HEY THERE!!! I went to watch with my little sister enchanted and I tough in making the transformers life a misery mixing the movie enchanted and transformers armada so lets start with this whole crazy thing!!!! and sorry for the spelling.

ENCHANTED ARMADA

It was another battle for the minicons, a new and strange minicon activated but niether the autobots or decepticons knew the powers of this new minicon, it was a whole mistery and for that the decepticons wanted to discover its new powers for... you already know for what!!!!

- "are you sure the minicon is here?" asked jetfire turning to optimus.

- "it must be, red alert caught the signal of the minicon and for sure the decepticons too."

-" but I dont see anything, what if the decepticons alrea-"

-" relax jetfire! we'll find it" cutted hotshot "besides no one knows the powers of this minicon! what if it really doesnt have powers?"

meanwhile they were discusing about the powers of the minicon in the other side of the montain the decepticons were searching fo the minicon.

-" this sucks! were is that damn minicon!?" yelled cyclonus trying to catch megatrons atention without suceed, the decepticon leader was so focused in starscream odd behavior. starscream was walking next to megatron and cyclonus without saying even a peep and looking away from the couple.

they walked this way by ten minutes without finding the minicon, cyclonus started to sing 'wait a minute' by the pussycat dolls a few minutes ago. megatron was still looking at starscream but this time grumbling and starscream was like a corpse walking quietly. the tree decepticons were walking exaclty this way:

cyclonus (singing):-" wait a minute! girl why you do me like that?..."

megatron: -"grrr.."

starscream: -"..."

-" wait a minute! boy why you tripping like that ..."

-"grrrrrr..." (boiling point 1 minute)

-"..."

-" wait a minute! girl why you do me like that? you take all my money cant even call a player back..."

-" WAIT A MINUTE!!!" yelled megatron stopping and grabing starscream arm forcing the seeker to face him. "what in the pit is your problem starscream!!?"

- "..." then 3 long minutes after: "nothing"

-"what do you mean nothing? I know you so well starscream and I know when you're planning something"

-"yeah! I know when you're planning something too screamer!" yelled cyclonus from behind megatron.

-" are you two some kind of psychic? or maybe cyclonus know how to read the cristal ball and you learned how to read other people mind." answered starscream with a meaningless face.

-"I know because at this point of the mision you're yelling at how this minicon will be yours and that you'll be the most powerfull been of the universe and all that kind of stuffs. " concluded cyclonus.

-" c'mon! dont you think swindle is enough? for what do you think I'll want two mini- DAMN MEGATRON WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP DOING THAT!!!!"

megatron knew something important about seekers, the rule number one 'if you dont want fucked your being, never touch a seeker wing' yeah wings were the most sensitive part of a seeker body and megatron knew that perfectly so he enjoyed to poke starscream wings wen he was with his guard down just to annoy the seeker, it was really funny to see his second in comand loose control and yell.

-"why should I? besides its funny." said megatron laughting evily at starscream.

-"then go and get your own wings and poke at then all the rest of your miserable life if thats funny to you!!!" yelled starscream trying to free his arm from megatron but megatron still didnt let go.

-"why are you so angry just for a little poking? or my touch makes you feel hot inside my dear starscream?" asked megatron with and evil smirk crossin by his face.

if giant robots could blush our favorite seeker would be has red has his armour (you see that coming dont ya?) megatron and starscream were starring at each other eyes deeply, ignoring that at that very moment the two were thinking exactly the same but you know that in life something will always be ruining those beautiful kodak moments we love.

-"sir!!!" interfered cyclonus "minicon us alert autobots and close to are the!!!" (translation: sir!! minicon alert and the autobos are close to us)

-"what?" asked starscream and megatron in union. "I guess I got it" finished starscream

-"so, you were going to a picninc and didnt invite us? thats rude deceptiscumb!" said hotshot firing at stascream behind.

-"wrong, there's no fun without kicking some autobutts!" answered starscream holding his wing sword.

-"STARSCREAM STOP LOOSING YOUR TIME AND GO GET THE DAMN MINICON!" yelled megatrong turning to optimus.

-"did you just said what I think you said megatron?" asked optimus preparing himself to attack

-" did I ofend you optimus? or you think you are too perfect to say that?" asked megatron preparing the star sabre.

-"that bocabulary its too low and impolite for an autobot lider"

hotshot was shooting at a jet mode starscream and accidentaly shooted between megaron and optimus.

-" WATCH OUT YOU FUCKING RETARDED BITCH, YOU COULD HAVE SHOOTED THE SHIT OUT OF US!! GO AND FIND THAT SLAGGIN MINICON BEFORE THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!" yelled optimus to hotshot. the faces of the decepticons were so hard to describe that I rater to show ya:

megatron: O.OU

starscream: XD

cyclonus: oO

after a couple of minutes processing the odd information megatron started again: "who are you and what you've done with optimus?"

"shut the fuck up" finished optimus firing at megatron but the shoot from hotshot opened a hole in the dirt revealing a particular shine.

"the minicon!" said stascream going back into his robot mode and decending to take it.

"no so fast starscream!" yelled hotshot running has fast has he could to the minicon, but when the two touched the minicon at same a flash of light apeared opening a hole were hotshot and starscream fell

-"HOTSHOT!" yelled optimus running to the hole meanwhile megatron was exactly doing the same but the hole closed before they could go and the minicon disapeared.

-"what was that?" asked jetfire getting close to optimus.

"I dont know, hotshot and starscream dissapeared inside that hole; hey mega-" optimus turnerd to look at megatron but he and cyclonus had disapeared too.

the sky was cloudless that day with a shinning sun adorning it. starscream could feel a soft breeze caressing between his hair... wait a minute HAIR???.

starscream suddendly oppened his eyes putting bot of his hands over his head and he felt something that made him want to scream to the stars...

-"WTF???" asked starscream.

... to be continued...

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