Hey, it's me!! Yay!! I'm taking an extremely long break from my other fics to write something else. I wrote this first chapter in school today, and I thought it was cool, so I'm posting it. The idea's probably already been used, but I'm bored! Yay! Whatever, here's a chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride, or any of the characters. I don't own eggs, either.

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"MAX! WAKE UP!"

Ugh. I groaned. I can't believe I overslept! I NEVER oversleep! I sat up and looked around at my surroundings. I saw a dresser, a computer, a desk...Now, I know what you're thinking. No, we haven't been kidnapped again. No, we're not currently residing in "rich people" woods. A month or so ago, this house that I'm in was for sale. I thought it looked nice, so I bought it with the bank card that, apparently, never runs out of money.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. We're starting school today, which is also why I'm pissed I overslept. This time we're not going to a school with uniforms. I don't want to be a Barbie again...

I threw myself out of bed, got dressed, and went into the kitchen to find Fang cooking eggs.

Fang looked over. "Good morning, sunshine" he said sarcastically.

"Shut up. Why didn't you wake me up earlier?"

He paused. "Dunno. Eggs?"

"Sure." I grabbed some eggs and sat down at our table.

Oh! I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Maximum Ride, Max for short. I'm 15 years old. Fang just turned 15, and he's like a brother to me. There are four other people with us. There's Iggy, who's 14; Nudge, who's 12; Gazzy, who's 9; and Angel who will be turning 7 soon. None of us are blood-related except for little Gazzy and Angel, who are brother and sister. We consider eachother family, though. We're all pretty normal kids...except for the fact that we have wings.

See, we were taked from our parents when we were born and experimented on at a place called The School. When I was 10, we escaped from The School with our former friend, Jeb Batchelder. He disappeared two years after that and we all thought he died. Think again.

A year ago, we met up with him again when Angel was kidnapped. The man that we all trusted with our lives was one of them. One of the Whitecoats. One of the people who took us from our parents and experimented on us. It was terrible. The worst part: He's my father.

But apart from that, the Whitecoats haven't found us in almost a year. Weird, right? I'm suspicious. They've always found us after a few days, three months tops. But since we have all this time, we're trying to live a normal life. That's why I enrolled us in school, so maybe we can learn something.

But back to now...

"Where are the others?" I asked Fang, who was now sitting across from me.

"Upstairs."

"Are they getting ready for school?"

"Mmhmm..."

"Did they have breakfast yet?"

"Yup."

"Are they--" But I got inturrupted by Angel running down the stairs and hugging me.

"Max! I'm so excited for school! You think they'll like me?" Angel looked at me. She was dressed in her cute, frilly blue dress I just got her, and white sneakers.

"Of course they'll like you! You'll be the most popular kid in the second grade!" I assured her.

Angel grinned. "Oh, boy! Bye, Max! I'm going to school to be popular!" She hugged me once more and ran out the door. Good thing she knew where her school was.

Gazzy trudged down the stairs next. He had on a pair of old jeans and a green shirt that had a toaster on it. "Hey, Gazzer. Ready for your first day of school?" I asked.

"Yup." Gazzy said. "You don't think we'll have homework, do you?"

"I sure hope not!" Iggy said. He ran down the stairs just now. "Then we wouldn't have enough time to make the...you-know-what." He winked at Gazzy. Gazzy grinned.

"Yeah, we've GOTTA have time to make that!"

I looked suspiciously at them. "Hey, you know where Nudge is?" Gazzy shook his head.

"I think she's still sleeping..." Iggy said. I got wide-eyed.

"Fang!! I thought you said everyone was awake!!" Fang just shrugged. I ran upstairs as fast as I could; school started in fifteen minutes.

"Nudge! Nudge, wake up!" I shook her awake.

She opened her eyes. "Whaa...?"

"You overslept, Nudge! School starts soon! Get dressed, quick. Ugh! Fang, I can't believe you didn't wake me up earlier..." I walked out of the room and by the time I was at the end of the hallway, Nudge ran out fully dressed and ready to go.

"C'mon, Gazzy! Iggy! Let's go! I didn't really oversleep cause I get ready really fast and Max knows that but I guess it never really clicked but I hope now it does cause I don't even eat breakfast even though I think I should, but I'm not really that hungry, are you, Gazzy? I dunno, I guess I'm just really excited to start school cause I like making new friends but keeping the old, cause one is silver and the other's gold, ya know? And I like knowing other people, but not the type of people that would get really annoyed with me just plain old talking like this. I think it's weird and--"

"Ok, Nudge," I interrupted. "Time for school." We all walked out the door and went towards our new schools. It turns out that our schools are really close to eachothers, just in case something happens. Gazzy went to the elementary school, Nudge went to the middle school, and the rest of us went to the dreaded high school. Creepy, huh? Not really.

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Yeah, that's all so far. If you really liked it, review and maybe I'll post another chapter. Until then...

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