Jimmy was wearing his underwear, his wife beater top, and his socks and was walking around the halls of Bullworth academy in the sexy state of New Hampshire (there is some possibility that it takes there, but how many stories do you know which take place in that state?). He was walking past a lot of students who were laughing at his underwear. It was amazing that no prefect or faculty member stopped him, although several of them did snicker behind his back.
Jimmy walked to a wall and he noticed there was a fire extinguisher. He picked it up and a few kids walked past him and laughed at the skid marks. Jimmy saw the extinguisher and he picked it up. A girl with a pony tail was walking by and he decided that maybe she would accept his feelings, even though he didn't even know her.
"So, um, wanna help me with some biology homework?" he asked her.
"I think I'm going to go brush my hair, so, bye!" she said.
"Can you brush your hair with this?" said a voice as he hit her across the torso with it twice. "Can you brush your hair with this?" She got hit two more times and then she ran away.