Now let's rewind back to when you read "The Cool Story".

Din, the goddess of fire created the lan- too far! Let's try again. Fast forward. Produced by Some Japanese Guy- too far 'grumbles' I hate credits. Rewind. Pause. OOOO, Peach looks good, "Honey what are you doing?"

"Nothing Zelda". Hehe, stupid remote. Ahh, here we are. Now prepare to read the most incredible, awesome, slightly hilarious story that has ever hit (yeah right). Ladies and gentlemen: The Cool Story Part II!

After the heroes had saved the world, Link( being smarter than the other two) made a proposal. "Why don't we meet up back here, and have an ice cream social and kareoke contest! You can bring some people you know, and The Moon can ask the other moons if there are any other heroes out there who'd like to come! We can host it at the Milk Bar in Clock Town, Termina and I get us free hotel reservations at the Stock Pot Inn! They owe it to me for saving their town. You can get there by going along the edge of Kokiri Forest, and you should fall a long way. If you get lost ask the Deku Tree(before he dies).

Yoshi was running towards the milk bar getting ready for the party. He just entered clock town whenever a dark figure attacked him. He had many broken bones and was very bruised up and bleeding. He limped into the milk bar. (oh and here is an interesting Yoshi fact: Yoshi does not have a shell on his back it is a saddle for Mario to ride on.)

Link was very excited. He had been awaiting this party for some time. He had heard Samus, Luigi, Kirby, Mario, Yoshi, Pikachu, Star Fox, and Donkey Kong would be there, along with there Entourage and others.

"So, who is this party for again?" asked the Milk Bar Manager (I call him Fred).

"It's uhhhh, a costume party, for some people from, um, out of town. By the way thanks for all this, you too, Anju (she owns the Stock Pot Inn)."

"No problem, I mean you saved us from the moon crashing into our town". Link had asked for some people to arrive in about 1 hour, so he was surprised when a certain dinosaur came limping into the bar.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Gurudo Desert...
" You have failed, Bowser" Said a dark figure to the Koopa King." Do you think I attached a special magic device to your Koopa Copter, and told you all about Hyrule for nothing!"

"You didn't tell me about that weird pink thing, and the green boy(who you callin' green?), and that Yoshi would be there!" Bowser retorted.

"Oh, well. No matter, Kirby getting involved into other planet's business again will only lead to his demise.

Goodbye Bowser, It's time for plan B (Dum Dum Dum)"

'Abbey's voice appears' We are NOT inviting Pikachu. Pikachu's a jerk. Pichu can come though.

Kirby was at HIS house talking to Tokkori when another egg bomb hit, freaking out Tokkori. While comforting him, Kirby read the handy note that also came with the egg bomb. Thank you, Yoshi. "Milk Bar: Be there at Ten! Don't be late. Get on down to this ultra-cool party that you don't want to miss."

"Byo!" said Kirby, happy to come. He zoomed down to Clock Town, nearly running over a certain dark figure that was taking a nosedive. "Piyoh!" He called back angrily as he sped onward. After getting a little lost, he finally arrived at the party only to find that the atmosphere was not happy and excited, but rather anxious and more than a little angry. Squeezing through the large crowd that had gathered over by the counter, he was surprised to see none other than the world's favorite dinosaur. He looked awful, as if he had been attacked by something big.

When Yoshi came in, Link was shocked at what had happened, but before they could have a talk, Yoshi needed medical assistance. He called upon Anju, who knew a little something about being a nurse, and set him on a table. Slowly guests began to arrive. Samus came along first muttering something about stars hitting her ship. They couldn't chat long though, as Yoshi's condition was looked at. The other guests slowly began to arrive, including Pichu, and though they chatted some and drank hearty helpings of milk, and ate some ice cream, the atmosphere was all but happy. After Mario began a conversation with Star Fox about sidekicks, they were interrupted when a little pink ball came inside wearing a smile. It soon went away as he gazed upon the table.

Yoshi said "We are dealing with something huge hear!" Yoshi said. "Whatever attacked me did not like heroes. I couldn't make out the face but it had dark magic! Sound like any villain we know?" Yoshi asked, looking around the room.

Then Peach came strutting in, making poses. Mario whispered to Link "That's all mine pal don't even think about it." Peach was grossed out by Yoshis condition.

"Gannondorf, it has to be!" said Link, sounding as if he'd just figured out the meaning of life (which is of course, cheese).

"Who's he?" asked everyone else in the room.

"He's my arch enemy, but I defeated him and locked him in the sacred realm, with no way to return to Hyrule, how did he get out? Now Yoshi, where were you attacked?"

'Abbey's voice again' The meaning of life IS cheese. Rock on.

Kirby watched as Yoshi's wounds were disinfected and dressed then helped himself to a nice glass of milk while Yoshi explained what had happened to him. Thinking back to when he had crashed into a dark figure, he slapped his forehead with a tiny hand. Somehow feeling that this was his fault, he quietly exited the bar and headed back to Pop Star, keeping an eye out for any shadowy evilly things on the way.

Kirby was on Popstar, arranging a team of highly trained soldiers(basically Tiff, Tuff, Rick, Coo, and a very reluctant Dedede).

"Piyoh," barked Kirby, pacing back and forth in front of the small party. "Poyo byo piyoh suika."
They all gasped.
"Byo poyo piyoh, byo poyo!"
Tiff covered Tuff's ears.
"Piyoh byo poyo piyoh suika! Byo!"
Dedede brushed away a tear.
"Poyo! Byo piyoh!"
With that, they all jumped on Warpstars and headed towards Termina.
"That was beautiful," sniffed Tiff.

Well that was, uh, strange. Now back to the Milk Bar.

Luigi was attending the party as well. He was a little confused, but he was currently in a heated ar- WAIT!!!!!! This is my spot! Shouts Link to a very disappointed Luigi.

Anyway, back to Link. He decided that with Kirby gone off to form a little...uhhh... thing, he would visit the supposedly abandoned Gerudo Fortress to see what was happening. But, he couldn't just leave all his party guests,(and Peach) so he asked them to come along. But what would Yoshi do?

Yoshi said "I think I will go back home. I will send my forces as soon as I can. I will send an egg bomb to cue my arrival. Oh and I need a ride back to my island." "BEEP BEEP" clicked Samus' ship. So Samus took Yoshi back to the island. When Yoshi was back he got all the Yoshies and shy guys into a shack to tell them the business. "Testing 1,2,3 is thing on? Oh well umm ok here's the deal, "Yoshi started. Everyone was shocked at his appearance. "We need a fighting force..." the rest you can figure out what he was going to say. Yoshi knows some colorful words. Lets translate the rest in Yoshi tongue "yosshi wa yah yos bum whiii yosssss yoshi!!!!!" one woman fainted. But the rest of the yoshies got in the egg coppter(Yoshi needs a vehicle too) and started of to Popstar. (Yoshi shot an egg bomb to find that no one was on the planet.)

While Yoshi was doing that, the rest of the characters had a conference.

"Ooo ooo! Ahh ahh!" said Donkey Kong.

"Pikachuuu!" said Pikachu.

"I a want some-a spaghetti!" said Mario.

"People, people, calm down", said Link " We are just going to invade the Gerudo Fortress, that's all. Now go ahead and visit your various 'worlds' and make an army, who knows what we'll face?" Once everyone had left Link took a look around the abandoned Milk Bar, then decided to go visit the Gorons ( run from the hugs Link!) but then he was attacked from behind. He got one look at his attacker before losing consciousness, and said "It can't be! NOOOOO!"

Well, that was dramatic.