One fine, bright morning Yoshi was taking a walk on his island. Then a huge shadow appeared over him. Bowser! Yoshi used a ground pound..."tap". Nothing happened. Then Bowser said "I am invincible! Then he pulled out a wand. He shot Yoshi so hard Yoshi started flying... flying...now he is in space...now he is unconscious...little did he know he landed on a planet called Popstar home of the Kirbies. Then Kirby ate him. The End. Lol, not.
When Yoshi woke up, he found he was staring into a little pink face with adorable blue eyes. "Poyo!" said Kirby happily when he realized Yoshi was awake. He the beckoned for Yoshi to follow him.
Yoshi was still dazed and thought Kirby was a dream. Then he
followed the little guy.
Meanwhile, back in Hyrule, Link
was...Dum,Dum,Dum...doing nothing important...yet
Meanwhile(again), Bowser was at his castle, talking to a random
Koopa.
"I don't know what happened," he said scratching
his head dazedly. "You were sleepwalking again, sire," the
little Koopa replied. "You were yelling something like 'I am
invincible' and you grabbed your Pretty Princess Play Wand and
charged out the door. No one could stop you. Let's hope you didn't
hurt anyone like last time." "Yeah," he sighed,
looking out the window. "Let's hope not."
Bowser then said "Its not a play wand its a rare one that makes me unstoppable, and oh yeah i like to hurt people! Mwahahahahahaha!" "Next we need to attack a ...new place. "Bowser thought. "I got it! I will attack Hyrule!" So Bowser got in his koopa coppter and started flying towards Hyrule castle.Meanwhile (AGAIN), Yoshi was near Green Greens Woods, where Kirby suddenly stopped in front of a large, star-shaped shiny thing. "Byo!" he proclaimed, obviously proud of the star-shaped thingy. He began to have what seemed to be a deep conversation with it. Needless to say, Yoshi was very confused. Turning around to face Yoshi again, the tiny star warrior told him (in body language) to hop on the shiny thing. Upon doing so he found himself being whisked through space and deposited safely on the ground. Looking up just in time to see the star thing going back to where it came from, he then surveyed his surroundings. "Wait a second..." he thought. "This isn't my island, this is...SWEET TRIFORCE, I'm in Hyrule!!!!!"
Then
Yoshi looked around. He was in Kokiri Forest! Then he saw Bowsers
koopa copter flying past the forest and into Hyrule Field. Yoshi ran
to a tree house it said "LINKS HOME" Yoshi went inside.
Then sleeping on the couch was Link. "This lazy boy is supposed
to be the hero of time? Then Yoshi threw an egg bomb at Link. He
awoke very fast. Yoshi explained the situation and they set of
towards the castle. "Wait!" Yoshi cried. We need more
help!" So Yoshi then found a huge catapult and launched an egg
bomb towards the planet Pop Star. Will his little pink friend bring
help? Bum buuuuuum buuuuuuuuuuuuuuum dramatic pause...To be
continued.
Kirby:
(To answer the question "Will his
little pink friend help? "Gosh,
not if Yoshi threw an EGG BOMB at his planet.
Anyway, Kirby was
informing Tiff of his brief but awesome encounter of the Yoshi kind,
and she was sitting there totally not believing him, when suddenly
the egg bomb hit about...say...20 feet away, just missing Rick, who
was also listening. Kirby, of course not knowing what the egg bomb
meant because it was just the teeny weeniest bit VAUGUE, decided to
go to Hyrule to have a stern word with Yoshi about the dangers of
throwing egg bombs at unsuspecting planets, not to mention hamsters,
so he hopped on a Warpstar and was off.
Yoshi:
Meanwhile back
in Hyrule Yoshi and Link saw a bright star coming towards them. Then
Kirby crashed down next to them. " Poyo!" He yelled at
Yoshi. "I'm sorry i just wanted you to come help us."
Yoshi said. And then Link explained to Kirby what was going on. Then
the three heroes set off towards the Hyrule castle.
The
strange two thingies are giving Link stern looks. "What can I
say? I spent the night at the Milk Bar in Termina with the guys"
.He pauses, then looks at the other two creatures." Wait a
second how do you know about Hyrule, and who are you, and why are you
hear, and where did you come from?" Kirby appeared mad about the
many "ands". By the way have you ever met my friend The
Moon? Yes, Kirby is displeased with all the ands.
