KONNICHIWA EVERYONE
if ur here that means u wanna read a crack fic!
Ya it was a random thought when I asked my friend "crazyamber" in Algebra 2 class to make up a fic
xxxlostinlovexxx- crazyamber wat did I tell u...make a damn fic already!
crazyamber- wat the hell u spewing over there...no means NO woman!
xxxlostinlovexxx- wat about the one with itachi and hana!
crazyamber- like I've got the time to do that...besides I already told u that I crumpled it an threw it away
xxxlostinlovexxx- ya I knw but...
crazyamber- see oto-san already knew...and here I thought u may have 4gotten again
xxxlostinlovexxx-OKAA-SAN, I may be 4getful but at least i'm...um...
crazyamber- u 4got wat u were gonna say again didn't u?
xxxlostinlovexxx- I CANT HELP IT SHANA BANA'S WHITE GIRLYNESS IS RUBBING OFFA ME!!!
crazyamber- but ur already bi so its part of ur nature...
xxxlostinlovexxx- SSHHHH...thasa joke! Ur gonna scare away my wonderful readers!!! o speaking of the readers their all waiting for the story to start!
crazyamber- ya think!
xxxlostinlovexxx- ok then without further ado y don't u do the disclaimer
crazyamber- do I have to do every frickin thing 4 u! Alright...
Disclaimer: xxxlostinlovexxx does not own naruto or affiliate with Masashi Kishimoto-sensei at ALL...ok ppl get it!
xxxlostinlovexxx- ok don't gotta go all hostile towards them...
crazyamber- well u think they'd get it by now!
xxxlostinlovexxx- well anywayz ENJOY!
Major OOC coming ur way!
NOTES 4 READER:
Sasuke's thoughts will be italicized
Suigetsu's thoughts will be underlined italicized
Karin's thoughts will be italicized and bold
Jugo's thoughts bold and underlined
Suigetsu Vs. Karin
At Orochimaru's hideout
Sasuke has just defeated Orochimaru and he's building his team...team Hebi(snake). He already called Karin and is on his way to get Suigetsu.
Releasing Suigetsu
Sasuke enters the room. He sees a fish boy floating in a tank of water. He breaks the tank and all the water spills out of it. The boy awakens and looks over to the boy who has freed him.
"Who the hell are u?"
"Sasuke Uchiha, I have freed you so I can use your abilities to assist me in killing my brother Itachi."
"And what makes u think im gonna help u with that" he says raising his left eyebrow.
"Because if u don't then I'll no excuse to just kill u rite now"
"Hn, I'd like to see you try."
"I can, I've killed Orochimaru"
"You lie"
"If you want to examine his corpse do that on sum1 elses time"
"whatever u cant force me to work 4 u...lets take this outside pretty boy"
"What the hell, did he just call me pretty boy?" sasuke thought.
"Why don't u put some clothes on first." Sasuke says closing his eyes
Suigetsu looks down to see his "friend" exposed. He blushes a crimson red while attempting to cover himself with his hands of whatever dignity he has left.
Suigetsu: "U-um...I-i...W-well...
"Here take this"
Sasuke Throws his cape at suigetsu. He wraps the cape around his waist.
"Um..thanx" he said still blushing.
"Whatever, u don't have to give it back. Suigetsu was it?"
gasp "how did you know my name" he said flirtatiously bringing his right hand up in a fist to his mouth batting his eyelashes.
"Don't get all happy for no reason. Karin told me"
"Frickin nancy boy"
Sasuke and Suigetsu leave to meet up with Karin.
Suigetsu thoughts, "OMG OMG...I've never seen anyone so...so...beautiful...u know I'm pretty sure he'd make a hot girl if he grew out his hair. And who is this KARIN girl anyways..y's she so close to Sasuke? Prolly some stupid rabid fangirl. Better make sure she's far away from him as possible...unless gasp what if their already...TOGETHER!!!!!!!"
Suigetsu stops on the path abruptly and stands there wide-eyed. Sasuke notices this, stops and turns around to look at him.
"What's wrong?" This snaps Suigetsu out of his trance.
"Hm...o nothing sorry sasuke-kun."
"Hn"
"Suffix huh...well at least it should be Sasuke-sama or -sempai. Whatever like I care."
sigh "Just hearing his deep voice makes my soul reach the heavens. I have to find out a way to make him talk.
"U-um Sasuke- kun" Suigetsu stuttered.
"What?"
"So u really killed Orochimaru?"
"Hn"
"Oh...okay...um...so that means ur like really powerful..."
"Hn"
"Maybe we can train together sometime"
"Hn"
"Wow...his voice is just wow...but he doesn't really say much now does he..I mean what am I suppose to understand from 'Hn'! But of course I can look past that! For my Sasuke-kun.
"What is with him and all these questions... my voice is getting strained from just saying 'Hn'...and I swear I think he's checkin out my ass."
Sasuke then slowed down a bit to stand NEXT to Suigetsu.
"Crap now I can't look at his ass. But OMG HE'S STANDING NEXT TO ME!!! I cant stand this...this perfect human being is standing before my unworthy eyes gazing upon him. I think I might faint"
"Geez did this guy just get more jumpier then ever. He keeps stealing glances at me...WTH...now he's swaying back and forth? When r we gonna get there...o...nm we're here"
"Hmm...maybe I can pretend to faint from lack of oxygen or sumthing and he'll have to catch me in hi-"
"Suigetsu we're here"
"Huh???"
xxxlostinlovexxx- GOSH IM FINALLY DONE WITH THE FIRST CHAP!!!!
crazyamber- yup
xxxlostinlovexxx- r u happy now...there's PLENTY of detail now
crazyamber- ya now I'll nag u bout ur grammar and spelling errors
xxxlostinlovexxx- grr ur hopeless...my hope's and dreams of becoming a great fanfic writer are over
crazyamber- thats not wat I said Baka...ppl's should review if u want her to continue.
xxxlostinlovexxx- Ya and read my other stories and review them too...their getting quite lonely. Pleazzz!!!
Arigato gosaimas!!!!! ;)