C.I.A.D.A

(Central Intelligence Agency of Drew and Adam)

"Hey Drew, can you pass me a coke?" Adam said while sitting down on the leather couch.

"As long as you don't spill it on the carpet again." I replied.

"That was a accident!"

" Hmph."

I gave him the coke and sat down next to my best friend. We were in my living room, and we spend most of our time in here watching football and playing my PS3.

"Dang! Ryan can throw." I said while getting up to get the chips.

"I know right?"

I sat the chips down and saw that the game was almost over. The Falcons were facing off the Broncos, and so far I think the Falcons have got them beat.

Before we knew it the game was over, and the Falcons took the victory.

"Gosh. That was a really good game."

"49 to 28. Yeah. It was a good game!" I said while going back into the kitchen. Since my wife left me, I've been stuck in this dirt hole of a house, but Adam had helped me bring it some life. I went back into the living room and saw that Adam was playing with his phone.

"Whatcha playing?" I said.

"This new cat game! It's really awesome." He said while still looking at his phone.

"And that is why you're single." I said.

He gave me a look and then put his phone up.

"You know Drew, I have been doing some serious thinking." Adam said.

"That's never good." I said while trying to hold back my laughter.

"No really! We've been doing the same thing for 3 years. We're just staying in this little house and playing games. We have never been out of the country, let alone been out of the state!"

"Well what are we going to do?"

"I don't know! Lets find a job that lets us travel places!"

"Hah! Like CIA agents." I said in a joking manner.

"Yeah! CIA agents!" Adam said while standing up.

"I was kidding."

"Well I'm not!"

After he ended that sentence he got my laptop and started to look up the CIA home website page.

"Adam, you won't just find a job applicant on their website. Especially if you want to be a undercover agent!" I said while hitting him on the backside of his head.

"Ok. So what do we do?" Adam said while closing the computer.

"I guess we have to go to their HQ."

"I can't believe we're actually doing this!" Adam said.

"I can't either." I said while rolling my eyes.

We were on our way towards the CIA HQ, which was on the other side of the country.

"We need some music!" Adam said while messing with the radio.

"My radio doesn't work."

"Well I guess we have to make our own music... We're on a ro-o-ad trip! We're on a ro-o-ad trip! We're o trip!" Adam singed.

I was about to strangle that boy. I told him to shut-up, but it didn't help.

This was going to be a long trip.

We finally got to the airport, so that we could fly to California. Adam was asleep, so I had to practically slap him.

"Are-are we there?" Adam said while sitting up.

"Yeah, I'm trying to find a parking place."

We got into the airport, and made our way towards our gate. Once we got there, we sat down and waited for our plane to get there.

"Drew I have a secret to tell you." Adam said while shifting his head to the side.

"What Adam?" I replied.

"Um. Well you can't tell anyone."

I was starting to get nervous. What could his secret be? "Adam what is it?"

"Uh. My cat is underneath my shirt."

"My God Adam! You scared me! I thought you were going to say something horrible, not normal!"

"What am I going to do with him?" He said while looking around nervously.

"Just keep him there until we get on the plane."

"He's hungry!"

"Hold on!"

I ran over to one of the food stands and bought a sandwich. I came back over to where I was sitting and handed the sandwich to Adam. He thanked me and then put the sandwich under his shirt. You could hear a small crunching noise, and it made everyone look at us.

"Sir, why is your sandwich underneath your shirt?" The lady that sat in front of us said.

"Uh... Um... I was trying to warm it, for my friend here. Here you go Drew!"

I took the sandwich, and saw where the cat had eaten and slobbered on it. "Aren't you going to take a bite?"

I looked at the sandwich again and then looked at Adam. He gave me a nervous look and then I bit into it. "See! Now it's warm enough for him to eat!" Adam said to the lady.

The lady gave him a strange look, and went back to reading her book.

We finally got to board the plane, and thankfully we were close to first to board.

"Can I let him out now?" Adam said.

"Yeah sure."

"Here you got Harpo!"

The cat climbed out from underneath his shirt and stretched. Then it came over to me, and lay on my lap and started to purr.

"He likes his Uncle Drew!" Adam said while petting the white fluffy cat.

"Drew. Drew!"

I woke up with Adam in my face. "What? Are we there?"

"Yes! We just landed! I'm just so excited and so is Harpo!"

I looked at the cat that was fast asleep. "Yeah. Harpo is really excited." I said with an added eye-roll.

We got into the California airport, and headed to the rental car place. Once we got there we had to pick out a car. "I want a Lamborghini." Adam said.

"They don't have Lamborghini's Adam." I said.

"Fine, but we have to get a BMW."

Once we were on the road, we headed to the C.I.A. station. "Do you think we're actually going to become undercover agents?" Adam said.

"No."

"Thanks for the support."

"Your welcome."

We finally got to the C.I.A. headquarters and we were both nervous. Adam was nervous because he really wanted to be an agent, I was nervous because I thought we were going to get arrested. We got out of our car, and headed towards the door.

"Hello. Did you have an appointment?" The man at the desk said.

"Um. No. We want to become agents." Adam said with a big smile on his face.

The man laughed and barely said, "Kid. You can't just get a job here! It takes about a year to become an agent."

At that same moment an older man came out of the hallway. "What's all the ruckus?"

"These kids want to become agents." The guy at the desk said while laughing.

"Hmph." The old man said while walking closer to us.

"Let's give 'em a try." The old man said. "You can call me General Stall."

I looked at the man like he was crazy. Did he really say that? I looked at Adam and he was jumping around like he was insane. "Follow me you two."