Still
giving Link a stern look, Kirby began his story. "Poyo, byo
Kirby piyoh suika poy piyoh pyo toshi byo suikolo poyo. Ilipo yamoshi
suika poyo byo. Disi liko piyoh. Pyo suika p-"
"Enough!"
shouted Yoshi. "I can't understand a word you're
saying."
"Neither can I," agreed Link. Kirby gave
them both a look that clearly said " Whatever. Let's just go and
save the world, okay?" Then they arrived at the castle just in
time to see Bowser landing in his Koopa Copter. Both Link and Yoshi
were preparing for a huge, overly dramatic battle, when they happened
to glance over Kirby's way. He was staring intently at a gigantic
rock.
"Dude, you can't possibly lift that. It's too big,"
said Bowser, who had suddenly appeared when he saw them preparing for
a huge, overly dramatic battle. Then Kirby ate the rock. I repeat, he
ate the rock. Bowser looked like he was going to faint.
"He...He...ate...it..." he stammered, turning pale. Yoshi
noticed that now Kirby had a little hat. "Poyo," he said,
apparently displeased at the results. He gestured at Link's supply of
bombs. Link, trusting the little pink guy's judgement, threw one at
him. He ate that one too. (Bowser is really pale now) Now he had a
different hat. He pulled out a bomb and looked deviously at Bowser.
I can feel your excitement! More to come!
Yoshi
was jealous now cause he is supposed to eat things. Then Yoshi saw a
big rock. He gulped it down. "POP!" A giant egg came out!
Then he got next to Kirby ready to fire on Kirby's mark. Bowser was
white as a bed sheet now.
Kirby:
Meanwhile, Link was doing
absolutely nothing. (You don't post as much as we do)Kirby and Yoshi
didn't particularly care. While Yoshi distracted Bowser, Kirby
discarded the bomb ability for a moment, then ate Bowser's Pretty
Pri- I mean MAGIC wand. Aiming carefully, he spit the resulting star
towards the sky. Meanwhile, Samus Aran was minding her own business,
when suddenly a star came hurtling out of nowhere! Boom Anyway,
re-eating the star that was his bomb ability, he once again took
battle stance. Bowser had already hopped into his Koopa Copter
(useless without his MAGIC wand) and was halfway back to his castle.
Link:
Link, having none of his questions answered, was about
to say something. He then thought, "I can't let these two
creatures get the best of me". He then pulled out the Biggoron's
Sword( not the less powerful but more famous Master Sword)ready for a
fight, but, since he was confused, he just watched as Pink one blew
away the giant Dragon-turtle-thing. He wondered what happened to all
the palace guards, the king, Impa, and more importantly Zelda. Then
he saw some confused guards and townspeople rushing onto the scene.
Is
Link always this competitive? And BTW, Kirby doesn't blow, he
sucks.
Anyway, with Bowser defeated and the world saved, the
aftermath began. So basically, this is the epilogue. Kirby gave
Princess Peach a stern talking to about lending Pretty Princess Play
Wands to Bowser. Even though she didn't understand him, I think he
got the general point across. Link walked around telling everyone how
HE saved the world all by himself, Fred style. Kirby was totally
upset by this, so he introduced Link to his good friend MetaKnight.
The two, shall we say, didn't really get along. Heh. Yoshi returned
to his island and told all the Shy Guys about his awesome adventures
with Kirby and Link. The Shy Guys believed him about as much as Tiff
believed Kirby. Samus never figured out where exactly the star came
from, but we think she had a pretty strong suspicion of who was to
blame. The Moon was very amused at the "battle" that took
place, so he gave the three heroes complementary "I Saved the
World" T-shirts, which were graciously appreciated. Ruff Ruffman
brought the trio on his show to make a guest appearance, and everyone
discovered that Khalil was the world second biggest Yoshi fan. Rock
on, Khalil. Kirby flew back to Pop Star in style with his awesome
blinged-out Warpstar, courtesy of Zelda, and it was a really happy
ending for (almost) everybody. The End!
Oh, and Link(Peter)? You aren't the only one who has an awesome-cool sword. Say hello to Galaxia.
