AN: Two things to note here! I read on one of the forums that the only way to post this was to basically spam a lesser known fandom and then change it. Sorry for the spamming of the fandom, but I really wanted this up. It's been sitting with me since last Friday and I feel terribly guilty about it!

Sakaiya here from Dandysakaiya! I hope you guys enjoy this first chapter. It will eventually be RyouxOC. It's also yaoi. This is a spin off of a rp universe that Dandybear and I created. We hope to post more things from that verse and hope that you get to love it as much as we do! Thanks for reading!

The Merry Misadventures of Kink! Ryou

Chapter One: Virgin!Ryou Versus Kink!Ryou

Ryou Bakura's head was a very different place from what most would assume. Most people (including some of his nearest and dearest friends) took one look at his face, almost feminine in its softness, his large brown eyes, and sweet smile, and assumed that Ryou was an innocent virgin. They heard his soft voice with its British accent and assumed him proper. Assumptions which, were fairly untrue. However, we are not here to dwell on the assumptions of the people who have met Ryou Bakura. We are not even here to study Ryou as a whole.

We, my dear reader, are here to observe the things that control Ryou's reactions to his fellow human beings. Things, perhaps, is not the best name for them- for the "things" I speak of are actually embodiments of different aspects of Ryou's personality. The most interesting thing about them, to me anyway, is that these… personalities (in the future I will refer to them as their own persons) seem to live in their own realm (for the sake of simplicity let us call that realm the Thoughtscape) and have separate lives of their own instead of always controlling Ryou's actions. They seem to live and interact with each other- and on special occasions, interact with the personality traits of other people. Ryou himself had many different aspects of his personality whom all lived in Thoughtscape with fairly little fuss. Of all these, the most fascinating two were two opposing parts of Ryou.

One could say the dichotomy between them was so interesting because most people did not have such opposing pieces of themselves with such equal strength. It is a very rare that a human being is as honorable as they are treacherous, or as oblivious as they are observant. Though these are not the people that I am referring to when it comes to Ryou. The two that I am so intrigued by were born (or rather created) the day Ryou first learned of sex. It was at that moment in time that two beings popped into existence in the mental plains of Ryou's Thoughtscape.

Like all of Ryou's personality traits, they bore Ryou's face and his slight frame. Their resemblance to their creator, however, seemed to be the only similar thing about them. The one to the left wore a soft flowy toga. The material was a pristine white cotton, ends gently brushing the floor. His gaze was firmly on the patch of navy carpet precisely four and half feet in front of him. Soft white hair hid his eyes completely from view, though red tinted cheeks were still visible. His shoulders were hunched slightly, fingers interlocked in front of him. His entire aura screamed of shy innocence.

The other Ryou wore all black. His shirt, if one could call the collection of belts and straps attached to the barest pieces of leather, a shirt, was completely sleeveless and showed more skin than it covered in tantalizing patches of creamy whiteness. The sleeves, which had never been attached to the shirt, wound around his arms in long ties, almost inviting someone to tie him up. The black leather short-shorts didn't quite reach the… ends of the shirt, emphasizing his small waist and slim legs. The shorts only had one button that looked easier to pop rather than undo and rip the pants off of him. The boots hugged the slim curve of his legs, long laces done only for decoration. Instead of hiding his face, this Ryou tilted his head up, making sure everyone could see him. His chocolate brown eyes were dark, almost glazed over. The light flush on his face spoke of far different emotions than embarrassment. He stood tall, hand on his hip, his gaze daring everyone to look at him. Daring everyone to want him. Everything about this Ryou screamed Vixen.

Cook!Ryou who, at the time, was the strongest and most assertive of all of them, was the first to approach the two new Ryous. Cook!Ryou sat down the whisk he had been holding and adjusted his apron as he walked over to them. "Hello," he started with a smile, "I'm Cook!Ryou. You are?" The question was merely curious, with no expectation behind it. The new Ryous were under no obligation to answer.

Cook!Ryou tilted his head. That was not normal at all. As the strongest of Ryou's personalities, he was used to being in charge. When Cook!Ryou wanted an answer, he expected to get it. All the other Ryous respected this. Cook!Ryou was normally their leader and, the majority of the time, Ryou's dominant personality. Of course he had the most amount of say. The other Ryous understood this instinctively. They had never demanded anything of him, just as he refused to demand anything from the two new Ryous standing before him. Could it be that Cook!Ryou was no longer the dominant personality?

Cook!Ryou had nothing to worry about. They chose to answer him anyway. The Ryou dressed in black answered first. "I'm Kink!Ryou." He said smoothly.

"I'm Virgin!Ryou…" the other answered as well, waving shyly.

"Maybe Ryou should try that stuff sometime. It seemed like it would be fun." Kink!Ryou stated. He seemed to be more so talking to either Virgin!Ryou, or even thinking to himself rather than talking to Cook!Ryou

Virgin!Ryou's head snapped up and he glared at Kink!Ryou. "What? No! It's embarrassing. Ryou is not going to be masturbating anytime soon."

Kink!Ryou quickly took offense. "And why not? It's not like he has to do it in front of anyone! He's just going to do a little exploration and have some fun. And when it's all done, it's not like he'll have actually had sex. Stop being such a virgin!"

"I am Virgin!Ryou." Virgin!Ryou scoffed. "There is no way I am allowing that to happen."

Cook!Ryou could only stand off to the side and watch the two go back and forth. When it came to sex, he had no influence one way or another. Shy!Ryou could probably help, but he was too shy to even attempt to jump into the fight. The two Ryous argued back and forth, each bringing up a new rebuttal. Neither would give in, and it seemed that neither had more power than the other. All of a sudden, it seemed that the Ryou hierarchy had two kings who couldn't seem to agree on the one thing they ruled over.

Cook!Ryou just hoped that the two of them could find some sort of compromise before something terrible happened to poor Ryou's sex drive. He looked back between the bickering pair. It was unlikely that Ryou, Cook!Ryou and everyone else in Ryou's Thoughtscape would escape this unscathed.