DADADA DA-DA, DA-DA-DA
(YES IT IS THE VICTORY SONG FOR FINAL FANTASY)
Chap. 1, outside Corneria, they grow soybeans.
Two men, a black mage and a fighter, were walking in the woods. The black mage was named Vivaldi, the Fighter was Boris.
"Viv? Why are we in the woods?" asked Boris, boris was about 5,3 at that time, not the standard height for a fighter.
"Were going to kill some people." Said Viv, Vivaldi was about 6, 9 at that time. He was stronger than Boris by far, but his magic was second to only gods. "Were looking for some thieves, I got wind that they have just raided a mine in Dwarvinland. They don't need the gold, so were *ahem* 'politely asking for a share of the wealth.'"
"Commy." The two waited for about ten minutes before a man on a horse came riding up, after the scout looked around he turned away.
"Looks like a scout, they'll be here soon."retorted Vivaldi. After 5 minutes a few carts pulled up, "Allow me, *Lock 2*" Vivaldi used a spell that stopped all in the caravan dead in it's tracks, except for the horses, "We need a getaway." Said Viv.
"Easy looting." Commented Boris.
"Let's take the horse and carts, these people are so gracious!" said Vivaldi in a smug voice. "Let's be off." The two rode into the wind with there easy bounty, while the frozen "charity" started crying.