If Harry Potter was Australian

by Anon19740

A little bit about me. I am a 9th grade student at a Australian High school and this is something that I decided to make in my spare time between Assessments. This is Just a Simple story of if Harry Potter was done in Australia. I.e the sorting thong and the mean fiddler. The Australian Pubs and Animals will come later

If Harry Potter was Australian

*skipping forward to when Hagrid tells harry he is a wizard*

"You're a wizard Harry" Hagrid said.

"U wot M8" Harry replies

A wizard, Hagrid replies "and a damn good one he added"

(Fast forward a few hours)

Harry stepped off of wild oats XI and Hagrid was not far behind. They then both piled in the cab of Hagrid's 2013 HSV GTRS commodore and raced through Sydney to go what Australian wizards called the Mean Fiddler at bloody rooty hill. (About an hours drive from his house in Hornsby Heights and half an hour from his school St Leo's Catholic college).

*fast forward another few days

Alright here is your ticket, Hagrid said. Your train leaves from platform 6 at Hornsby Station in about 20 minutes. You will probably be stuck behind the morning train to the airport.

*Fast forward an hour

Oi I'm Stevo who are you, The Wranger asked.

I'm Harry Potter, Harry replied; but my friends call me Harry Potthead.

Where are you from Stevo Asked:

I am from HBY Heights, Harry replied, Where you from C*nt

I am from West Penno: Stevo replied

*Fast forward another two hours*

Anything off of the trolley dears, the lady asked

Harry suddenly overflowing with money all of a sudden says: leave the F*cking trolley in our carriage, Those Freddo's and red skins are mine, he also hands over almost $2500 AUD in cash for the trolley.

*Fast forward 4 hours

Hmmmmm the sorting thong said as he was sorting Stevo; Bunnings Kookaburra (The Australian version of gryffindor) the sorting thong screamed.