First ever attempt at D.Gray-Man!!! It took me 2 days to read all the manga up to the most recent chapter, obsessed XD!

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It was morning and the first thing Allen heard when he woke up was…

SNORE…………..snicker…snicker………….SNORE

"OmiGod!?! What the crap?!" Allen shouted while falling off the bed in an instant. This made the thing producing the noise wake. And I got to tell y'as this thing isn't a morning person.

Lavi's head popped out right beside the place Allen previously was. "What the hell is your problem Allen, gosh!? It's…. 11am? Wow…"

"What the hell is my problem? WHAT"S YOURS?!? How the hell did you get into my bed… and why?" Allen protested.

Lavi sighed "You don't remember do you?"

"Refresh my memory please poppin fresh…"

Flashback

It all started when…

It was dinner time, and like usual, Allen was eating even more than a pig. Eating everything Jerry cooked for him.

Lavi came outta nowhere. How unusual is that?

"Hey Allen, can I bunk with you t'night?" Lavi said oh so casually.

"mmmppphhh…." (WHY?)

"Well… I sorta…destroyed my room while…mumble mumble…y'know the usual with my hammer and all…"

"Meh." Was all that came out of Allen's mouth.

A grin spread his way from ear to ear. "Thanks Allen! C'ya later!"

Part Lavi didn't hear

"Hey.. Lenalee… why was Lavi here? I could've sworn he was saying something?

She shrugged her shoulders. "I don't know allen? I just got here right now."

End of flashback

"Lavi!" Allen shouted, careful as to not wake the people in the neighboring rooms if they are still sleeping at 11:05 am.

"What Allen? Stop being so uptight!It's like you have a stick up you're a-" Lavi was soon interrupted.

"You should know better than to talk to me when I'm eating, gosh! How'd you even get in my bed?" Allen just shook his head.

"Nevermind 'bout that… anyways, we're late. C'mon."

Lavi got up and started to take his shirt off. Allen was still on the floor from when he fell down from shock. The shirtless boy walk up to the closet which so happily is right beside the door and turned around to face Allen.

"What are you doing Allen...? C'MON! Lavi screamed out form the top of his lungs. Not caring if anyone heard.

Apparently, someone did hear because the next thing that happened was…

The door swung open thanks to a curious Kanda Yu.

"What the hell is going on in…" Kanda stopped what he about to say. The next thing he heard was an 'ugghhhh Lavi…' and a few gasps.

But what befuddled him the most was the scene in front of him.

Right now, Lavi was on top of a flustered and sweating Allen (AN: well.. he was having a mental breakdown when he saw Lavi in his bed so yeah..) with his head between Allen's legs and arms around his waist. One of Allen's hands was in Lavi's hair and the other one was up to his mouth.

Let me guess, all of you are wondering …How the hell did this happen?

Well… the door swung open tripping Lavi from behind making him fall on Allen. His face was inches away from Allen's crotch. Thank goodness Lavi's hands grabbed hard onto Allen's waist to make sure his face didn't make contact with Allen's… y'know…

The pressure from the two hands on both sides of Allen's waist made him say 'ugghhhh Lavi…' His hand went into Lavi's hair to grab onto his head, just to make sure his face didn't get any closer to his manhood. What didn't help the situation was that Lavi was shirtless. And Allen's pajama top was now slumping onto his left shoulder.

Lavi being Lavi had an evil idea pop up into his head.

All that came out of Allen's mouth was "It's not wha-"

…but before Allen could finish, Lavi's hand came smacking up onto his mouth.

Lavi put on a small grin and said something that made Allen want to kill himself.

"It's exactly what it looks like." He leaned closer to Allen making body contact. (AN: he said it in a very seductive way.. just to piss Allen off even more)

Kanda didn't say anything. He just gawked.

Lavi now put his evil plan into action.

FROM KANDA'S PERSPECTIVE

Lavi slipped a hand behind Allen to grab his ass and one up his shirt. He put his face close to Allen's ear and started to suck it. Whispering something into Allen's ear that made him fluster even more. Allens hands went to grab onto Lavi's waist and neck… maons and gasps soon filled the room…and so on…

Right now in Kanda's mind was…'oh God!'…his face showed disgust and he slowly backed away from the room.

"That's it! I'm outta here." And with that, the door closed and Kanda walked away.

BACK TO…

Once the two heard the footsteps slowly disappear, Allen pushed Lavi off of him. "What the hell?"

Lavi slipped his hand out of Allen's pant's back pocket and the other hand out from in between his undershirt and PJ's top. (AN: Like Lavi would actually grab Allen's ass or caress his bare chestXD)

"Heh… calm down, I didn't do anything to you! That would make me a pedophile. Besides.. did you see Kanda's reaction. So worth it!" Lavi was laughing his head off.

Allen just sighed. What else was he supposed to do other than what Lavi whispered into his ear, "Play along and follow my lead." What made it weirder was that he was licking his lips and moving his head closer to his ear while saying that.

"Now what? Everyone now would make out that we're a couple!" Allen was now fully dressed and heading out the door. But that didn't stop his from flustering.

"Calm down Allen, just pretend that never happened. That would make Kanda freak out even more." Lavi followed Allen out the door.

Heh…phase 1 complete! Now onto phase 2 of ? (AN: not telling you yet)

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Lol… I wonder what part 2 of Lavi's plan is XD!! Please review and boost my confidence so that I will continue this story. If not, I'll just drop the whole thing… ugghhhh!

Azn-poo out!!