"Time is better!"
"As if! Space is way better!"
"Open your eyes already. Can't you see that I'm clearly winning?"
"And can't you see that I'm still way better than you?"
Xemnas had been taking a peaceful walk through his, for the moment, quiet castle. That is until he heard two of his comrades arguing in a room down the hall.
"Give up already!"
"Never!"
Xemnas quickened his pace, wanting to resolve the matter so the pervious quietness of the castle would return. He opened the door leading into the room where all the noise was taking place, and looked inside.
Xigbar and Luxord were sitting across from each other, each holding rectangular, electronic devices. Xigbar was pounding the lower screen with…a small, plastic stick? And Luxord was sitting there, smirking at the device in his hands as if he were five seconds away from winning a million dollars.
Xemnas just stood there, blinking in confusion, while neither of the other two men noticed his presence.
A few minutes later, however…
"No!" Xigbar yelled out, closing the device and throwing the stylus halfway across the room as Luxord started laughing.
"I told you. No one can beat my Dialga."
"Yeah, well I want a rematch you good for noth-"
Xemnas just turned on his heel and left, still unnoticed.
Oneshot I wrote awhile back, probably when Pokemon Diamond and Pearl came out. If you don't understand, Dialga has the power over time, and Palkia has power over space. The rest is pretty self explanatory. And this sounded so much better in my head... maybe that's why I haven't submitted it until now...