CHAPTER 1
One day, Sonic was running home, when out of nowhere, John Lennon punched him in the face. "Ouch!" shouted Sonic, although he didn't have much time to shout it as he went flying into a brick wall, and was reduced to component parts. "That's what you get for stealing my fucking apostrophes!" shouted Lennon. And Sonic was dead.
END OF CHAPTER 1
PREVIEW OF CHAPTER 2:
Pornographies galore! Will it never cease? Run for your life!