I promissed this to Hyuy a long time ago, and just started on it.
Here's the roles and who's doing what (nevermind duo, he does anything and everything)

Warnings: bad words and references to yaoi.

I'm psycho and I love it. I didn't make you read this so It's not my fault if you think you've read crap.

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Dr. Duo == Duo Maxwell (a scientist)
Wu: yeah right
Hiro: More like a reasearcher..
Q: of human's sexual nature
T: *nodds in agreement*
Wufei Wuss == Wufei Chang (a heroine)
Wu: ONNA!!! INJUSTICE!!!
D: *snicker* serves ya right.
Q: hey it's heroine! Shoot up!
T: //_-;;
Heero Major == Heero Yuy (a hero)
D: Look Heero's a hero!!
Q: *cough*Heero major asshole*cough*
H: *glares*
Zechs Millardo == Zechs Merchise/ Millardo Peacecraft (a handyman)
Wu: Isn't that rather redundant?
T: *shrug*
Relena == Relena Peacecraft (a domestic)
D: What the fuck is that, and why is she in this fic?
H: The author said she wouldn't get too annoying.
Quatre == Quatre Winner (a groupie)
D: a groupie?? Does that mean I get a turn with you too?
Q: D..dd.duo!!
Dr. G == Dr. G (a rival Scientist)
D: He's almost as big of a pervert as J.
H: J's worse much worse...
Trieze == Trieze Kushrenada (a creation)
Wu: Na.na...naani!!!
D: Good job Wu-man. You get laid by not only me, but Trieze too!
Trowa == Trowa Barton/Trinton Bloom (ex-delivery boy)
Wu: I don't even want to know what your supposed to deliver.
Q: *snicker*
Narrator == Dr. J (an expert)
Q: an expert?? of what?
H: you don't want to know.
D: J HAS NO FUCKING DICK!!!!
T: //_-;;
Sankianiens:
Lots of Random ppl
Sally Po
Merian Chang
Noin
Lady Anne
Hilde
Cathrine
and anyone else you want to imagine in there.

D: Is there some reason only boys have major roles and girls have the small roles??
T: .......
D: I already knew THAT!
Q: Everyone should know that the author of this is a pervert. It's common Knowledge.