Title: Summer Sucks

Rating: PG-13 for mild language and adult themes

Characters: Hyde, Jackie, Donna, etc…

Pairings: Jackie/Hyde, Eric/Donna, Budnik/Dina

Summary: That 70's Show and Salute Your Shorts crossover. The gang has to serve as camp counselors at Camp Anawana in order to complete their student service learning hours. Guess who they meet?

Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me. Don't Sue.

A/N: My very first That 70's Show fic. Exciting, no? Well, I admit, it does sound a little strange and if I were in your shoes, I would be a little apprehensive myself. But hey! I heard that in order to be human, you have to be constantly exploring. But that doesn't mean you have to go and try to eat through your eyeball like Jason. Ahem, back on the topic. Hope you like!

Dedication: My best buddy of all time, Kristen. I could get all mushy, but I won't because it's weird when either of us do. Point is, my life would suck without her. The K-man and Ashie era lives on, keepin' the scene alive…yeah! But it's still in the drawer because I knew it. And teapot smasher, and coffee not poo, and…I could go on forever, but I won't because that'd be dumb. So thanks buddy, 5 year-old-boys in 14 year-old- girl bodies forever, man!

All the students were waiting impatiently for the final bell to ring, setting them free. But it seemed as though the whole day was going in slow motion. Two more hours and everyone was out to do whatever they wanted for summer break…except five very unlucky boys and girls. And we all know who those five might be…

"Excuse me for the interruption teachers, but will you please send the following students up to the principal's office. Jackie Burkhart, Eric Foreman, Steven Hyde, Michael Kelso, and Donna Pinciotti. Thank you," the principal blasted over the intercom system.

In the girl's bathroom, Jackie was putting on lipstick when she heard the announcement. "Ugh…they better not keep me up there long. I haven't finished putting on my eye liner yet," she said putting the cap on her lipstick. She put the tube into her purse, fixed her hair, and left for the principal's office.

In the boy's bathroom, Hyde was…well; you know what Hyde was doing when he heard the announcement. "Damn it man! What'd I do this time?" he said to himself. He got some gum out of his pocket and put it in his mouth and waved his arms around, trying to clear the smoke. He wiped his hands on his shirt, then left.

In the hallway, Donna was at her locker searching for her Chemistry book when she heard the announcement over the intercom. "What the hell? Kelso probably got us in trouble. He is so dead!" she said slamming her locker door shut. She cracked her knuckles then stormed off to the principal's office.

In American History, Eric was sitting at his desk, half paying attention when he heard the announcement. His face turned bright red. His classmates stared at him weirdly. He laughed nervously and ran out of the room. "Oh man. What are they calling me up there for? I didn't do anything…I think," he wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Oh my God, Red is gonna kill me if I did anything!" he said to himself, as he walked slowly to the principal's office.

In Calculus, Kelso was asleep, dreaming about a beautiful fairy tale land with castles and princesses. Then all of a sudden, a big scary monster came and destroyed the castle and killed the princess. Oh no wait, that was just the Calculus teacher Mrs. Bryans. "Mr. Kelso! I suggest that when the principal asks you to go up to his office, you obey his demands!" she yelled, slamming her fist on his desk waking him up.

"Alright, alright! If the principal asks me to go to his office I'll go, but until then, go away so I can get some sleep," Kelso said laying his head back on his desk. Mrs. Bryan's face beamed with anger.

"Mr. Kelso! Out! Now!" she yelled pointing to the door.

"Calm down, I'll go! You don't have to get all pissy about it," Kelso said exiting the classroom.

Finally, the whole gang (minus Fez) made it to the Principal's office. The door opened, and in came Principal Lambert. "Thank you all for coming. Take a seat," he said pointing to some chairs. Everyone took a seat, besides Hyde who was still kind of messed up. The principal looked at him and frowned. "Or stand. Whatever you like. Anyways, the reason I called you up here was because of your student service learning hours. You are all aware that you must complete 75 hours of service learning, right?" he asked, looking at all of them. They were all silent; you could here the crickets chirping. "Okay…well you do. And none of you have even close to 75. Ms. Pinciotti, you have the most with 24. Mr. Foreman, your right behind her with 20. Ms. Burkhart, you have 14 and Mr. Hyde, you have 11. And Mr. Kelso, you have the least with, uh…2," Principal Lambert said calmly, "But I have decided to help you out. This summer, you will earn all of you service-learning hours. I have assigned you all to work as camp counselors at Camp Anawana," he said smiling. They all looked at him wide eyed.

"What?!" Donna said.

"All summer?!" Eric said, just as surprised. Principal Lambert nodded.

"Yes. Everyone else in this school has at least 50 hours. You boys and girls aren't even close. I don't want my students falling behind," he explained.

"This is a co-ed camp, right?" Jackie asked.

"Of course!"

"Oh! Then I think it will be fun," she said cheerfully.

"What? Why?" Donna asked her.

"I can give all the girls makeovers and I can teach them how to flirt with boys and I can even teach them some of my cheers! I mean, we'll have so much fun!"

"Now, if all of you could see from Jackie's point of view, you'd all see how fun this could be!" Principal Lambert tried to tell them.

"Yeah, I'd love to see from Jackie's point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my-," but before Eric could finish, Donna elbowed him in the stomach.

"Alright, you start Monday so that gives you the weekend to pack. You all are excused," he said ushering them out.

After school let out, the gang went over to Eric's to hang out in the basement. Eric sighed.

"Man, I can't believe this. We have to stay at this stupid camp all summer," he complained.

"Ha! Sucks for you!" Fez laughed at them.

"Hey! Why don't you have to do it? I don't remember you doing any service learning," Donna said, giving him a look.

"No, I already completed my hours at a senior citizens home. The grandmas really love me! They let me dance with them. They taught me the hustle," Fez grinned. "But in my country, they didn't have camps or the boy scouts, so I will go with you guys."

"Eric's right! We shouldn't have to spend our whole summer at that Camp Ana-weiner or whatever it's called," Kelso whined, "I was hoping me and Jackie could set a doing it all summer record." Jackie nudged him. Hyde made a disgusted face. Fortunately for him, no one noticed.

"Michael! Is that all you ever think about?" Jackie said, also making a disgusted face.

"24/7, baby," he laughed.

"Man, I never thought I'd say this, but this year, summer is really going to suck," Hyde said, pulling his shades over his eyes

Well, there's the first chapter. I hope you liked it. I hope to have the next chapter out soon. Oh yeah, if you never heard of the sitcom "Salute Your Shorts", go here to find out about it.