other for a while, and then realize they have to go and begin to run towards the terminal. The cameral zooms in on the wrapped bracelet Chandler left on the table)
(Commercial Break)
(Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is sitting in the armchair. She is thinking to herself)
Rachel: (In her head) Why did I yell at Monica? I love her food, and she'll probably never cook for me again. (Makes a sad face) And I'll have to eat pizza with Joey my whole life! (Makes a disgusted face, then buries her face in her hands)
(There is a knock on the door)
Rachel: (Face still in hands) What?
Ross: (Enters) Look, Rach, I just wanted to let you know, that I'm sorry that I sarcastically told Monica that you hated her cooking! I should have known that my sister has no sense of humor.
Rachel: Oh, it's okay, Ross. It's not your fault.
Ross: (Goes to sit on the couch) So, um, how's your life been?
Rachel: Pretty good.
Ross: Have you been thinking about.um.us?
Rachel: Um, yeah, a little bit.
Ross: So, have you gotten over the fact that I had sex with another woman?
Rachel: I was trying to forget it.
Ross: Oh. Sorry. Forget I mentioned it.
Rachel: But I guess, in a way, you are right.we were on a break. And that was my fault.
Ross: No, Rach. It was mine, I'm sorry.
Rachel: No, it was mine, Ross. I feel like such an idiot.
Ross: No, it was my fault.
Rachel: Mine!
Ross: Mine!
Rachel: Mine!
Ross: Mine!
Rachel: Mine!
Ross: Oh, shut up. (He leans over towards her and they share a passionate kiss. The crowd goes wild-as you can imagine-)
(They break)
Rachel: (Quietly) Mine.
(Cut to: The airplane)
Monica: Oh, wow! This is so exciting, Chandler. This is so sweet of you!
Chandler: Oh, no problem. (He puts his hand in his briefcase to make sure the bracelet is still there. He realizes he left it in the lobby and begins to panic.under his breath) I don't deserve this! Damn!
Monica: What was that?
Chandler: I said they're serving HAM!
Monica: I'll bet it's not as good as mine! Well, at least SOME people think that, unlike Rachel.
Chandler: Okay, you know what honey? I left my briefcase back in the lobby, so I'm gonna run back and get it okay?
Monica: Oh, no, it's okay, honey, your briefcase is right here!
Chandler: No! My other briefcase!
Monica: What other briefcase?
Chandler: Oh, I'll be right back!
Monica: But we'll be taking off any second, Chandler!
Chandler: It's okay, I'll be quick! (Runs off plane)
Monica: (Sits there, pouting)
(Chandler: Rushes through the terminal and into the lobby. His bracelet is not on the table. He goes to the information booth)
Chandler: Hi, okay, I'm kind of in a hurry, so can you-?
Woman: (*Imagine this is the same woman that Rachel had an encounter with on her trip to London to stop Ross's wedding*) (Cheerfully) Hello!
Chandler: Um, Hello.okay, listen, have you seen a little white box with a red ribbon? It was sitting right on that table (Points to the table)
Woman: (Slowly, but Cheerfully) Okay, sir, may I see your driver's license please?
Chandler: What? Why?
Woman: (Same as before) Okay, sir, may I see you're-
Chandler: Okay, fine! (Gives her his drivers license)
Woman: Thank you, sir. Now let me check the lost and found for a (Slowly) White box with a red ribbon?
Chandler: Yes. Thank you. And can you make it quick? My plane takes off in like 2 seconds.
Woman: (Holds up the box) Is this it, sir?
Chandler: Yes! Thank you! (Starts to grab the box)
Woman: Can you open it, please?
Chandler: OPEN IT?
Woman: Yes, sir.
Chandler: No! This is my wife's diamond bracelet!
Woman: You don't have to shout, sir.
Chandler: (Okay, fine. Takes it out of the box) There.happy?
Woman: (studies the bracelet) Okay, fine. (Hands it back to him) Enjoy your flight, sir! NEXT!
(Commercial Break)
(Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Ross and Rachel are still frozen after breaking from the kiss)
Rachel: (Finally moves) So.
Ross: That was unexpected.
Rachel: (Smiles) I wasn't disappointed, though.
Ross: (Smiles back at her) You are so gorgeous.
Rachel: (Goes over to the couch and sits in his lap, and they are kissing again)
Joey: (Enters with Phoebe) Hey guys. What the--
(Rachel quickly looks in Ross's mouth)
Rachel: Nope, No cavities, Ross.
Ross: Um, thanks, Dr. Rachel.
Phoebe: You know, that's weird, for a second there, I thought I saw you two kissing.
Rachel: Us? Me and Ross?
Ross: (laughing) You thought we were (seriously) No.
Rachel: No way.
Ross: So, where have you all been?
Phoebe: Oh! We went bungee jumping!
Rachel: You went bungee jumping?
Phoebe: (Happily) MmmHmm!
Joey: (His voice cracking, holding his head) MmmHmm.
Rachel: Well, was it fun?
Phoebe: Oh my god, no! But, guess what? On my way down, I spotted two rare types of plants!
Ross: Well, good job! How'd you like it, Joey?
Joey: (Voice cracking) Do you have any asprin?
(Cut to: The airport. Chandler is rushing back to the airplane. He sees the airplane taking off)
Chandler: This is not happening.
(The plane explodes)
Chandler: No! Monica! MONICA!
(Closing Credits)