FF8 Characters Get Jobs
Disclaimer: I own all ff8 and ff7 characters I can do anything I want with them and there is nothing you or square can do about it. Mwahahahaha
Zell pondered what he could be seeing how
Zell: Hmmmm maybe I should call Edea she'll know what to do
*Later on the phone*
Edea: Well if there isn't anyone hiring you should go into business for yourself
Zell: What! I can't run a whole business by myself you have to be smart to do that *blushes at his own stupid comment*
Edea: It doesn't have to be something complicated. Besides this problem could last for a while and a lot of the small jobs everyone else are doing won't help us much. You should go take a test to see which job you are best at.
*Selphie's Interview*
Interviewer: Your résumé is incredible you seem to be the perfect person for the job
Selphie: Tee Hee! Thanks I love animals soo much
Interviewer: Anyways lets start the interview. have you ever had any previous jobs handling animals?
Selphie: Well I used to be the manager for the energizer bunny but I didn't know that u weren't supposed to mix batteries and he blew up.
Interviewer: Oh uh well things like that can happen lets just continue....have you ever had any pets?
Selphie: well my boyfriend Irvy got me a cute little Kitten and it was so clumsy but whenever it fell off something it always landed on its feet. But I wanted to see if cats ALWAYS land on their feet sooo when we where flying in the garden I kinda dropped him off the balcony...but he landed on his feet!
Interviewer: *Getting nervous* uh well um I don't think your right for this job. next please!
Selphie: *getting very upset* What! no! MUST HAVE JOB MUST PET PUPPIES!!!!!
Interviewer: *Fearing for his life* Oh hehe just kidding you get the job
Selphie *turning sweet again* Oh yay Thank you! But if you ever joke like that again IM GONNA GET YOU
Interviewer: *Crying* It wont happen again I promise!
~Seifer~
Interviewer: Not many people go for this kinda job what makes your want to be an ice cream man?
Seifer: *I'm no moron if he knew my true intentions he would never entrust me with the power of the ice cream man! So I will lie to get the job mwahahahaha* Oh its because I love little children and ice cream and sweet happy things
Interviewer: *feeling a little sick to his stomach* uh yah. well I suppose thats a good reason. Um have you ever been caught stealing?
Seifer: Caught!? only and idiot would get cau......Uh I mean no I just borrow stuff without asking.
Interviewer: Ok...if a kid wanted some ice cream but he was 15 gil short (15 cents) what would u do?
Seifer: *Hmmm this is a trick question if I choose to give the kid ice cream and to be short money this guy might get mad but if I choose the other he might get mad for me turning away the customer* Uh I would give him the ice cream and tell him to pay me back later...
Interviewer: Excellent! you can start work tomorrow.
~Irvine~
Interviewer: What do u think is the most important thing you have ever learned from electronics?
Irvine: Don't try to melt metal in the microwave it just blows up!
Interviewer: That all. Thank you for your time
Irvine: What???!!! *shoots the Interviewer and hires himself*
~Quistis~
Interviewer: Do you have any previous experience with children?
Quistis: Well yes I do I was the oldest child at an orphanage and I was a school teacher for a garden.
Interviewer: Thats very impressive. What do u do to help comfort a child
Quistis well I would tell them it alright and then give them appropriate advice to solving the solution.
Interviewer: *??? How could she know that's exactly what it says in the handbook! most professionals don't know that* thats a very impressive statement! How did u get to know so much about children
Quistis: Oh thats easy I'm a super genius that has no social life because I'm an 18 year old tattle tale prissy perfect person that nobody likes. So I read a bunch of books and try to be perfect to make up for being a brat.
Interviewer: wow that was a perfect way to release your feelings you get the job.
Quistis *Smiles Evilly*
~Rajin & Fujin~
Rajin: We want the job ya know
Interviewer: well all our positions are filled sorry
Fujin: ! NO WALMART! KILL! INTERVIEWER!
NOTE: Rajin and Fujin got the job after killing off the manager and a few employees.
~Rinoa~
Interviewer: What makes you think your Qualified for this job
Rinoa: Well um hot dogs give my friend Zell the runs and so he is always clogging up the toilets and since the garden faculty is gone I always get stuck unclogging the toilets
Interviewer: Interesting story. what skill do u have that makes u qualified for this job.
Rinoa: I have sorceress powers I can use to reach deep down into shower drains and remover all that nasty hair in seconds.
Interviewer: Very Impressive you get the job
Rinoa: Of course! With my skill who could turn me down?
Interviewer: Actually its because your
~Squall~
Interviewer: Do you like kids?
Squall: Not really
Interviewer: Have you ever had a similar job
Squall: AH! no! I would never take such and evil job. My real work is killing people liberating cities and saving the world.
Interviewer: Oh um ok... Well I would never hire you except for the fact your the only one in the world who would take this job.
~Zell~
Test Manager: Well we have looked over your test and we have found that you would make an excellent interior decorator
Zell: What!?
Test Manager: Yes you see the way you love hot dogs proves that your not afraid to release your inner self and your reckless behavior will make you a great artist of the home
Zell: *This guy is a total freak Me! a frilly interior decorator yah right.* Uh well is there anything else I might be good at?
Test Manager: Well you could be that chucky cheese mouse
Zell: Uh wait no thats ok I will be a good interior decorator just please not that!
Test Manager: Alright I will set you up with some people that need some work done.
Well thats part 2 sorry it took so long Its not that funny I'm pretty sure the 3d and final part will be funnier. anyways right a review. and lovers please don't kill me (what am I saying? everyone hates Zell)