oy, this is a quick one-shot to keep you happy! its a short lunch time conversation between mckay and sheppard about him, the one and only Kolya! (cues "dun dun DUN")
Djari: Knock it out with the melodrama.
Shay: I'm sorry, bu Kolya is just SOOOO melodramatic.
Djari: Pfft.
sorry about that... and now, onto the story!
About Him
"Damn him…"
"Huh?"
"Nothing Rodney, I wasn't speaking to you."
"So? Damn who?"
Sheppard growled. "Damn Kolya."
"Why?" Rodney asked quickly. Sheppard glared at him.
"What I mean… I hate Kolya as much as you do, but what did he do this time?"
"He lives."
Rodney sighed impatiently. "I meant anything specific." They sat down in the mess hall with their trays of carefully processed food.
John shook in his head in disgust. It was clear that he was thinking about some other aspect of Kolya.
"He's way too damn energetic for a man his age."
"Whadda mean?" McKay asked with a face full of food.
"Close your mouth while you're eating. What I mean is that he's an old guy! You've seen him." Rodney nodded his assent. "He's old and he's been shot a bunch of times and it has never even slowed him down." Sheppard scowled heavily into his mashed potatoes and mashed them some more.
McKay suddenly snorted with humor. Sheppard looked up at him. "What?"
"Well I was just thinking about it and suddenly the Energizer Bunny popped into my head. You know the stupid commercial with the little pink bunny and his drum…"
"Yes, I know!" John cut him off.
"Well, instead of a cute pink bunny, Kolya's face was plastered on the bunny's body." To Rodney's surprise, John laughed sharply.
"'The Energizer Kolya, he just keeps coming and coming and coming…' Sounds like a good ad."
"Yeah, too bad we can't pull the battery out of this little bunny," Rodney said oblivious to the meaning to John.
"Well, we will," Sheppard said harshly and he walked off.
"What? Sheppard! What did I do this time?!" Rodney called after him. It was too late; John had stalked out of the cafeteria. McKay shrugged and helped himself to Sheppard's leftovers.
love it? hate it? well!? lol, hope you enjoyed it!!!!
oh dang it, forgot again!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Stargate Atlantis and its affiliates. I do not own the "Energizer Bunny" as he is copyrighted by Energizer. I do not make any money from this work of fiction. And trust me, I'm still crying about it.
hey, that's my best disclaimer yet! lol, please review!!!