I don't own South Park – don't rub my nose in it. These are just some random poems I wrote on my favorite pairings.
Bebe/Kenny/Mole
He hated me and calls me a prude
He's the type of boy who only likes girls in the nude
The other hates everyone but Kenny and I
Even though he smacked him with his shovel in the eye
I have no idea how we came to be
But now they're here and not for my money
Tweek/Token
I'm addicted to caffeine
I can't go on today without my coffee
Those four boys are crazy like everyone here
Them and the one person who like my coffee I hold dear
He's everything I like in my favorite drink—
Black, strong, and the one that makes me think
I'm scared as can be
But my best friend's like my coffee – working for me
Stan/Kyle
We're Super Best Friends and the best by far
He takes be home when we get drunk at the bar
He turned down that girls who made him puke whenever she would speak
Even when how he did it I'd tell him, "Dude, you're mad weak!"
We're the gayest straight boys ever to live
Not that there's one flying fuck that we give
Cartman/Wendy
Sexy purse lady wanna finger-bang you so bad
Girl, you're so sexy I think I'd do your dad
You're almost (maybe) as yours truly
I know you want me bad too girl, you must surely
I'm the King of Finger-bangin' and I'll make you mine
Not that faggy Walsh boy who couldn't give ya' a dime
Pip/Damien
I'm Satan's son and you're the one
Not the die-a-day boy dad brought home for fun
He won't even hug me during 'Sex and the City'
You're not hard on my eyes unlike the parka so shitty
If only Kenny would trade places with you
This is Hell, Pip – there's nothing we can't do!
Butter/Bradley
I'm not confused – they put those thoughts in my head
Thanks to those jerks, Bradley would rather be dead
I know I really like him and he likes me too
Love can't put you in hell – you're just being you!
I'm gonna keep on liking him and not care what my dad says
I'll just be happy if I can see Bradley's living face!Yeah, I haven't seen much of Craig/Clyde yet so I'll do them, Porschea/Lexus, and maybe Red/somebody next chapter. I'm sorry these peoms suck - it's been awhile since I've written any good ones.