MINE!

A/N: this is what happens when I listen to Adam Lambert...XD

It was snowing, as usual is the town of South Park. Actually that was the under- statement of the year. It was like a fucking blizzard! Like, you can't see 5 inches in front of you! But the weather doesn't really effect you when your normal body temperature is unusually warn 24/7. Being a demon had benefits. Kinky benefits.

"Hello Pip." Damien said, still smirking from his not-so-innocent thoughts. You see Damien has been going out with Pip sense 8th grade. They were now in 11th grade, and well, they have never had sex. Damien is understanding and all, but for gods sake DAMMIT! He was horny! And not weak mortal lust either, this was INSTINCT! I want that god damned brit so much- wait his he talking?

"Damien! Are you even listening?" Pip rolled his eyes. "Where is your mind right now?"

"Thinking about raping you." Damien said without thinking, enjoying Pips reaction a little bit to much.

"Um...heh, well Damien...what?" Pip's facial expression went from embarrassed

to down right confused.

"Did I stutter?" Damien was clearly enjoying this.

"Well...no...not really." Pips voice was about as high as Damien's was in grade school by the end of the sentence.

"Oh come on! We've been dating for-EVER! I want you..." Damien wined.

"Oh...oh dear. Well Damien...what exactly do you want from me?" Pip was almost hyperventilating.

"What ever you're willing to give me." Damien looked at him with glassy eyes, making Pip unconformable.

"Well. I-i want you to Damien," Damiens perked at this. "But I don't...don't really know where to start..." Pip was red all over by now.

"I can show you..." Damien purred in his ear, suddenly behind Pip (Pip has gotten used to the sudden transportation XD).

"Nurggk." Was all Pip was able to say before being drug into his house and thrown

(quit literally) on the couch. Pip 'meeped' at Damien, who decided it would be best

to suddenly appear on top of the blonde and grind shamelessly into his not-so-hidden boner.

Damiens eyes narrowed dangerously and growled.

"D-Damien..." Pip said in a cautious tone. He knew what Damien was like when driven by instinct. He was sexy, that's what he was.

"Yes dearest Philip...?" OK. That was not fair! Damien knew what being called his first name did to him!

"nnngggg" Pip eyes practically rolled in the back of his head, and he was humping Damien with all his might. "I...not fair..." Pip panted.

"What was that? Pip your not making sense." He smirked at the effect that he had on the smaller boy.

"I'm...gon...gonna...DAMIEN!" Pip dug his fingers in the demons hair as he came to a release. Damien came shortly after growling.

After a few minutes of silent panting Pip finally spoke.

"Damien. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT? DID YOU JUST DRY FUCK ME AGIANST A COUCH?" Pip hit Damiens chest with balled up fist for every word.

"Yep. And you loved it to. Don't deny it." Damien smiled. A real smile. Not a sadistic smirk like always. A real smile.

"Yea...I suppose I did...BUT THAT CHANGES NOTHING! I AM VERY PISSED!" Pip pouted.

"And your SO sexy when you're pissed to!" Damien grabbed Pip by the legs and thew him over his shoulder.

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING MISTER!"

"We are going upstairs for round two of 'cute British orgasms." Damien stated matter-of-factly. " And I'm gonna make you MINE!"

A/N::: I know it sucks...especially the ending lol. Well review please! And next time its not gonna be dip. Well maybe. But ima do some other couples too ok?

Me::: So. How was that guys?

Damien::: wonderful! pip will be limping for weeks!

Pip:::I'm not speaking to either of you!

Me/Damien:::*shrugs*