AN: I just thought this would make for a funny story. Let me know what you think.

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"Where is she?" Naruto whined

"Shut up already would you" Sasuke growled

"Come on she's even later than Kakashi" Naruto said

"Hey now! I'm not that bad am I?" Kakashi asked trying to sound hurt peeking over his new Icha Icha book. The only response he got was two death glares from a couple of very impatient men.

It's been nine years since team seven was first formed. Sasuke returned only three years ago. Unfortunately they have not been a team since. They only time they saw each other was just quick hello's on the street. Well that was true for Sakura and Kakashi anyway. Naruto and Sasuke on the other hand joined ANBU and see each other everyday. It is only at their sparring matches they have every now and then, that they are all actually together.

And that is what brings us to Sakura. Sakura has become a great medic-nin. That is one of the reason's she never gets to see 'her boys' as she would put it. Today's sparring match was going to be different though. She is finally going to make those two numbskulls of teammates notice her. She has had a thing for both of them for years now, but they just never seemed to notice her. That is why it's taking her so long.

She was extremely nervous today. Not only that, it took her three hours just to find the right clothes. She finally settled on a short black skirt and a tight white tank top. It wasn't a very good choice for sparring but she was hoping on doing a little more than fighting. If she could help it anyway.

She was running almost three hours late. And once she got close to the training grounds she got lost in her thoughts, worried about what was going to happen.

"Naruto I swear I am gonna knock you senseless." Sasuke said through clenched teeth.

"Yeah right like you could even….OOF"

Without warning Sasuke tackled Naruto sending them to ground. Kakashi just sighed and continued reading his book.

"HA!" Sasuke yelled out in victory. He had Naruto pinned to the ground.

"Oh you think so do you" Naruto said wrapping his legs around Sasuke waist and squeezing him.

"AAHH…..Your gonna pay for that you little…….."

"THAT"S IT I GIVE UP! I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU TWO! WHY DON"T YOU JUST GO SCREW AND GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE RUMORS WERE TRUE! AAAHHHH...I'M NEVER SPEAKING TO EITHER OF YOU EVER AGAIN!" Sakura screamed after stumbling onto the very awkward position Sasuke and Naruto were in.

The men watched the pink-haired kunoichi stomp off muttering something under her breath.

"What the hell was that about?" Naruto asked watching Sakura disappear into the distance.

"How should I know?" Sasuke answered.

Kakashi took notice to very intimate position the boys were actually in. Saskue laid out between Naruto's legs, Naruto's legs clinging tightly to Sauske's waist. Their faces only inches apart. He now understood that Sakura liked both of them and now she thinks the rumors are true. Oh this is too funny he thought and couldn't help but laugh.

"What is so funny?" Naruto asked confused still not releasing Sasuke from his tight thigh grip.

"Oh nothing" He said as he got up and began slowly after Sakura. "I think maybe you two just need a little alone time that's all." He winked

At that moment the two men noticed there position and quickly broke apart stumbling to there feet. A little tinge of pink was crossing their cheeks.

"Where are you going?" Sasuke asked trying to collect himself.

Kakashi turned and gave his signature eye crease. "Oh I just thought I would go pleasure……..I mean comfort our little cherry blossom since you two are preoccupied at the moment." He smirked and continued on his way.

"What?!" Naruto yelled

"Oh and maybe you two should keep your sex life behind close doors. It's just a thought." He said over his shoulder trying to hold the laughter he could feel building up inside of him.

Naruto and Sasuke stood extremely confused by the events that just took place. Of course it didn't take long for the Uchiha heir to fit the pieces together.

"Naruto…?" He said sounding very unhappy.

"Huh"

"People think that you and I are gay."

"WHAT! NO WAY!"

"It all makes sense. Sakura said something about a rumor and Kakashi telling us to keep our sex life indoors…."

"But it's not true….How could they think that?"

"Also I think Sakura has a thing for the two us." Sasuke added

"…."

"Come on don't tell me you didn't see that outfit she was wearing and her saying she was giving up." Sasuke said almost surprised at Naruto's ignorance.

"Oh……..OH……….Wait didn't Kakashi-sensei say something about….."

The two looked at each other and knew the old-pervert intentions. And that was all it took to get them going.

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Sakura was now standing on the bridge where team seven had met so many times in the past. Still angry she was throwing rocks into the stream below talking to herself.

"I can't believe them. After all this time they don't even know I exist. Why do I even bother? It wouldn't be so bad if they would have just told me, but come on sneaking around what is that all about……"

"Oh Sakura." Kakashi said from behind her. He barely dodged the fist that flew over his head when she spun around.

"Kakashi-sensei I'm sorry I thought you were…..oh just forget it." She huffed turning back towards the stream.

"Sakura there just ignorant. I am sure they'll come looking for you in no time." He smiled.

"Yeah…okay." She said sarcastically.

"Well don't give up on them yet. I may have said a few things that got there brains working again." He chuckled.

Sakura turned to him and cocked her head. It took a second then she understood. "Thank you sensei" She said sweetly.

"It was nothing. Just give them hell okay."

"Alright"

"I better go before they get here. See you later" He smiled and gave a small wave and headed down the path.

I wonder what he said to them. She thought. If they really are looking for me maybe I should I get them back for all the hell they've but me through She thought with an evil smile on her face. "Oh this could be fun"

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END OF CHAPTER

Sasuke: Hey I'm not gay I'm insulted.

Sakura: Yeah whatever I see the way you check out Naruto's butt

Sasuke: That only happened once

Naruto: Sauske don't you think I'm pretty (batting eyes)

Sasuke: No...Hey get away from me dobe.

Naruto: But Sasuke (whining)

Sasuke: Sakura help me here...Sakura put that camera down...Naruto Stop...Sakura I mean it put it down