Disclaimer:I do not own Redwall,it belongs to Brian Jacques.
All was calm at Redwall Cellarhog was taste-testing drinks, the Friar was cooking scrumptious foods, the Skipper was working out, the Infirmancy Sister was pulling a thorn out of a Dibbun's paw (and said Dibbun was crying loudly) and everybody was doing what they would normally do. It was the same thing with Salamandastron and suddenly, "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" a voice yelled. Immediately every creature in Redwall/Salamandastron/Noonvale looked at the speaker (who was a fox by the way) perched up in a HUGE tree so that all creatures in Redwall/Salamandastron/Noonvale could see him. Then the fox started to sing (and everybody could hear him):
"O Redwall,a lovely place to live.
Comfy beds,and lots of food to give. O Salamandastron,a awesome place to be. Veteran hares,and a Badger lord for me"
(at the last part of the last line all the hares started yelling "Hey, the jolly old badger lord is ours not yours " but he ignored them)
"O Noonvale,a nice place to rest. Food and drink,and creatures at their best. But now all that must end. Now that Brian Jacques is dead!"
Right as he said that,Brian Jacques died on his deathbed and the end of the world started! Two assassins appeared on the Abbeys front lawn and shot twin bazookas that destroyed the whole Abbey. Then they took out knives and killed every living creature in the Abbey. And thus Redwall was destroyed.
Two ships appeared on the Salamandastron coast containing two assassins. Each assassin then took out bazookas and destroyed Salamandastron and everyone within 10 miles of it. And thus Salamandastron was destroyed. Two planes appeared on the Noonvale horizon each containing one assassin. The assassins opened fire on Noonvale and destroyed it and all its inhabitants. And thus Noonvale was destroyed. The rest of the Redwall world was destroyed until all that remained was the fox. The fox said "Meh"and disappeared.
I got the idea for this story from my brother. Feel free to review. Thank you.