Kim: Creative Writing assignment. Have to read our favorite piece of work in front of the class (Funny, sad, angry...) This is mine. I would like to get y'alls opinion on it before I have to read it Thursday. Enjoy!
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Total Randomness
(Includes Cedric Diggory's Death)
It was a sunny day at Mid-Carolina High School, the air conditioners in the class rooms blasting at full force, much to the chagrin of the students. The windows were down, keeping in the chilling cold. It simply just wasn't the place where you would expect strange things to happen, as no one had any imagination to expect it to happen.
In a class room on the second floor (which smelled like bad feet) a window was open, for some strange reason, letting out the frigid air. Through the window, a black cloud floated in, floating over to a desk occupied by a girl with brown hair and blue/green eyes. The girl began screaming, the cloud shifting into the form of Lord Voldemort. She stopped screaming.
"Why don't you have a nose?" She asked in a sniffy voice.
Voldemort growled. "Because I, Lord Voldemort, have no need of such things as noses!" He ground out in a pompous voice. The girl began giggling.
"What are you laughing at, girl!" Voldy sneered.
"I'm sorry, but you don't look all that menacing! More like a constipated snake on laxatives!" The girl giggled.
Voldemort growled, pointing his wand at the giggling girl, when suddenly, Cedric Diggory, in the guise of Edward Cullen, who was really Robert Pattinson flew through the window, landing in front of the slim stick of wood.
"I'll save you, girl I've never met before!" He cried, flinging out his arms.
And Cedric Diggory, in the guise of Edward Cullen, who was really Robert Pattinson died, his sparkly Edward Cullen self flying back out the window to Forks, where he would begin a battle with a werewolf (who was a friggin' shape shifter) over the heart of a very unattractive girl.
"NOOOOO! Why did you have to die, boy I've never met before!? You were hot!" The girl screamed in over exaggerated grief.
"SHUT UP!" Cried the rest of the girls class, who weren't mentioned until now because the lazy author forgot about them.
"NEVER!" Sobbed the girl, clutching at the yellow and black striped tie Cedric Diggory, in the guise of Edward Cullen, who was really Robert Pattinson, left behind. Voldemort (who we will rename Princess McSparkleglitterfairy) slapped the girl (who had no name) with a large fish, only to be kicked out the window to become a speck in the cloudless blue sky. The girl was almost certain she heard, "Team Rocket's blasting off again!" but wasn't sure.
Princess McSparkleglitterfairy was later killed by Harry Potter dressed as a unicorn.
Yeah, that didn't go how you expected it to at all...
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Kim: I love writing crack-fics, almost as much as I love my serious work. READ AND REVIEW, PLEASE!