A/N: I don't own One Piece, but I do own Nero Lich and Nero Kishido.
"Kishido, come and take your bath NOW!" yelled Perona, not for the first time.
"No!" came Kishido's voice from somewhere in the mansion. "Baths are evil!"
"Nero Kishido, don't make me come looking for you!" shouted Perona, hands on hips.
There was a loud 'OW!' and a few minutes later Kishido came into the bathroom, Lich holding onto his ear.
"Ow! Let me go! Ow!" whined Kishido.
"Kishido, just take your bath. I'm not going to argue with you." sighed Lich. Kishido pouted.
"But baths are evil!"
"You'll know all about evil if you don't get in the bath right now." said Perona, ever the strict mother.
Kishido pouted again before taking his clothes off, and diving into the bath, sending water everywhere but mostly on his parents.
"KISHIDO!" they cried.
"What? I'm in the bath, aren't I?"
Lich sighed and left the bathroom to get dried off, while Perona stayed to tend to her hyperactive son.
"The water's too cold." said Kishido, and Perona put in some hot water.
"Now it's too hot." Perona put in some more cold water.
"Now it's too cold." Perona put in more hot water.
"Mum…" began Kishido.
Perona sighed. "What is it?"
"Now it's too deep."
Perona took out the plug and let some of the water out.
"And now…it's too lonely!" announced Kishido, pulling his mother in with him, causing her to cry out.
"KISHIDO!"
Lich walked back into the bathroom to see what the hell was going on and what his terror of a son was doing now.
He saw his wife soaked through.
He really tried not to laugh. He really did.
But he couldn't help it.
He burst out laughing, laughter that continued until Perona pulled him into the large bath as well. He started laughing again as he was dunked in the warm water.
"Ok, now it's too crowded." said Kishido.
Lich took some of the bubbles and spread them round his lips.
"Hey, look at me! I'm foaming at the mouth!" Kishido laughed at this, and Perona groaned at her lover's awful sense of humour.
"We better get out of the bath before Hogback comes a-calling and asks what the hell we're doing." said Perona, attempting to climb out of the bath.
Only to slip and fall back in the water, causing her lover and son to laugh even harder.
"I am going to murder you both in your sleep."
A/N: If it's bad, that's because I wrote it at precisely 2:37 AM. I was bored.