So, my perverted side has finally shown its ugly head, thus I'm attempting my skills in slash kink fiction (I can actually feel the horns on my head, MUAHAHAHAHA!), so be afraid prudish readers!

Summary: done as a request in DGM Kink Meme (LJ). Kanda and Lavi are on their way to a mission in a train compartment and… things develop from there.

Kanda/Lavi. Warning: it is a slash paring, so please don't read it if you don't like. And another warning: may contain attempt at humour.

Declaimer: DGM nor its characters are mine.

Rating: M.

This chapter actually has nothing too graphic and kinky.

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He might not look like it but Kanda knew of his faults better than anyone thought he did. So shoving his emotions and wishes away didn't unfortunately make them nonexistent and sooner or later he had to face them tête-à-tête.

The situation is getting worse the swordsman thought remorsefully. The damn Moyashi and Lenalee were not exactly secretive when worried about their friends so rather soon after returning from Edo both he and Krory were well aware of Lavi's aliases and that Bookman didn't need a heart while Lavi had one on the contrary. So now Kanda couldn't even have an argument of redhead being over-cheerful and loudmouthed idiot which the swordsman always thought him to be, because a person having so much angst inside while able to pull off the careless mask was someone to be regarded not as a complete fool. Therefore Kanda couldn't beat into submission the mild attraction he felt for the Bookman successor using that argument.

Which brought him back to the current situation – they were in a 1st class train compartment on their way to a mission somewhere in Russia.

All protests Kanda had regarding he could have the job done well by himself, damn it! died when Komui pointed out there were not many exorcists fluent in Russian.

Lavi was gazing thoughtfully through the window wearing almost melancholic expression. He still laughed, joked, was the usual Lavi when around the others but sometimes didn't bother to do so while in the company of people who were in the ark. And the worst part definitely was that Kanda didn't know whether he should be relieved and thankful for the lack of constant babbling or be frustrated about it.

"What's the matter, Yuu?" sudden redhead's question jerked him back to the present. "Too lost contemplating the upcoming battle with Akuma were you no doubt will be the perfect sword-wielding exorcist as you always are?"

Damn him "Tch" Kanda turned his head away closing his eyes "You shouldn't bother wearing your mask, it won't make any difference" he looked at his companion.

Lavi smiled "Give me more credit, Yuu" his smile was wider and with a disturbing mischievous glint, and the Japanese exorcist now definitely knew he should have been grateful for the silence, while the other proceeded

"Mask or no mask, there have to be some constancies in one's life, and the game "Tease Yuu until his self-control snaps, aka how fast will he try to slice you with Mugen this time" and another "The many emotions of Yuu Kanda all shown through annoyance and violence" are fun to play no matter what"

Mugen was driven in the back of the seat inches away from the annoying redhead who quickly changed his surprised expression into a smirking one.

"Wow, Yuu, this was nearly as fast as that time I tried to braid your hair!"

Kanda refused to be affected by the teasing, If the bastard can act strangely, why cant I?

He smirked.

"You deem yourself an expert in human behavior. Well then, what are the chances I really run you through with Mugen this time?"

Lavi met his squinting threatening gaze with a calm one "Pretty low – first of all no matter how much I annoy you, you'd need me as an exorcist on the mission. And most of all it's not the thing you do, Yuu. You're rather short-tempered, but when you snap you express not your true emotions, always covering them with irritation and anger" his green eye looked pointedly at Mugen.

Kanda leaned closer "And what could my true emotions be?" he asked in a low voice.

"Ah" Jr. smiled "that's more complicated. But when dealing with me..." he looked at Kanda slyly "who knows, maybe even… amusement"

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An: well, how's it so far? And don't flame me, I writhe it just for fun, hehe.