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A Starwars Limerick There once were a Padawan and a Jedi They both were in love but quite shy Many sleepless nights They fought terrible fights And helped their enemies to die But fighting was not all they lived for Their lives felt quite empty so they wanted more They searched here and there Yes, they looked everywhere They crossed every dessert and shore On a trip one was to discover He wanted the other for his lover But how to make clear He wanted him dear And that he needed him under his cover And so started a soulquenching quest He knew he would not stop and rest Til he helt him close Untill morning rose For he would not fail this test Immediatly his mind started working While the other guy was just jerking He soon had a plan To make him a man He waited til the right time came lurking It was I believe on a Friday That our Padawan was feeling quite gay He thought: Now's the time To make the Jedi mine So I can finnaly have my way That night as the Jedi entered his room He saw in the light of the blue moon A sight very sweet That aroused his own heat He thought he was about to swoon There on his bed lay his Paddy Who said: "Come over here, daddy" He quickly jumped in No matter the sin In a moment they both were quite ready You sure can imagine their desire And believe me it only grew higher With each moan and thrust Their fast growing lust Felt like oil on a blistering fire At last they ended on the ground The padawan asked: "Another round?" "That sounds very nice Do not ask me twice" In that compromising state they were found T.B.C.? |
