~Lain's guide to life~
By Shikyo Yureiyuki
Disclaimer: I don't own Lain.. Someday I will, but today I don't so this is
just a fanfic.
((A/n: Please R&R, tell me what you think!))
Layer 01: keeping quiet; okay to avoid anything strange from happening
stand by quietly, don't say anything to arouse the slightest suspicion.
Layer 02: food: food is an important thing! When eating food dress gothic,
it helps lighten the mood up a bit.
Layer 03: religion: god is in the wired! God is the wired! God is not some
dead dude!
Layer04: travel: try not to use trains, they hit people and the buzzing of
the wires talk to you. I prefer to use the bus!
Layer 05: computers: when checking email, don't open anything from people
you don't know, or from people who are already dead! DON'T OPEN IT!!!!!
Layer06: school: your desk is not missing, just misplaced. The students and
teacher try to ignore you, not because you're invisible, but because you
smell funny! Studying does not cause steam to emerge from your fingers, and
if you scribble in a notepad you do not here people talking in the wired.
Last but not least, the chalk board does not say come to the wired, that's
just in your mind!!!!
Layer 07: home life: your family is not actually your family, they are paid
to 'love' you. your sister walks around beeping, not because she is a
computer but because she is PSYCHO!!! Your mother never talks to you
because she hates you!
Layer 08: friends: your friends are trying to help you become more social
so you don't kill yourself like Chisa did. Eventually they will completely
forget that you ever existed! And no matter how much they Denny it there
names are Arisu, Reika and Juri
Layer 09: dating: don't French kiss on a first date or else you might end
up with already been chewed gum in your mouth.
Layer 10: sleep: go to bed early, and sleep in teddy bear pajamas, that are
really made for kids. Or else stay up super late on the wired!
Layer 11: humanity: in the end, you will die a sad and lonely death. No one
will remember you or even miss you.
Layer 12: music: your favorite song is Duvet!! And everything else by
Chabo, DUVET I SAY!!
Layer 13: Anime: what is Serial Experiments Lain?? WHAT?! You say I'm not
even real? Only a character in a show..and I have no right to tell you
people how to run your lives? Well fine then!!
((a/n: ))
Shikyo- now Lain be nice to all the readers!
Lain- no! Never
Shikyo- Lain? Whats wrong?
Lain- my mom never loved me, and all this fanfic was, was my ranting on how
sad I am. And I'm trying to make all the other people miserable!
Shikyo- well, err..sorry I put you through this humor fic.
Lain- I hope you all liked my life guide
Shikyo- wait I wrote it!
Lain- Liar!!!!!!!
-i'm not basshing lain i promise!
By Shikyo Yureiyuki
Disclaimer: I don't own Lain.. Someday I will, but today I don't so this is
just a fanfic.
((A/n: Please R&R, tell me what you think!))
Layer 01: keeping quiet; okay to avoid anything strange from happening
stand by quietly, don't say anything to arouse the slightest suspicion.
Layer 02: food: food is an important thing! When eating food dress gothic,
it helps lighten the mood up a bit.
Layer 03: religion: god is in the wired! God is the wired! God is not some
dead dude!
Layer04: travel: try not to use trains, they hit people and the buzzing of
the wires talk to you. I prefer to use the bus!
Layer 05: computers: when checking email, don't open anything from people
you don't know, or from people who are already dead! DON'T OPEN IT!!!!!
Layer06: school: your desk is not missing, just misplaced. The students and
teacher try to ignore you, not because you're invisible, but because you
smell funny! Studying does not cause steam to emerge from your fingers, and
if you scribble in a notepad you do not here people talking in the wired.
Last but not least, the chalk board does not say come to the wired, that's
just in your mind!!!!
Layer 07: home life: your family is not actually your family, they are paid
to 'love' you. your sister walks around beeping, not because she is a
computer but because she is PSYCHO!!! Your mother never talks to you
because she hates you!
Layer 08: friends: your friends are trying to help you become more social
so you don't kill yourself like Chisa did. Eventually they will completely
forget that you ever existed! And no matter how much they Denny it there
names are Arisu, Reika and Juri
Layer 09: dating: don't French kiss on a first date or else you might end
up with already been chewed gum in your mouth.
Layer 10: sleep: go to bed early, and sleep in teddy bear pajamas, that are
really made for kids. Or else stay up super late on the wired!
Layer 11: humanity: in the end, you will die a sad and lonely death. No one
will remember you or even miss you.
Layer 12: music: your favorite song is Duvet!! And everything else by
Chabo, DUVET I SAY!!
Layer 13: Anime: what is Serial Experiments Lain?? WHAT?! You say I'm not
even real? Only a character in a show..and I have no right to tell you
people how to run your lives? Well fine then!!
((a/n: ))
Shikyo- now Lain be nice to all the readers!
Lain- no! Never
Shikyo- Lain? Whats wrong?
Lain- my mom never loved me, and all this fanfic was, was my ranting on how
sad I am. And I'm trying to make all the other people miserable!
Shikyo- well, err..sorry I put you through this humor fic.
Lain- I hope you all liked my life guide
Shikyo- wait I wrote it!
Lain- Liar!!!!!!!
-i'm not basshing lain i promise!