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Don't Eat That!
"Edward Elric!"
"Huh?" Ed turned to face the Colonel, fish food in hand.
"What did I tell you about trying things not fit for human consumption?" A vein twitched slightly in Roy's temple, annoyance with his subordinate clearly showing through his body language with tight lips and crossed arms. Ed only shrugged and read further on the back of the betta food can.
"I've got a fish that won't eat…I wanna see what's in this stuff. It's got some interesting ingredients." He held out the can absent-mindedly as he stared at the fish in the decorative bowl on the table. "Wanna read?"
"No thanks. However, do they have any…shrimp…in the recipe?" Mustang smirked as Ed went on another one of his 'short' tirades. Nonetheless, the distraction did not last long. Soon Ed abandoned the one-sided argument and once again concentrated on the fish food.
"I'm gonna try one." As he shook a pellet out into his hand, Roy realized it was a loosing battle he was trying to fight. So, he sat back and waited to flash his 'I told you so' smirk when Ed finished gagging on the horrible flavored betta pellet.