I had an urge to write something "sticky" so here it is and don't sue me or anything cuz I'm not making any money off of this.
Prologue:
Duo: Heero, I'm bored.
Heero: Go bother my brother.
Duo: Fine.
Trowa: *humming while trying to put together a puzzle*
Duo: Trowa, I'm bored.
Trowa: I can't fit this piece in.
Duo: TROWA!
Trowa: Go bug Quatre.
Duo: Oh, fine. Quatre, I'm bored.
Quatre: Heero dared me to be mean for a whole day so: GO FIGURE SOME F*CKING WAY TO KEEP YOURSELF CONTENT!
Duo: Whoa.
Quatre: Go bother Wufei, ya damn cactus.
Duo: Wu-wu! Wanna play?
Wufei: No, baka. Go bother Jibaku Shounen.
Duo: I already bothered Heero.
Wufei: Go worry Relena.
Duo: Okay. RELENA!
Relena: Yes Duo?
Duo: Do you have anything fun to do?
Relena: Yes.
Duo: You do?
Relena: Go to the zoo and watch the rest of your monkey family eat bananas.
Duo: Okay, let's go!
Relena: YOU go. I'll stay here.
Duo: Arrrr...
Trowa: Heero, whatcha doin'?
Heero: Writing a story.
Trowa: What's it called?
Heero: A Blood Stained Heart.
Trowa: What's it about?
It was the 196 and after the gundams had finally triumphed over Mariemiea, the peace was soon shattered.
Relena: Mrs. Parker, could you cancel my appointments?
Mz. Parker: Yes m'am.
Relena: And order a plane to Japan.
Mz. Parker: I will.
*****
Relena: This is a plane to Japan, right?
Pilot: Unless I'm the Wizard of the Oz Organization it should be.
Relena: Good.
Plane Servant person: Popcorn, pretzals, coffee! Get your icecream while it's hot.
Relena: What is wrong with the people on this plane?
P.S.P: Mz. Relena, what can I get you? We have pumkin-stuffed mushrooms, cold flame pudding, speggetti and worms...
Relena: Give me a parachute.
P.S.P: We can also arange for your father to be dug up...
Relena: I'm getting outta here. Could you land right now?
P.S.P.: I'm sorry. We haven't reached our destination yet.
Relena: How much longer?
P.S.P: 4 days.
Relena: WHAT? A trip to Japan is only about 8 hours.
P.S.P: We aren't going to Japan.
Relena: The pilot said!
P.S.P.: The pilot's name is Trieze Kushranada. And we are going to Hell.
Relena: You can't!
*little rescricting metal doo-ikys pop out of the chair*
Relena: Ae! Let go! Omae o kurosu!11
P.S.P: What can you do now?
Relena: *growls*
*****
Relena: What do you want Trieze?
Treize: Tell me, where is Gundam Pilot 01 now?
Relena: I'm not tellin' you anything!
Trieze: Why not?
Relena: I don't know you, *beep*!
Trieze: You know. You're just not telling me. Gaurds, lock her up and then see if she'll say anything.
*****
Relena: Quatre, what are you doing here?
Quatre: Mission. I was supposed to get a file from their computer but I couldn't *cough*. I've cought a cold in this damp dungeon.
Relena: I see.
Quatre: Why are you here?
Relena: They're trying to find out where Heero is.
Quatre: Do you know?
Relena: No, I don't. I got an email from him last year.
Quatre: Hmmm...
*drip*
Relena: Quatre, do you think we'll ever escape?
*drip*
Quartre: Unless I grow big and strong on raisins and break these chains, then no.
*drip*
Relena: They should clean this place up! That dripping is irritating!
*drip*
Quatre: You'll get used to it.
Relena: I hear footsteps.
Quatre: That's the guard, walking around like a nut.
Gaurd: Quatre, His Exelencey wants to speak with you.
Quatre: ... ... ...
Gaurd: *unlocks Quatre and draggs him off to Mr. Trieze's evil lair.
*drip*
Relena: Now I'm all alone and everyone thinks I'm on a plane to Japan.
*****
Quatre: I'm back, Iddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllly
Relena: Quatre?
Quatre: Yes?, Iddiiiiiiilly.
Relena: Are you okay?
Quatre: Very, Iddily.
Relena: Do you realize my name isn't Iddiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllly.
Quatre: ... ... ...
Relena: Gaurd, what did Trieze do to Quatre?
Gaurd: Brainwash.
Relena: *gasp*
*drip*
*silence*
*drip*
Relena: I'm all alone except for this brainwashed blonde who thinks my name is Idd----i----ly. What else can go wrong?
Gaurd: Hey, Relena, you got ya'self a new inmate.
Wufei: *thrown in* Ouch. *looks at Qautre and Relena* CHICKENS!
Relena: Wufei, if Quatre calls you Iddily, don't be surprized.
Wufei: Iddily? Chickens talking.
Relena: Did Mr. Trieze brainwash him too?
Gaurd: Yup.
Relena: Oh! That's a bad thing, Iddily.
Gaurd: *grumble*
Relena: If the situation wasn't so serious, that was almost funny!
Gaurd: Shut up!
Relena: Screw you! You have absolutly no sense of humor, Iddily!
Gaurd: Put a lid on it...
Relena: Ka-me-a-me-ha!
Gaurd: AHHH!!!!!! Huh?
Relena: *laughter* Fooled you! Didga think I was Goku or something!?
Gaurd: BE---
Relena: I don't wanna be quiet you paperweight!
Wufei: Iddiiiiiiiiiiilys, can I ha a dwink og water?
Quatre: *mumble, mumble*...
Relena: Stuck! I'm trapped in a room full o' nuts!
*sudden downdraft of wind*
Relena: *scream*
/She looked beside her and saw the limp bodies of Wufei and Quatre. Turning away from her blood-stained friends, she glanced at the gaurd. Same./
Relena: What happened here!?!
Trowa: Wait a minute! Bro, why ya going that way? Quatre, Wu-Wu, and Relena are tha---
Heero: Just go this way.
Trowa: Whatever, partner.
*bleep*
Dr. J: Heero, Trowa, can you read me?
Trowa: Hai.
Dr. J: Good. Now, go to the left side and the door.
Heero: Roger.
*opens door*
Relena: HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: Ouch! Geroff me Relena! Can't breegh!
Trowa: What happened to--- to--- Quatre, Wu-Wu, and this stupid lug here?!
Relena: I don't know! I felt a strong breeze and then I saw---
Heero: Where were you standing?
Relena: *walks over to spot* Right hear.
Heero: *exzamines spot* Nearly got you too.
Trowa: What is it?
Heero: I have no ide---'
*he magicaly goes throught the floor*
Relena and Trowa: HEE-KUN!
Relena: What happened to Heero?
Trowa: Look! *points at floor*
Relena: Who is Lowe?
Trowa: *gulp* Heero's real name.
Relena: *dissapears* (with a similar message but I'm too lazy to make it).
Trowa: I think I know what's gonna happen next. *dissapears*
Duo: Hmm.... Where is everyone?
Zechs: Duo, have you seen Relena?
Duo: Uhhh, I heard she went to Japan.
Zechs: JAPAN!
Duo: What? Where? Who's gettin' murdered?
Zechs: OZ owns all the lines going to Japan!
To Be continued…
DUM DUM DUM!